Theobald Kenley, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: He is renowned for his bright grey suits and hats. He carries a battered nunchaku and tarnished club as well. His hair is black and very short. His brown eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. He has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.
Personality: He cares much about the opinion of others, both in good and in bad: when keeping in line with his opinion, he thinks highly of the other person, but when opinions clash, he can get violently argumentative. He will often invite strangers home for dinner and talk their ears off. He cares deeply for his spouse and does his best to make sure his guests look presentable.
History: He got into the Unemployed business at a young age. At a young age he wooed the heart of his future spouse and the two had a long relationship before they wed. He has achieved small success as a Unemployed.
Motivation: Further expansion of business; and balancing his hectic life and new unemployed responsibilities is difficult
Ideals: Fighting, Opinionated, Optimist. Flaws: Addict. Bonds: In love, Job. Occupation: Unemployed
Voice: Loud with bravado
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'3") Human, Lawful Good (CR 16)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 76 (16d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18 (+4) | 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +9 / 4d10+4, Ranged +7 / 4d10+2, Grapple +4
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 15 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
Possessions: 1000 pp. Violet garnet (1000 gp). White opal (400 gp). Violet garnet (1000 gp). Chalcedony (60 gp). Alexandrite (1000 gp). Azurite (15 gp). Banded agate (15 gp). Brown-green garnet (140 gp). Aquamarine (1000 gp). Tiger eye turquoise (15 gp). Blue star sapphire (400 gp). Moss agate (15 gp). Zircon (60 gp). Malachite (15 gp). Pink pearl (140 gp). Tiger eye turquoise (15 gp). Black pearl (1000 gp). Malachite (15 gp). Star rose quartz (60 gp). Black opal (400 gp).
Arha Beckwith, Female Half-Orc [Permalink]
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Description: She is of a modest build and height, but she carries herself more imposing than she is. She wears an amalgamation of clothes and depending on the season will wear more layers of the continuing hodge podge. Her long golden hair is drawn into a two foot long braid. She wears large thick round spectacles.
Personality: She fancies herself a trickster and likes to rely on her wits to carry the day. She cares for her older siblings and likes to be recognized by them. She is a bit of a xeno-phobe, disliking non-Half-Orcs.
History: Arha was born the youngest of three triplets. Her father had invested heavily in several trade routes and wanted her to inherit them. Due to her spouse's obsession with being a Carpenter they were divorced and she won custody of their daughter. She worked as a Miller, and she later adopted a second daughter.
Motivation: She is wracked by social anxiety; and she feels threatened by others
Flaws: Racist, Fearful. Bonds: Family, Rich. Occupation: Miller
Voice: Low range voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'5") Half-Orc, Lawful Good (CR 15)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 99 (15d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 9 (-1) | 6 (-2) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common, Orc, Halfling
Attacks Melee +6 / 4d8+1, Ranged +5 / 4d8+0, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 |
Possessions: 2000 gp. Carnelian (20 gp). Blue sapphire (1500 gp). Alexandrite (500 gp). Alexandrite (500 gp). Eye agate (9 gp). Peridot (20 gp). Chrysoprase (20 gp). Rhodochrosite (9 gp). Violet garnet (500 gp). Alexandrite (500 gp). Golden yellow topaz (500 gp). Deep blue spinel (500 gp). Deep green spinel (140 gp). Eye agate (9 gp). Citrine (20 gp). Red garnet (140 gp). Deep blue spinel (500 gp). Jasper (20 gp). Jet (140 gp). 1 Medium magic item.
Gorbundus Phrahdrandon, Male Dragonborn [Permalink]
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Description: He stands about 6'3" and does not wear sleeves and tends to eschew shirts when he can avoid it. His right hand appears badly burned and disfigured. He keeps his white crest in a flapper bob. His fair skin shows little sign of his aristocratic breeding.
Personality: He will use flattery and sarcasm to attack and weaken his opponents. Despite his formidable combat skills he remains a coward. His philosophy is that everyone needs a friend and as such shows hospitality towards all.
