Euphemia Wiseacre, Female Halfling [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This woman wears a fancy white dress. She is muscular with a powerful set of arms. Her golden hair has been sun bleached extensively. She wears a mask on her face.
Personality: She is inclined to make off color jokes and interpret anything that could be construed as such as innuendo. She is used to getting what she wants. In part because she is a meticulous planner.
History: She was born into a rich family. From her teen years she was always beautiful and desirable, so people have always doted on her. She tends to her Barber job now, and dutifully fulfills any obligations she has.
Motivation: She'd like to take her coworkers down a peg.
Ideals: Joker, Professionalism. Bonds: Attractive, Rich, Job. Occupation: Barber
Voice: Speaks like tongue is numb
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Halfling, Lawful Good (CR 2)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 7 (2d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 18 (+4) | 16 (+3) | 16 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Halfling, Infernal, Celestial, Abyssal, Ignan
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d6+1, Ranged +3 / 1d6+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 14 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 1200 sp. 1 Darkwood Shield.
Fonkin Horcusporcus, Male Gnome [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: Relatively heavier built than your average man, he is not imposing. He wears an entirely blue suit with tan socks and a vest with buckled shoes. He has styled his black hair well, parting it to the left. He wears a mask on his face.
Personality: He is a very philanthropic person; he spends his free time working at various soup kitchens. He has the money to obtain near anything and knows that if you pay a man enough he will sell his own mother. Money is his most trusted friend.
History: He was born into a rich family. His homeland was ravaged by war and he spent much of his life rebuilding it. He hasn't been sleeping well lately.
Motivation: He has money and likes to spend it; and he wants nothing more than to rejoin the army
Ideals: Philantrophist. Flaws: PTSD, Insomniac. Bonds: Rich, Military. Occupation: Barrister
Voice: Sounds elderly
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'3") Gnome, Lawful Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 5 (1d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 8 (-1) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Gnome
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d4+2, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 9 |
Possessions: 1000 cp.
Ar-Gul Hadleigh, Male Half-Orc [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He wears loose pants and a collared shirt complete with sweater beneath his coat. He carries with him a set of bows, each one with a amber on the hilt. He only wears one on his belt and the other on his back. His hair is greying and his face has many wrinkles. His eyes are gray.
Personality: He is mildly Half-Orc supremacist, though he does not identify as such. He is a very good compulsive liar and kleptomaniac.
History: He was born to loving parents in a slum to the west. When he was little, his rather wealthy family often ventured across the desert to a summer home near a ruined castle. He would wander through that ruined castle and adventure through it for days. One day while adventuring a terrible storm took place and he was stranded inside. His family spent the next few days looking for him, and could only assume he was dead when it came time to leave. The family never returned to the desert due to the painful memories there. Ar-Gul took refuge in the ruined castle and found the beat up bow and armor he uses now. He bought a bow and has really upped his game hunting, due to his understanding of decoy and ambush.
Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and he feels that his past leaves him morally obligated to help
Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Racist. Bonds: Criminal record, Poor, Nature. Occupation: Fletcher
Voice: Speaks fast with a slight lisp
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'10") Half-Orc, Chaotic Evil (CR 2)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 8 (2d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 (-1) | 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 7 (-2) | 15 (+2) | 6 (-2) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d6-1, Ranged +4 / 1d6+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 8 |
Possessions: 260 gp. Large well-done wool tapestry (500 gp). Brass mug with jade inlays (500 gp).
Einkil Stoutale, Male Dwarf [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He wears a robe, a symbol of strength around his neck, and a scythe on his belt. His hair is always cut to a buzz. His fierce hazel eyes like to dwell on things.
Personality: He cares much about the opinion of others, both in good and in bad: when keeping in line with his opinion, he thinks highly of the other person, but when opinions clash, he can get violently argumentative. He is however nostalgic and wants to reunite with his old comrades. He has some compunction and patriotism and will work for the government before all other clients.
History: Einkil hails from a village terrorized by giants. At a young age his father died while driving off some giants. His mother being the stubborn sort decided to stay and helped train him in scythe use. He used his abilities to travel the world and help people.
Motivation: Several ex partners dislike his way of doing things and want revenge; and a need for knowledge about a nearby landmark
Ideals: Fighting, Opinionated, Philantrophist. Bonds: Adventurer, Enemies. Occupation: Spice Merchant
Voice: Sensual and smooth
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'2") Dwarf, Chaotic Neutral (CR 2)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 11 (2d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 17 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Dwarven, Druidic
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d6+1, Ranged +2 / 1d6+0, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 500 sp.
Lewis Musumeci, Male Half-Elf [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He wears a robe, a symbol of strength around his neck, and a club on his belt. He is bristling with hidden weapons, mostly clubs and sickles. His white hair is well kept and his bushy mustache is tapered upwards at the ends. His thin eyebrows rest above his beady gray eyes.
