Description: A middle-aged man, he wears loose pants and a collared shirt complete with sweater beneath his coat, and is pretty ugly. He wears his black hair up in a very large beehive style do. His hazel eyes are slightly larger than normal.

Personality: He is cool and collected. He likes to make quips and puns whenever he does anything. He also makes a point to compliment his superiors and flatter them. He is vehemently anti-magic. All of it is evil and corrupting in his opinion.

History: John was born the youngest of three triplets. When he came of age, he joined a caravan that would eventually take him to the capital. He would practice along the way and, when he arrived, be apprenticed to a Mortician. He inherited the family business which he has now maintained for 3 years.

Motivation: Wants to open a new tavern; and his spouse's relatives view him with great suspicion

Ideals: Disciplined, Opinionated. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Family, Job. Occupation: Mortician

Voice: Spits and sputters

Possessions: 5000 cp. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon.

Description: The light-skinned man stands 6'5" and typically wears a sleeveless long coat of deep brown leather and dull grey iron scale mail. His head has been shaved. His face possesses mild wrinkles. His smile is extraordinarily sincere though he does not smile often.

Personality: He is a hateful person. He taunts others and blames them for his problems. He is lazy, self-centered, vain, and jealous.

History: He was born in the north. He sought a place where he would be rewarded solely on the merits of his skills. This search led him directly into Butcher work with an outfit from a few towns over. Butcher work suited him well, and with each successful project, he earned more gold and more respect from his peers. He moves from town to town, unable to find a place to settle.

Motivation: He'd like to take his coworkers down a peg; and to be a mason again

Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic, Selfish. Bonds: Immigrant, Job. Occupation: Butcher

Voice: Uses lots of figures of speech

Possessions: 200 gp.

Description: His left side is far more bruised and cut up than his other. He has the majority of his body covered in plate. His hair, while still mostly auburn, has prominent grey streaks. This brown eyed southerner is not easily forgotten.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He seeks to pay back kindness whenever he gets the chance. Whether it be in the form of unwanted serenades or the latest gossip he always seeks to do solids for his friends.

History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. When money was particularly tight he was walking through alleys when he overheard a Dilettante hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. He made his way to the other competitor and parlayed his knowledge into a job. He now spends his time doing works of charity.

Motivation: To end his boredom; and wants to work out more often

Ideals: Joker, Philantrophist. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Dilettante

Voice: Draws out vowels

Possessions: Amber (130 gp).

Description: This slender man stands about 5'2". He wears a weathered and beat up set of banded mail beneath an oversized blue coat. He wears his hair in dreadlocks. His eyes are likewise gray. His teeth are yellowed and unaligned.

Personality: He is shy and timid. He has not had much interaction with people and is skittish around them. He will do just about anything if he becomes convinced it is for someone's true love, of this he is easily convinced.

History: The child of southern immigrants he idolized his mother. A few years later when the west was not economically sound they moved to his current location. He left for the south, certain he would find work there.

Motivation: He wants to get laid.

Flaws: Ugly, Shy. Bonds: Has a crush, Immigrant. Occupation: Sellsword

Voice: High pitched and raspy

Possessions: 100 gp. 3 Antitoxin. 3 Antitoxin. 2 Acid flasks.

Description: This younger middle-aged man is wearing a perfectly clean shirt and pair of pants, and a wedding ring on his right hand. His black hair is kept up in a ponytail inside a deerstalker hat. His eyes, though not visible through his cowl, are gray.

Personality: Friendly and accommodating he would invite many more into his home than his spouse would be comfortable with if they did not express concern about it. His brief stint in the army gave him the idea he was invincible and that he is the toughest man alive.

History: He was always a brilliant, if unscrupulous mind. He dropped out of school before completing his studies. He routinely visits covens of witches but complains that many are fraudulent and lack true knowledge of magic.

Motivation: Wishes to resurrect an old love; and he is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally

Ideals: Philantrophist, Logical. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Attractive, In love, Military. Occupation: Navigator

Voice: Excited and jittery

Possessions: 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.