Description: A middle-aged man, he wears a shirt that is too small, which lets his gut show, with a ratty black coat over it, and is pretty ugly. His black hair is cut jaggedly and amateurishly. He has gleaming, smiling amber eyes.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He has a small toy that he constantly fidgets with.

History: A powerful wizard made him what he is. When he came of age, he joined a caravan that would eventually take him to the capital. He would practice along the way and, when he arrived, be apprenticed to a Seamstress. He got away from his former life and has fallen to alcoholism.

Motivation: He'd like to take his coworkers down a peg.

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Addict. Bonds: Mentor, Job. Occupation: Seamstress

Voice: Stutters

Possessions: 6000 cp. Jade (80 gp). 1 Masterwork Thieves’ tools. 1 Masterwork Artisan’s tools. 1 Climber’s kit.

Description: This fat northern man has a bulbous nose and tends to wear a large brown jacket. His skin is also unnaturally pale. His hair is always cut to a buzz. He has a tattooed face.

Personality: He dislikes all the random violence that takes place in the north. He is cautious and jumpy. He reacts to every sound and lacks any concept of subtlety.

History: Ralf hails from a village terrorized by illithids. He was an apprentice working in his father's forge. He then took over the family business and is one of the better Ruler for hire.

Motivation: Many illithids want him driven away; and to settle down with his crush

Ideals: Pacifist. Flaws: Ugly, Fearful. Bonds: Enemies, Job, Has a crush. Occupation: Ruler

Voice: Sore throat, cough

Possessions: 300 gp.

Description: This man stands a little under 6'0" and is a bit bulky. He is very muscular particularly in the legs. He wears a custom-built plate barding that's adorned with black lining and desert motifs. He wears his hair in dreadlocks. He wears round tiny glasses practically rammed into his face.

Personality: He believes mankind has become decadent and spoiled by the march of civilization and an end should come to life as we know it. He claims to be unscrupulous but at the end of the day he will do what he thinks is right.

History: Ralf was born with his father's beautiful face. His father took him hunting and taught him how to get in the mind of other creatures. He has since lost track of the people in his past.

Motivation: He wants nothing more than to rejoin the army; and wants to raise his children well

Ideals: Justice. Bonds: Nature, Attractive, Family, Military. Occupation: Herbalist

Voice: Old thin voice

Possessions: 1900 sp.

Description: This fat eastern man has a bulbous nose and wears grey robes with leather pauldrons. Though occasionally he wears more armor. He prefers to carry a pickaxe, but if one is not available he will default to his longsword. His skin is also unnaturally pale. His brown hair is long and unkept. His ears are large.

Personality: He's a bit of a prankster. He knows he is clumsy and seen as such and will often feign amnesia after injury. He invites people to come help in his community garden.

History: He was born to a pair of big game hunters, but was frequently ill as a child. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He used his abilities to travel the world and help people.

Motivation: Find a way to reverse the transformation of his brother; and marry his brother to traveling adventurers

Ideals: Joker, Philantrophist. Flaws: Ugly, Disease. Occupation: Baker

Voice: Can't modulate volume

Possessions: 2800 sp.

Description: This man wears a shirt that is too small, which lets his gut show, with a ratty black coat over it, and sports empty pouches on his belt. He wears his blonde hair up. Judging by the bloodshot nature of his eyes and the massive bags underneath them one would imagine he has not slept for days.

Personality: A grumpy guy he will invite people to lunch so he can critique them. Yet he still seems generally likeable, like a lovable grump. He loves teas. He is very sensitive about his face. To blow off anger he lifts weights and to control his otherwise explosive temper he works out a lot.

History: He was a bastard born out of an affair, and his mother always resented and mistreated him for it out of spite. His spouse left him for another, whom he beat to an almost bloody pulp. He did not win them back, but he came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. He now spends his time doing works of charity.

Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and he's repulsed by the pc

Ideals: Philantrophist, Fighting. Flaws: Ugly, Insomniac, Antagonistic. Occupation: Ruler

Voice: Soft and mumbly

Possessions: 3000 cp.