Margery Langdon, Female Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: An imposing woman with a heavy stainless steel prosthetic right hand, she wears a shirt that is too small, which lets her gut show, with a ratty grey coat over it. Her golden hair is wavy and long. Her amber eyes lackadaisically let the world flow into them.
Personality: She is inclined to make off color jokes and interpret anything that could be construed as such as innuendo. She is a very good compulsive liar and kleptomaniac.
History: Margery was born to in a poor docking district. She spent her early days working in the same smith shop her mother was employed at, doing general labor. Her parents died when she was young, and she was unceremoniously dumped in the city orphanage. Margery grew up in the orphanage, tormented by the older kids and famished from lack of food. To avoid death by starvation, most orphans take to a life of crime or prostitution (often both), and so did Margery. She would ruin relationships and cause injury. She was reprimanded several times before being given her current form and forced to learn humility.
Motivation: She will attempt to ambush and attack anyone she thinks she can take on alone and try to knock them out with non-lethal damage. If successful, she will try to sell them to her slave-trader contact; and she has decided she is irredeemable
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Criminal record, Poor. Occupation: Beggar
Voice: Scottish accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'10") Human, True Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 5 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Elven
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d4+0, Ranged +2 / 1d4+0, Grapple +0
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 60 gp. Blue quartz (13 gp).
Orla Bafflestone, Female Gnome [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This exceptionally lanky woman wears a tan shirt, with a grey mid length skirt with grey tights and flats, usually wearing a coat over them. With bright blonde hair. Her blue eyes are passionate and lively.
Personality: Orla speaks confidently about a variety of topics with grace. She is clearly well-traveled and educated. Her home and work are filled with various knick knacks she has acquired through the years. She cares a great deal for her adopted teenage daughter.
History: She was born to a wealthy landowner in a frontier town, living a normal and happy childhood. A gifted student she started as a Sailor, but she got bored and became a Miller. She struck the Miller job and began her own company from there.
Motivation: Further expansion of business; and she'd like to take her coworkers down a peg
Ideals: Impeccable. Bonds: Family, Rich, Job. Occupation: Miller
Voice: Switch between two voices
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'4") Gnome, Chaotic Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 6 (1d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 6 (-2) | 14 (+2) | 16 (+3) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Gnome, Aquan, Giant, Undercommon
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +0 / 1d4-2, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 150 gp. Azurite (12 gp).
Bagabug Wharton, Male Half-Orc [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This exceptionally lanky man very much looks the part of a Actor. His black hair is singed and shortened. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.
Personality: A grumpy guy he will invite people to lunch so he can critique them. Yet he still seems generally likeable, like a lovable grump. He cannot resist a sob story and will often dote over anyone who has one.
History: He got into the Actor business at a young age. His childhood dream was to be a Jeweler, but he was a colossal failure. He has worked as a Actor like his father before him.
Motivation: He is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally; and to be a jeweler again
Ideals: Philantrophist. Flaws: Ugly, Insane, Antagonistic. Bonds: Job. Occupation: Actor
Voice: Dark and ominous
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'0") Half-Orc, Neutral Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 7 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 10 (+0) | 17 (+3) | 5 (-3) | 7 (-2) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 8
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d4+2, Ranged +2 / 1d4+0, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 7 |
Possessions: 10 pp. Red-brown spinel (140 gp).
Bulzo Warmwater, Male Halfling [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He is dressed in a clean red cloak covering his clean studded leather. He is physically well-built. His black hair is singed and shortened. His eyes, though not visible through his cowl, are amber.
Personality: He can speak with the recently deceased. He is accommodating to his spouse and as such limits his hospitality. He is brave and levelheaded in the face of danger and has proven himself a capable leader.
History: He comes from a rich western family. Ostracized due to the divine powers of his oldest brother, he and his siblings struck out on their own. In the process these unassuming Halflings became a terror of the countryside. He then took over the family business and is one of the better Laborer for hire.