History: He was born several months after his father was called into army service. When Gorbundus reached his early adolescence his Dragonborn father passed away. Feeling disconnected from the small nearby village afterwards, he decided to travel. His rounds led him into the Army with a few individuals who would become his life-long companions. Recently a tribe of dire rats attacked the village and all able bodies who could hold a blade were quickly armed and sent to the walls. Gorbundus fought at the side of some of the regions greatest heroes but was never overshadowed.
Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and wants to have a good time and be beloved
Ideals: Fighting, Optimist. Bonds: Attractive, Military. Occupation: Glassblower
Voice: Low range voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'3") Dragonborn, Lawful Good (CR 16)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 93 (16d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 9 (-1) | 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +7 / 4d10+2, Ranged +7 / 4d10+2, Grapple +5
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 6 |
Possessions: 11000 gp.
Blorg Hadlee, Male Half-Orc [Permalink]
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Description: This petite short man is perpetually holding a tea of some kind. He wears black trousers with brown and yellow striped suspenders. He wears various colorful collared shirts, marred by teas. His red hair is smooth and relatively long. His amber eyes peer out from beneath his top black hat.
Personality: He is extraordinarily eccentric. To his fellows he is seen as friendly and intelligent, but is angry and unforgiving to the so called fatcats and any who do and have associated with them.
History: He was born to loving parents in a slum to the east. A serious injury left his father unemployed and in need of constant care. His family became saddled with debt trying to care for his infirm father. He has taken up leadership of the village's small militia in response to orcs demanding more tribute than usual.
Motivation: To pay off his debts; and revenge
Flaws: Ugly, Insane. Bonds: Enemies, Poor, Debt. Occupation: Carter
Voice: Dark and ominous
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'7") Half-Orc, Lawful Good (CR 15)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 69 (15d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Orc, Infernal
Attacks Melee +7 / 4d8+2, Ranged +6 / 4d8+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 15 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 4 |
Possessions: 600 pp. Rhodochrosite (16 gp). Jasper (80 gp). Blue sapphire (1400 gp). Star rose quartz (80 gp). Moss agate (16 gp). Jade (90 gp). Black opal (1400 gp). Star rose quartz (80 gp). Bloodstone (80 gp). Moonstone (80 gp). Star rose quartz (80 gp). Eye agate (16 gp). Obsidian (16 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Quillathe Ofandrus, Female Elf [Permalink]
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Description: This fat western woman has a bulbous nose and is well dressed, constantly wearing a tan suit, grey shirt, and yellow tie. Her skin is also unnaturally pale. She sports a flattop hair cut. Her eyes are brown and catlike.
Personality: Quillathe is a sociable creature first and foremost. She loves to listen to people at length before talking their ear off. She can carry on conversation for hours and will do so. She also is a firm believer in the womanly ideal.
History: She was born into a rich family. Her spouse left her for another, whom she beat to an almost bloody pulp. She did not win them back, but she came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. She has built up a small fortune and can afford her own way.
Motivation: She is greedy; and money/treasure
Ideals: Extrovert, Fighting. Flaws: Ugly, Impulsive. Bonds: Rich. Occupation: Seamstress
Voice: Pronounces O like U
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'9") Elf, Lawful Good (CR 15)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 76 (15d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 18 (+4) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Elven
Attacks Melee +8 / 4d8+3, Ranged +5 / 4d8+0, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 14 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
Possessions: 8000 gp. Aquamarine (1100 gp). Jasper (20 gp). Amethyst (80 gp). Rock crystal (20 gp). Star rose quartz (20 gp). Blue sapphire (800 gp). Golden yellow topaz (1100 gp). Blue quartz (5 gp). Deep blue spinel (1100 gp). Golden yellow topaz (1100 gp). Bloodstone (20 gp).
