Description: She is scrawny and has patchy brass crest. She wears clothing that is held on in multiple layers but all of it is in poor condition. She has a hunchback. She wears a feathered hat to hide her balding. Her gold eyes have a joyful gleam in them most of the time.

Personality: Here is a woman who knows she is the smartest in the room. She talks down to others constantly. She uses her nature as a weapon; she likes to lead opponents to think her in distress.

History: From birth she was tutored by a cruel and relentless mentor. Her father was very strict, and drilled into her lessons on being the perfect lady. She was always very intelligent and has formed a secret society of freemasons.

Motivation: Nothing but the best is good enough for her; and she feels the way she acts is they only way to get by in the world

Ideals: Impeccable. Flaws: Ugly, Secretive. Bonds: Poor, Mentor. Occupation: Scribe

Voice: Smooth and feminine

Possessions: 800 gp. Solid gold idol (400 gp). Eyepatch with mock eye of sapphire and moonstone (1300 gp). Eyepatch with mock eye of sapphire and moonstone (1300 gp). Large well-done wool tapestry (300 gp).

Description: He very much looks the part of a Masseuse. His attire stands in sharp contrast to his longsword, which is beautifully polished and possesses an ornate carving of a skull on it. He wears his golden hair up in a very large beehive style do. He has green eyes.

Personality: Ulfgar wants to be seen as a stoic, levelheaded, noble Aristocrat, so he tries to act the part. He does a good job, for the most part... He is however nostalgic and wants to reunite with his old comrades. He has some compunction and patriotism and will work for the government before all other clients.

History: He was raised happily, as a normal child born to his mother and father. His mother taught him the rudiments of the Masseuse arts, while his father instructed him in etiquette, music and courtly manner. Ulfgar liked to wander the woods near his home when he was young, something he still likes to do at least once a week. He never liked modest clothing or shoes, so he would wander the woods barefoot and lightly dressed, and he developed a good sense of balance and learned how to climb and swim well. He then took over the family business and is one of the better Masseuse for hire.

Motivation: He desires power and/or immortality; and to reunite with his old friends

Ideals: Disciplined. Bonds: Job, Adventurer, Rich, Nature. Occupation: Masseuse

Voice: Speaks with a cold

Possessions: 400 pp. Chalcedony (50 gp). Chrysoberyl (160 gp). Rose (50 gp). Alexandrite (400 gp). Emerald (1600 gp). Iolite (50 gp). Aquamarine (400 gp). Pink pearl (160 gp).

Description: This man is bedraggled and starved. He wears a large hat to cast shadows over his face and wears ponchos to better hide his body. His silver hair is long and unkept. He has white eyes and a black hat with a grey feather.

Personality: He likes to fabricate stories about his past exploits and how crazy he is, but in actuality he is rather bland. He disdains his fellow southerners, claiming they make him look unintelligent just for using an accent.

History: He was born several months after his mother was called into army service. He graduated from the Naval Academy and went to see the world at the rank of Ensign. He advanced relatively quickly due to his good work ethic, understanding of the chain of command, and natural leadership ability. He left for the south, certain he would find work there.

Motivation: To end his boredom; and he wants nothing more than to rejoin the army

Flaws: Ugly, Mundane. Bonds: Poor, Immigrant, Military. Occupation: Map Maker

Voice: Laughs frequently while speaking

Possessions: 12000 sp.

Description: A hulking woman with gigantic muscles, she wears grey trousers with brown and tan striped suspenders. She wears various colorful collared shirts. Her white hair is well kept. Her hazel eyes show the wear and tear of someone lonely with a great burden to carry.

Personality: She has a good heart but also a terrible temper. She will forgive often but not before yelling and berating someone for whatever they have done wrong. She uses her nature as a weapon; she likes to lead opponents to think her in distress.

History: She was born to loving parents in a slum to the north. Her parents divorced when she was young, and her mother gained full cudstody. She was regularly beaten by her mother, who blamed her for driving them apart. Lacking all sense, she decided to go on an adventure. She picked a direction and started trekking.

Motivation: She's repulsed by the PC; and further expansion of business

Flaws: Antagonistic, Secretive. Bonds: Poor, Adventurer, Job. Occupation: Masseuse

Voice: Switch between two voices

Possessions: 160 gp.

Description: Relatively heavier built than your average woman, she is not imposing. She wears a pastel shirt with thin blue vertical stripes and yellow pants. Her beige fur is matted, messy, and big. Her amber eyes peer out from beneath her broad pastel hat.

Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She is motivated by money and will often try and persuade people to work for cheap. She haggles over everything, upselling her goods and buying cheap. She is persistent in everything.

History: She was born to a wealthy landowner in a frontier town, living a normal and happy childhood. A gypsy cursed her at a young age, leading to her ugly appearance. She became a plane-shifter, and is stopping over on this plane for a brief visit.

Motivation: She wants to meet her childhood hero.

Ideals: Joker, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Rich, Adventurer. Occupation: Tanner

Voice: Smooth and feminine

Possessions: 700 gp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: She is generally shirtless and showing off her tattooed chest. She has a slight overbite and is overall scrawny. She wears a deerstalker hat to cover her moderate length white hair. Her eyes are likewise blue.

Personality: She believes mankind has become decadent and spoiled by the march of civilization and an end should come to life as we know it. She is a logical person and will generally grow upset if things defy logic and science.

History: She was always a brilliant, if unscrupulous mind. Her father took her hunting and taught her how to get in the mind of other creatures. She got away from her former life and has fallen to alcoholism.

Motivation: Her relatives are trying to arrange a marriage; and to share knowledge with the world

Ideals: Logical. Flaws: Insane, Addict. Bonds: Nature, Family. Occupation: Scribe

Voice: Speaks like tongue is numb

Possessions: 3000 gp. Red garnet (110 gp). Blue quartz (8 gp). Deep blue spinel (1000 gp). Rock crystal (80 gp). Chalcedony (80 gp). Zircon (80 gp). Black pearl (1000 gp). Obsidian (8 gp). Blue star sapphire (900 gp). Hematite (8 gp). 1 Minor magic item.

Description: He wears dull brown sweaters, loose black pants, and alligator leather shoes. Beneath his sweater he keeps a concealed hand crossbow, just in case, and he perpetually has his hand crossbow ready. His gray fur has been sun bleached extensively. His eyes are likewise hazel. His teeth are yellowed and unaligned.

Personality: He snorts whenever he laughs or is feeling confident. He has the money to obtain near anything and knows that if you pay a man enough he will sell his own mother. Money is his most trusted friend.

History: His parents moved while he was still in utero so he is the first generation to be born here. Brilliant and gifted he never wanted to apply himself. He knows his nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but him.

Motivation: Money/treasure.

Ideals: Fighting, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Rich, Immigrant. Occupation: Cook

Voice: Irish accent

Possessions: 40 gp. Malachite (7 gp).