Motivation: To be a Servant again.
Ideals: Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: In love, Rich, Job. Occupation: Laborer
Voice: Ums and uhs a lot
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'3") Halfling, Chaotic Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 6 (1d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 16 (+3) | 11 (+0) | 5 (-3) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Halfling, Ignan, Goblin, Gnome
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +2 / 1d4+0, Grapple +5
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: Just what you see.
Kipper Nackle, Male Gnome [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He wears a tight fitting tan shirt and pants. His red hair is well kept and his bushy mustache is tapered upwards at the ends. He has a tattooed face.
Personality: He is envious of other's things. He hoards treasure, art, food, wine, and anything that he so desires. He receives visions of the future at random moments
History: He was born on a small isolated farm. He has chosen to use the inheritance that was left to him frivolously. He bought a greatsword and has really upped his game hunting, due to his understanding of decoy and ambush.
Motivation: He's attracted to the PC; and he wants to get laid
Ideals: Gifted. Flaws: Greedy. Bonds: Nature, Rich, Has a crush. Occupation: Spice Merchant
Voice: Can't modulate volume
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'5") Gnome, Lawful Neutral (CR 3)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 17 (3d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 (-2) | 14 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 9 (-1) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Gnome, Aquan
Attacks Melee +0 / 1d8-2, Ranged +4 / 1d8+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 6 | 5 | 0 |
Possessions: 400 gp.
Dara Suithrasas, Female Elf [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A plain young-adult woman, she is wearing a long, tan cloak. Her silver hair is cut short with large spiked bangs in the front. She has gleaming, smiling gray eyes.
Personality: She is not truly malevolent, but she is obsessed with writing. She constantly tries to fill her life with writing. She seeks to pay back kindness whenever she gets the chance. Whether it be in the form of unwanted serenades or the latest gossip she always seeks to do solids for her friends.
History: A child with a great deal of writing talent her parents made sure she got the chance to thrive. When Dara reached her early adolescence her Elf mother passed away. Feeling disconnected from the small nearby village afterwards, she decided to travel. Her rounds led her into the Army with a few individuals who would become her life-long companions. She guards a vault combo very seriously as well as the key needed to open it.
Motivation: Several ex partners dislike her way of doing things and want revenge; and a deep hatred of orcs
Ideals: Artistic, Philantrophist. Flaws: Secretive. Bonds: Military, Enemies. Occupation: Dilettante
Voice: German accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'5") Elf, Neutral Evil (CR 2)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 9 (2d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Elven
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d6+1, Ranged +4 / 1d6+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 6 |
Possessions: Just what you see.
Nedda Honeypot, Female Halfling [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This slender woman stands about 3'1". She wears a shirt and pants that are bristling with pockets overflowing with maps, compasses, and other navigational equipment. Her tied-back hair is red. Her face is covered beneath a completely black helmet.
Personality: She is someone who is used to having a large amount of sex appeal. She also lacks a concept of privacy and shares just about everything. She is underhanded and not above using her wealth and body to get others to do her bidding.
History: She was raised in a white middle class family as the only child. She was one of the best in her class, and was picked up by her current employer. She quickly showed her capability and was soon promoted to a head role. She tends to her Barkeep job now, and dutifully fulfills any obligations she has.
Motivation: Retire the richest woman in the west; and she seems to be bored by most things
Ideals: Entrepeneur. Flaws: Mundane. Bonds: Attractive, Job. Occupation: Barkeep
Voice: Slow speaker
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'1") Halfling, Chaotic Evil (CR 3)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 11 (3d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 10 (+0) | 8 (-1) | 15 (+2) | 16 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d8+1, Ranged +4 / 1d8+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 9 |
Possessions: 100 gp. Silver pearl (50 gp).
Stannor TellPenny, Male Halfling [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A hulking man with gigantic muscles, he wears a red vest with golden trim over his white shirt. His yellow leather gloves and pants are well-kept, and his red boots flare out at the collars. His black hair is smooth and relatively long. His brown eyes dart from person to person.