Faral Floshem, Female Elf [Permalink]
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Description: A thin woman, she clearly needs to put on some weight, but she still has a lot of muscle. She typically wears a sleeveless long coat of deep blue leather and dull green iron scale mail. Her black hair is cut jaggedly and amateurishly. Her blue eyes dart around the room hyper actively observing anyone and anything.
Personality: She is a pretentious jerk insisting that modern society is full of problems and should revert to a simpler time. She is a great chef.
History: The child of northern immigrants she idolized her father. Because her father participated in the massacre of their homeland, goblins burned their ranch to the ground and forced them out. She was preparing to flee to the north, but the outbreak of war prevented her and her mother from journeying north to reunite her family. She was betrayed by a partner and left for dead, teaching her a humbling lesson in trusting others.
Motivation: Many goblins want her driven away; and several ex partners dislike her way of doing things and want revenge
Ideals: Athletic, Gifted. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Immigrant, Enemies. Occupation: Cartwright
Voice: Ums and uhs a lot
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'0") Elf, Lawful Good (CR 16)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 101 (16d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 19 (+4) | 12 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Elven, Gnome, Auran
Attacks Melee +5 / 4d10+0, Ranged +9 / 4d10+4, Grapple +4
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 14 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
Possessions: 6000 gp. Carved harp of exotic wood with ivory inlay and zircon gems (500 gp). Carved harp of exotic wood with ivory inlay and zircon gems (500 gp). Brass mug with jade inlays (500 gp). Large well-done wool tapestry (500 gp). Eyepatch with mock eye of sapphire and moonstone (2100 gp). An ornate, electrum-trimmed steel scabbard worked in swirl-patterns (170 gp). Solid gold idol (500 gp). Carved harp of exotic wood with ivory inlay and zircon gems (500 gp). Brass mug with jade inlays (500 gp). Cloth of gold vestments (170 gp). Old masterpiece painting (2100 gp). Carved harp of exotic wood with ivory inlay and zircon gems (500 gp). A large tome filled with over one hundred recipes written by a former royal chef. (170 gp). Old masterpiece painting (2100 gp). Old masterpiece painting (2100 gp). Large well-done wool tapestry (500 gp). Brass mug with jade inlays (500 gp). Solid gold idol (500 gp). Silver comb with moonstones (700 gp). Sapphire pendant on gold chain (900 gp).
Ulblyn Elderberry, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: He wears an amalgamation of clothes and depending on the season will wear more layers of the continuing hodge podge. He has done his best to style his black hair to look like a famous performer. His thin eyebrows rest above his beady blue eyes.
Personality: Abrasive and pushy, he has a hard time making friends. He also hits on women, regardless of circumstances.
History: He got into the Spice Merchant business at a young age. He found a children's book about a Halfling Druid who fought for good and justice and never realised it was just a child's story. He modeled his life after the story, seeing himself destined a hero. When he grew older, he became a bit more civilized, usually hanging around bars and taverns. He began work as a mercenary for hire. He would embark on any mission as long as the price was right.
Motivation: He loathes his own lifestyle; and a need for knowledge about a nearby landmark
Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic, Depressed. Bonds: Has a crush, Job, Adventurer. Occupation: Spice Merchant
Voice: Boston accent
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Halfling, Lawful Good (CR 18)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 120 (18d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 18 (+4) | 12 (+1) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Halfling, Ignan, Infernal, Auran, Dwarven
Attacks Melee +8 / 5d6+2, Ranged +8 / 5d6+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 15 | 6 | 5 | 5 |
Possessions: 1400 pp. Brass mug with jade inlays (100 gp). Jeweled gold crown (2000 gp). Gold music box (3000 gp). Solid gold idol (1200 gp). Eyepatch with mock eye of sapphire and moonstone (1500 gp). Sapphire pendant on gold chain (2800 gp). Silver comb with moonstones (700 gp). A pair of silk slippers encrusted with tiny pearls. (40 gp). 1 Medium magic item. 1 Medium magic item.
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