Balimaar Paxton, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: This younger middle-aged man wears a green costume with the symbols of the four houses of cards on his torso, and a wedding ring on his left hand. He has done his best to style his blonde hair to look like a famous performer. He is very pretty but has cold, dead eyes.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He has the money to obtain near anything and knows that if you pay a man enough he will sell his own mother. Money is his most trusted friend.
History: He comes from a rich northern family. Since his father passed away years ago, his mother had doted on him, and he came to think her himself as special and better than other people in town. A notion that was reinforced by his attractiveness, a trait in which he easily excels the other men of his town. Lacking all sense, he decided to go on an adventure. He picked a direction and started trekking.
Motivation: A need for knowledge about a nearby landmark; and he has money and likes to spend it
Ideals: Joker. Bonds: In love, Attractive, Adventurer, Rich. Occupation: Brewer
Voice: Pronounces 'its' and 'is' like 'eats' and 'ease'
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'9") Human, Neutral Good (CR 4)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 16 (4d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17 (+3) | 9 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 16 (+3) | 9 (-1) | 17 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Ignan, Halfling, Druidic
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d10+3, Ranged +1 / 1d10-1, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 9 |
Possessions: 500 gp.
Hunter Yardley, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: He wears tight fitting pants and leather jackets. He usually doesn't wear a shirt. His silver hair is braided into rings. He has a dull look in his hazel eyes.
Personality: He is a very happy person and has lots of energy. To put it simply, he's a very lovable idiot. He will pursue extreme courses of action in the short term, confident that they cannot fail.
History: He got into the Bellfounder business at a young age. A serious injury left his father unemployed and in need of constant care. His family became saddled with debt trying to care for his infirm father. He then took over the family business and is one of the better Bellfounder for hire.
Motivation: Expand his business; and he is terrified, and will act out of fear
Ideals: Optimist. Flaws: Impulsive, Fearful. Bonds: Job, Debt. Occupation: Bellfounder
Voice: Rolls R's
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'8") Human, Neutral Good (CR 6)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 29 (6d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Gnoll
Attacks Melee +3 / 2d6+0, Ranged +5 / 2d6+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 6 | 6 | 5 |
Possessions: 200 gp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Charles York, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: This fat western man has a bulbous nose and wears an old set of leather armor, nicked and torn by the ravages of time and battle. His skin is also unnaturally pale. He wears his brown hair down. His green eyes dart around the room hyper actively observing anyone and anything.
Personality: He likes to be helpful to his clients. He likes to prescribe proper advice to his clients. He also is a firm believer in the manly ideal.
History: He was born in the west, but his parents moved at a very young age to the east. He worked as a nervous Navigator and found it very stressful. He now owns his own business.
Motivation: Sabotage a competitor; and he is unsatisfied with his job
Flaws: Ugly, Impulsive. Bonds: Job, Immigrant. Occupation: Navigator
Voice: Tuts and clicks tongue
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'8") Human, Chaotic Good (CR 3)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 26 (3d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 18 (+4) | 12 (+1) | 9 (-1) | 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d8+2, Ranged +6 / 1d8+4, Grapple +4
Possessions: 300 gp.
Anthony Haley, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: This slender man stands about 5'8". He wears a brown tunic with green highlights, and long pastel pants that bunch up around his shoes. His silver hair is unkempt and raggedy. His blue eyes dart from person to person.
Personality: He is a hateful person. He taunts others and blames them for his problems. He is able to fit into much smaller and tighter spaces than normal.
History: A powerful brothel owner made him what he is. His father took him hunting and taught him how to get in the mind of other creatures. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.
Motivation: He's repulsed by the PC; and meet up once more with his childhood friend
Ideals: Gifted. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Poor, Mentor, Nature. Occupation: Armorer
Voice: Eastern European accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'8") Human, Chaotic Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 29 (5d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 17 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d4+2, Ranged +6 / 2d4+3, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 800 gp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Theobald Astley, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: A middle-aged man, he wears red robes with leather pauldrons. Though occasionally he wears more armor. He prefers to carry a falchion, but if one is not available he will default to his nunchaku, and is pretty ugly. His long black hair is drawn into a two foot long braid. His eyes are hazel.
Personality: He loves justice and goodness and right action. Anyone who does not fulfill this criteria perfectly will no doubt get a lecture from him. He is the most sanctimonious self-righteous Human in existence. He does suffer from mild PTSD, and the sight of orcs may trigger it at times.
History: A studious child he never was much for a social life, not because he was unlikable, but because he did not seek it out. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He has made many enemies by not giving into corruption and outing many instances of it.
Motivation: Several ex partners dislike his way of doing things and want revenge; and many orcs want him driven away
Ideals: Justice, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Enemies. Occupation: Spice Merchant
Voice: Speaks with lips pursed
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'7") Human, Lawful Good (CR 3)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 22 (3d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 7 (-2) | 10 (+0) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d8+1, Ranged +4 / 1d8+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 300 gp.
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