Aldous Wheatley, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This malnourished man wears a blue armored body suit, with a simple brown line shooting up and back down. His hair is short and silver. Judging by the bloodshot nature of his eyes and the massive bags underneath them one would imagine he has not slept for days.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is cautious and jumpy. He reacts to every sound and lacks any concept of subtlety.
History: Born to a Banker, his mother struggled to pay the bills. When money was particularly tight he was walking through alleys when he overheard a Sage hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. He made his way to the other competitor and parlayed his knowledge into a job. He hasn't been sleeping well lately.
Motivation: He is wracked by social anxiety; and he is terrified, and will act out of fear
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Insomniac, Fearful. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Sage
Voice: Booming voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'7") Human, Chaotic Neutral (CR 3)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 29 (3d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d8+2, Ranged +2 / 1d8+0, Grapple +2
Possessions: 2000 sp. Malachite (12 gp). Jet (140 gp).
Richard Elton, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A man with a warm, jovial air about him, he wears green robes with leather pauldrons. Though occasionally he wears more armor. He prefers to carry a rapier, but if one is not available he will default to his dagger. His brown hair is styled in orderly dreadlocks. He has gleaming, smiling violet eyes.
Personality: He has always had a great fascination with Human culture. He takes great pride in his work and is very well organized. His planner is full of calendar events.
History: He was born in the east. Through the years after Richard was born, his mother became increasingly distant from his family, instead choosing to pursue power in the east. Richard's mother didn't care for him much, and the feeling was mutual. He became a Locksmith soon after.
Motivation: He is unsatisfied with his job; and expand his business
Flaws: Racist, Antagonistic. Bonds: Job, Immigrant. Occupation: Locksmith
Voice: Excited and jittery
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'0") Human, Lawful Evil (CR 4)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 31 (4d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 16 (+3) | 8 (-1) | 17 (+3) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d10+1, Ranged +4 / 1d10+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 300 gp. 1 Minor magic item.
Shane Ryland, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This exceptionally lanky man dresses in collared shirts and wears a proper scarf over his head. His hair is long and auburn with streaks of red, and is pulled back with small blue clips. His beard is red, braided, and well cared for. Judging by the bloodshot nature of his eyes and the massive bags underneath them one would imagine he has not slept for days.
Personality: He snorts whenever he laughs or is feeling confident. He has a hair trigger and will fly into rage over the tiniest perceived slights.
History: He was a bastard born out of an affair, and his mother always resented and mistreated him for it out of spite. His father was supposedly a charlatan fortune teller, but he insists his father was legitimate. He has recently gotten a pet goose that steals things from people.
Motivation: He is being blackmailed/forced/etc and this influences his actions.
Flaws: Insomniac, Antagonistic. Bonds: Religious, Criminal record. Occupation: Detective
Voice: Smoker's lung
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'5") Human, True Neutral (CR 3)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 36 (3d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 16 (+3) | 6 (-2) | 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d8+0, Ranged +3 / 1d8+1, Grapple +0
Possessions: 400 gp. 1 Masterwork Common Ranged Weapon.
Peter Langston, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: He is a husky man, who is generally well dressed albeit a few years behind the times. His brown hair is kept up in a ponytail inside a small hat. His eyes are brown and he is always smoking a pipe.
Personality: His voice, at times compared to that of a Nymph, lambasts those who consider themselves "civilized" with snide, belittling remarks; the subtle growl he speaks with growing louder in doing so, one can find it most pronounced, despite the otherwise natural purity of his tone. He is fiercely devoted to his mother, and views his mother's ex-spouse as an evil person for separating him from his legal half-sister.
History: From birth he was tutored by a cruel and relentless mentor. In his youth he was part of a gang. He got caught, but did not rat out his comrades and served his time in prison. As of late he has set up a hidden staging nest where he ambushes people he hires for escort.
Motivation: His spouse's relatives view him with great suspicion; and his relatives are trying to arrange a marriage
Flaws: Cynical. Bonds: Attractive, Family, Mentor, Criminal record. Occupation: Bookbinder
Voice: Scratchy, weak
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'6") Human, Chaotic Evil (CR 4)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 31 (4d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 8 (-1) | 9 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Auran, Sylvan
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d10+1, Ranged +3 / 1d10+1, Grapple +1
Possessions: 300 gp.
Dean Langley, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This light-skinned male wears a brown vest with golden trim over his white shirt. His grey leather gloves and pants are well-kept, and his brown boots flare out at the collars. He is tall, broad shouldered and powerfully built. His auburn hair is thinning but still full. His eyes are amber and beady.
Personality: He takes his job very seriously, in part because he fears he cannot get a new one. He seeks to pay back kindness whenever he gets the chance. Whether it be in the form of unwanted serenades or the latest gossip he always seeks to do solids for his friends.
History: A studious child he never was much for a social life, not because he was unlikable, but because he did not seek it out. He moved from fad to fad and when he turned 15 he discovered writing. He has worked as a Mortician like his father before him.
Motivation: Wants to open a new tavern; and he'd like to take his coworkers down a peg
Ideals: Philantrophist, Gifted, Artistic. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Job. Occupation: Mortician
Voice: Tuts and clicks tongue
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'2") Human, Lawful Neutral (CR 4)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 20 (4d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 12 (+1) | 9 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 7 (-2) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 8
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d10-1, Ranged +3 / 1d10+1, Grapple +0
Possessions: 5000 cp. 1 Minor magic item.
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