Personality: Calm and collected, he is a well trained Architect. His actions favor neither the good nor the evil, as he answers to a power that mortal men fail to acknowledge.
History: From birth he was tutored by a cruel and relentless mentor. He helped his mother out around the business and became quite the natural. In the meantime he has taken over work as a Architect and occasionally as a mercenary.
Motivation: To pay off his debts; and he's looking for his big break
Bonds: Job, Religious, Mentor, Adventurer, Debt. Occupation: Architect
Voice: Speaks fast with a slight lisp
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'1") Halfling, Neutral Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 5 (1d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d4+0, Ranged +4 / 1d4+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 5 | 3 |
Possessions: 60 gp.
Abalaba Humplebumple, Female Gnome [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This northern woman's face is deformed and paralyzed on one side. As such, she slurs her words together. She wears a blue vest and prefers yellow and grey shirts. Her boots appear to have been at one point steel toed but are quite worn down. Her silver hair, when down, is lengthy. Her eyes are brown and beady.
Personality: She is witty, but her monotone delivery comes off as unnerving Her actions favor neither the good nor the evil, as she answers to a power that mortal women fail to acknowledge.
History: Abalaba was born in the north. At a young age she loved to build and create. Her homeland was ravaged by war and she spent much of her life rebuilding it. She was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.
Motivation: She is compelled to act according to her religious beliefs.
Ideals: Joker, Persistence. Flaws: Ugly, PTSD. Bonds: Religious. Occupation: Animal Trainer
Voice: Prounounces S like Z
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'0") Gnome, Chaotic Good (CR 2)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 15 (2d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 18 (+4) | 16 (+3) | 9 (-1) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Gnome, Ignan, Celestial, Halfling
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d6+0, Ranged +3 / 1d6+1, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 1000 sp.
Shout outs: Stacey, Adam Fowler, Amanda Kettles, Angelo Anderson, Appreciate Witch of Life, AstroLass, bilbens baggo, Brian Nunziato, Bryan Sheairs, Brysen Packer, Bryson Waits, Burlyfighter, Caitlin W., Christopher Allbritton, CJMAXP, Connor, Dalton Elliott, Damon Carrington, Daniel Edwards, David Schraff, Dragons With Jetpacks, Elisa Martinez, eric sun, Ezzela1891, Federica Frezza, Gordon Alexander Fallon, Gundar Wez, Iofire, Irate The Pirate, Jade Arrowood, Jake Lane, Jeremiah Walker, Jess, Joe Dalby, John Nazario, JollyGamer, Jonathan Lekse, Jordan Brazeal, Joshua David Maddox, Justin Snyder, Kerry Melton, Kevin, KFB_Patreon, KingHavok1217, Kingyo Senpai, Kyle Clark, Lisa Tucker, Liz Fontain, Lizzie, Lou Bliss, Luke P, Mario Pizzamiglio, Mark L, Matt Yates, Max Hops, Maxwell Mayer, Michael Hamilton, Millergendraft, mtnman1979@aol.com, Mx Charlie, Mylon Schroder, Nahellion, Nathan, Nicholas Zamora, Nick Soucy, Phil Mehl, Phillip P Torchia, Pythor Sen, R., Rachel Anderson, Ray Bissonnette, Remora Jewel, Robert Rich, Robert Skadsem, Ryan Flagg, SallySparrow132, Sarah Holland, Serafina Moon, Shane Andrews, ShortyMcgibble, Sik Makoyi, Siren, Stefan Gottschalk's, Steve Rosenlund, Stuart, Syn21, That Video Editor Nic, thea musing, Trev909, Vedie V, Vincent Drone, Warren Clarida, Wesley Muncy, XMrMonkyx ., Zachary Burgess-Hicks, zachary gee, Zealot23, Zee Livezey
Their contribution stands as a beacon of hope for all adventurers!

