Umpen Glittergem, Male Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: He is a small man, but exceptionally fit. He wears a blue vest with golden trim over his white shirt. His green leather gloves and pants are well-kept, and his blue boots flare out at the collars. He has wavy blonde hair. His amber eyes are passionate and lively.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. Animals are drawn to him, and he is able to talk to them.
History: He was born to a pair of big game hunters, but was frequently ill as a child. In his 20th year, while out on a day-trip, he returned to find his hometown burning and destroyed. He found his father impaled in their home, and his mother beheaded. He saw the man who walked out, and charged him in a blind rage. The man easily evaded and defeated him, leaving him to live broken and terrified. He was granted psionic powers by his dying sister.
Motivation: He is terrified, and will act out of fear.
Ideals: Athletic, Joker, Gifted. Flaws: Disease, Fearful. Occupation: Stableman
Voice: Sensual and smooth
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'3") Gnome, Lawful Evil (CR 6)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 61 (6d12)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 19 (+4) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 14
Languages Common, Gnome, Gnoll
Attacks Melee +3 / 2d6+0, Ranged +5 / 2d6+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 100 gp.
Everard Spaulding, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: A man with a warm, jovial air about him, he wears loose pants and a collared shirt complete with sweater beneath his coat. He has wavy golden hair. He is missing an eye and his face is severely sunburned. His one remaining eye shines gray.
Personality: Cocky and sure of himself, he believes he is the best Unemployed born in the past three hundred years. He also is a firm believer in the manly ideal.
History: He was a bastard born out of an affair, and his mother always resented and mistreated him for it out of spite. He graduated from the Naval Academy and went to see the world at the rank of Ensign. He advanced relatively quickly due to his good work ethic, understanding of the chain of command, and natural leadership ability. He inherited the family business which he has now maintained for 14 years.
Motivation: He is unsatisfied with his job.
Flaws: Ugly, Impulsive, Antagonistic. Bonds: Job, Military. Occupation: Unemployed
Voice: Soothing and warm
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'5") Human, True Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 9 (1d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 8 (-1) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 17 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Infernal
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +4 / 1d4+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 120 gp.
Lamlûg Shelly, Male Half-Orc [Permalink]
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Description: This eastern man is abnormally tall. He likes to wear darkened spectacles and heavy clothing, no matter the weather. His whole body is exceptionally muscular. His red hair has been sun bleached extensively. His blue eyes lackadaisically let the world flow into them.
Personality: He is someone who is used to having a large amount of sex appeal. He also lacks a concept of privacy and shares just about everything. He is a great chef.
History: Lamlûg was born to in a poor docking district. He spent his early days working in the same smith shop his mother was employed at, doing general labor. Lamlûg liked to wander the woods near his home when he was young, something he still likes to do at least once a week. He never liked modest clothing or shoes, so he would wander the woods barefoot and lightly dressed, and he developed a good sense of balance and learned how to climb and swim well. He moves from town to town, unable to find a place to settle.
Motivation: He wants random interesting trinkets and junk, hates to throw anything away.
Ideals: Gifted. Bonds: Immigrant, Attractive, Poor, Nature. Occupation: Navigator
Voice: Excited and jittery
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'7") Half-Orc, Lawful Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 24 (5d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d4+2, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 700 gp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Ralf Crane, Male Half-Elf [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He wears skinny pants and wears a white and brown robe with the hood down. He is physically well-built. His hair is silver and curly. He wears a mask on his face.
Personality: He is mildly Half-Elf supremacist, though he does not identify as such. As long as the job gets done he does not care how it got done.
History: A child with a great deal of singing talent his parents made sure he got the chance to thrive. He worked as a nervous Server and found it very stressful. He tends to his Server job now, and dutifully fulfills any obligations he has.
Motivation: A strong sense of loyalty to Half-Elven people; and many orcs want him driven away
Ideals: Professionalism, Artistic. Flaws: Racist. Bonds: Job, Enemies. Occupation: Server
Voice: Eastern European accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'9") Half-Elf, Chaotic Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 30 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 8 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 16 (+3) | 16 (+3) | 17 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Elven, Dwarven, Terran, Gnome
Attacks Melee +6 / 2d4+3, Ranged +2 / 2d4-1, Grapple +3
Possessions: 700 gp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
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