Bernard Ramsay, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He is a small man, but exceptionally fit. He wears a shirt and pants that are bristling with pockets overflowing with maps, compasses, and other navigational equipment. He has a chestnut handlebar mustache and slicked back chestnut hair. His face is scarred and worn.
Personality: He is witty, but his monotone delivery comes off as unnerving He enjoys reading and quiet.
History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. He dropped out of school before completing his studies. He now has a substantial network of resources ranging from contacts to ships to peers.
Motivation: Wants to work out more often.
Ideals: Entrepeneur, Athletic, Joker, Logical. Flaws: Ugly. Occupation: Mason
Voice: Speaks like tongue is numb
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'1") Human, Lawful Evil (CR 3)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 22 (3d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 17 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 16 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Draconic, Undercommon, Ignan
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d8+2, Ranged +3 / 1d8+1, Grapple +2
Possessions: 300 gp. 1 Breastplate. 1 Darkwood Shield. 1 Half-Plate.
Aldous Law, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: Runty and weak-looking, he wears a grey feathered hat and grey clothes. He has a small bristly mustache and wavy golden hair. He wears large thick round spectacles.
Personality: Aldous speaks confidently about a variety of topics with grace. He is clearly well-traveled and educated. He is often prim and proper but will on occasion tell either really disgusting or offensive jokes, which seem out of character.
History: He was born to loving parents in a slum to the south. He moved from fad to fad and when he turned 15 he discovered singing. Being a Soapmaker kept his interest for a while, but then he became depressed and bored. So he turned to a secret life of crime, taking increasingly more risks and challenges.
Motivation: He is a bit of a kleptomaniac; and he doesn't get along with people that don't share his tastes
Ideals: Impeccable, Joker, Artistic. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor, Criminal record. Occupation: Soapmaker
Voice: Indian accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'3") Human, Neutral Evil (CR 4)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 37 (4d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d10+1, Ranged +5 / 1d10+3, Grapple +3
Possessions: 600 gp.
Kyle Staurheim, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A middle-aged man, he wears a large hat to cast shadows over his face and wears ponchos to better hide his body, and is pretty ugly. His white hair is drawn into a tight pony tail with a card scrunchie. His ears are large.
Personality: He runs his personal life as if detached from it. He organizes appointments and outings based on perceived benefits he will get from it. He also is a firm believer in the manly ideal.
History: Born the oldest of a large religious northern family, he was no stranger to responsibility. He was an athlete and attended two major summer competitions. He never won. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.
Motivation: Wants to work out more often.
Ideals: Athletic. Flaws: Ugly, Selfish, Impulsive. Bonds: Religious. Occupation: Bookbinder
Voice: Raspy
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'3") Human, Chaotic Evil (CR 3)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 31 (3d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 17 (+3) | 14 (+2) | 16 (+3) | 15 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Ignan, Elven
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d8+2, Ranged +3 / 1d8+1, Grapple +2
Possessions: 300 gp. Malachite (4 gp). Amethyst (40 gp).
Trym Soames, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This man is unhealthily muscled, almost every single one of his veins is visible when he is not flexing. His shirts and pants tend to be short and undersized for him due to the difficulty of finding a good tailor. His blonde hair is matted, messy, and big. His eyes, though not visible through his cowl, are amber.
Personality: He loves justice and goodness and right action. Anyone who does not fulfill this criteria perfectly will no doubt get a lecture from him. He is the most sanctimonious self-righteous Human in existence. He is always in debt, since he spends his money on lavish parties and gifts for friends
History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. He was an athlete and attended two major summer competitions. He never won. Recently a tribe of illithids attacked the village and all able bodies who could hold a blade were quickly armed and sent to the walls. Trym fought at the side of some of the regions greatest heroes but was never overshadowed.
Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever.
Ideals: Fighting, Athletic, Justice. Flaws: Ugly, Impulsive. Occupation: Painter
Voice: German accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'2") Human, Neutral Good (CR 3)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 22 (3d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d8-1, Ranged +3 / 1d8+1, Grapple +1
Possessions: 200 gp. Lapis lazuli (6 gp). Citrine (30 gp). Amethyst (100 gp).
Theodoric Sheldon, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He wears a black vest with golden trim over his white shirt. His blue leather gloves and pants are well-kept, and his black boots flare out at the collars. He has relatively dark skin and is very physically imposing due to his abundance of muscles. He wears his hair in dreadlocks. His green unseeing eyes seem to look past you.
Personality: Confrontational and typically high on some drug or another. Flattery will make him almost putty in your hands.
History: He was born in the south, but his parents moved at a very young age to the north. He was a friend to animals and a trickster. In his defense of animals however he would do severe harm to people. He moves from town to town, unable to find a place to settle.
Motivation: Find a way to reverse the transformation of his sister; and he feels kind of lost in life
Flaws: Disease, Addict, Selfish. Bonds: Immigrant, Nature. Occupation: Spice Merchant
Voice: Old thin voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'2") Human, Neutral Good (CR 3)
Armor Class 8
Hit Points 27 (3d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 (-2) | 7 (-2) | 14 (+2) | 9 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +0 / 1d8-2, Ranged +0 / 1d8-2, Grapple -2
Possessions: 400 gp. 1 Breastplate. 1 Masterwork Light steel shield.
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