Personality: This man loves dancing and to teach people dancing more than just about anything. He is often prim and proper but will on occasion tell either really disgusting or offensive jokes, which seem out of character.
History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. In his youth he was part of a gang. He got caught, but did not rat out his comrades and served his time in prison. He used his abilities to trick people and travel the world for free.
Motivation: A rival would like him out of the picture; and he possesses a valuable artifact that the thieves guild wishes to steal
Ideals: Fighting, Artistic, Joker. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Criminal record. Occupation: Junk Dealer
Voice: Speaks with a cold
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'10") Half-Elf, Lawful Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 6 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 9 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Elven, Dwarven, Undercommon
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d4+0, Ranged +4 / 1d4+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 800 sp.
Eberk Silverstone, Male Dwarf [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A moderately attractive man, he has a large grey mantle and cape that has been intricately interwoven into his red robe. He keeps his white hair in a flapper bob. His half smiles and hazel eyes are beguiling and draw you in.
Personality: He is quite gentle and does not know the full extent of his strength. He works very hard to maintain that gentleness. He will pursue extreme courses of action in the short term, confident that they cannot fail.
History: Born to a pair of adventurers, Eberk grew up listening to his mother's many stories. Eberk abandoned his home at a very young age, living in the fields and plains. He survived everyday through hunting and stealing from passersby. He did whatever it took for him to survive. Lacking all sense, he decided to go on an adventure. He picked a direction and started trekking.
Motivation: He's looking for his big break; and meet up once more with his childhood friend
Ideals: Disciplined, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Impulsive. Bonds: Attractive, Adventurer. Occupation: Sculptor
Voice: American accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'0") Dwarf, Neutral Evil (CR 2)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 7 (2d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 (-3) | 11 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Dwarven, Terran, Ignan
Attacks Melee -1 / 1d6-3, Ranged +2 / 1d6+0, Grapple +0
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 200 gp.
Myathethil Caphaxath, Female Elf [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This woman is very fat, and wears suspenders and blue workpants. Her shirt is black, and she wears a heavy blue leather apron most of the time. She wears a deerstalker hat to cover her moderate length auburn hair. Her face possesses mild wrinkles. Her smile is extraordinarily sincere though she does not smile often.
Personality: Myathethil hangs on like a leech to those who appreciate her. It was this clingy personality that held back her writing career. She is a great chef.
History: Raised by wardens she was only a novice when dire rats swooped upon their monastery and killed most of the order. She went to a religious school and was inspired by the priests there in charitable deeds. She has taken up leadership of the village's small militia in response to dire rats demanding more tribute than usual.
Motivation: A deep hatred of dire rats.
Ideals: Artistic, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Religious, Enemies. Occupation: Body Guard
Voice: Forgets to breathe while speaking
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'4") Elf, Chaotic Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 1 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 9 (-1) | 5 (-3) | 14 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Elven, Halfling, Dwarven
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d4+2, Ranged +1 / 1d4-1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 110 gp.
Chem Creed, Male Tiefling [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He wears a tight fitting green shirt and pants. He carries with him a set of spears, each one with a jet on the hilt. He only wears one on his belt and the other on his back. His chestnut hair is kept up in a ponytail inside a feathered hat. He wears a mask on his face.
Personality: He has two modes he varies between. On the job he is cold, steely and emotionless. Off the job he is a party animal. He is motivated by money and will often try and persuade people to work for cheap. He haggles over everything, upselling his goods and buying cheap. He is persistent in everything.
History: He was born the only child of a wealthy merchant. He worked as a nervous Tanner and found it very stressful. He tends to his Tanner job now, and dutifully fulfills any obligations he has.
Motivation: He has passion for adventuring and risk; and obtaining odd cultural half-elven artifacts is his passion
Ideals: Fighting, Entrepeneur. Bonds: Job, Adventurer. Occupation: Tanner
Voice: Pirate accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'2") Tiefling, Lawful Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 6 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Ignan, Halfling
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 60 gp.
Ûkrom Bentley, Male Half-Orc [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This man is moderately tanned and has just the faintest trace of an accent. He is bundled in multiple layers and is prepared for a desert trek wearing a turban that covers his face most of the time. His red hair is cut jaggedly and amateurishly. His eyes are gray and beady.
Personality: He is overprotective of those who hire his services. He can't help but pocket interesting objects he comes across
History: He was raised happily, as a normal child born to his mother and father. His mother taught him the rudiments of the Healer arts, while his father instructed him in etiquette, music and courtly manner. He became part of the deadliest team of assassins in recent memory. A botched job caused the group to be disbanded. He moves from town to town, unable to find a place to settle.
Motivation: Money/treasure; and he is greedy
Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Immigrant, Guardian, Criminal record, Rich. Occupation: Healer
Voice: Laughs frequently while speaking
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'5") Half-Orc, True Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 4 (1d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 7 (-2) | 9 (-1) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Orc
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 8 |
Possessions: 10 pp.
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