Description: This fat northern man has a bulbous nose and wears a brown cloak and cross-gartered black stockings. His skin is also unnaturally pale. His silver hair is cut short with large spiked bangs in the front. His blue eyes dart from person to person to random spaces in the air.

Personality: He is extraordinarily eccentric. He disdains his fellow northerners, claiming they make him look unintelligent just for using an accent.

History: Ernest was born the youngest of three triplets. His parents divorced when he was young, and his mother gained full cudstody. He was regularly beaten by his mother, who blamed him for driving them apart. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.

Motivation: Regain custody of his son.

Flaws: Ugly, Insane, Antagonistic. Bonds: Immigrant, Family. Occupation: Marshal

Voice: Can't modulate volume

Possessions: 60 pp.

Description: This southern man is abnormally tall. He is perpetually draped in fineries, but all of this concealed by his earthly robes.. His whole body is exceptionally muscular. He wears a Stetson hat to hide his balding. His otherwise smooth face is marked with small tiny scars.

Personality: He is a sleazy, sleazy guy. He has no qualms about using his powers of suggestion to get people to do what he wants. He is a logical person and will generally grow upset if things defy logic and science.

History: The child of southern immigrants he idolized his mother. His mother was very strict, and drilled into him lessons on being the perfect gentleman. He left for the south, certain he would find work there.

Motivation: To share knowledge with the world.

Ideals: Logical, Impeccable. Bonds: Attractive, Poor, Immigrant. Occupation: Herbalist

Voice: pre-pubescent

Possessions: 300 gp.

Description: Runty and weak-looking, he wears bulky blue painted plate armor. His brown hair is cut jaggedly and amateurishly. His green eyes are slightly larger than normal.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. As he has aged he has sought to do reparations for his actions as a youth. He is also making sure that his compatriots who never received punishment for their crimes are brought to justice.

History: Born to a poor family in the city he treasured whatever gifts he got. In his youth he was part of a gang. He got caught, but did not rat out his comrades and served his time in prison. Being a Barkeep kept his interest for a while, but then he became depressed and bored. So he turned to a secret life of crime, taking increasingly more risks and challenges.

Motivation: He possesses a valuable artifact that the thieves guild wishes to steal; and he has decided he is irredeemable

Ideals: Joker, Justice. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor, Criminal record. Occupation: Barkeep

Voice: Excited and jittery

Possessions: 7 Acid flasks. 4 Alchemist’s fire.

Description: He is lean but muscular and is armored in gleaming platemail with gilded edges. A flowing white cape and mantle trimmed with soft blue waves gently in the breeze. He wears a feathered hat to hide his balding. His brown eyes peer out from beneath his feathered white hat.

Personality: He is almost excessively polite to everyone, even when angry. He has a small toy that he constantly fidgets with.

History: He was born in the north, but his parents moved at a very young age to the east. He inherited a moderately successful company from his mother. Under his leadership it has flourished, and using capital from his venture he effectively owns an entire region. He eventually got the idea of being the protector of his homeland from reading books, and has made it his duty.

Motivation: Money/treasure.

Flaws: Shy, Addict. Bonds: Rich, Immigrant, Guardian. Occupation: Actor

Voice: Cold and demanding tone

Possessions: 20 pp. Golden pearl (160 gp). Chalcedony (40 gp). Peridot (40 gp).

Description: With blue face paint in a stripe pattern across his face, he wears a white vest and prefers green and blue shirts. His boots appear to have been at one point steel toed but are quite worn down. His red hair is cut short. His eyes are likewise brown. His teeth are yellowed and unaligned.

Personality: He considers himself a man of culture and sophistication. He likes a good challenge to his wits. Any perceived weakness will be pressed and exploited. He is seen as merciless and passionate.

History: He was born to a wealthy landowner in a frontier town, living a normal and happy childhood. His parents divorced when he was young, and his father gained full cudstody. He was regularly beaten by his father, who blamed him for driving them apart. He used his abilities to trick people and travel the world for free.

Motivation: He possesses a valuable artifact that the thieves guild wishes to steal; and nothing but the best is good enough for him

Ideals: Impeccable. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Criminal record, Rich. Occupation: Sellsword

Voice: Can't modulate volume

Possessions: 100 gp. 1 Chain shirt. 1 Chain shirt.