Description: His right side is far more bruised and cut up than his other. He wears very tight pants and wife beaters, though occasionally he sports a green coat. His hair is chestnut and very short. He wears large thick round spectacles.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. Flattery will make him almost putty in your hands.

History: He was born to a wealthy landowner in a frontier town, living a normal and happy childhood. He inherited a moderately successful company from his father. Under his leadership it has flourished, and using capital from his venture he effectively owns an entire region. He knows his nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but him.

Motivation: He is currently in port desperately looking for someone to get him out; and he has money and likes to spend it

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Selfish. Bonds: Rich, Slave. Occupation: Healer

Voice: Speaks with squeezed throat

Possessions: Just what you see.

Description: A woman of a pale complexion, she is well dressed, constantly wearing a white suit, grey shirt, and blue tie. Her red hair is still thick. Her thin eyebrows rest above her beady violet eyes.

Personality: She is a pretentious jerk insisting that modern society is full of problems and should revert to a simpler time. She has the money to obtain near anything and knows that if you pay a woman enough she will sell her own mother. Money is her most trusted friend.

History: She was born in a small plains village. A gifted student she started as a Interpreter, but she got bored and became a Carpenter. She has set out to sabotage the competition.

Motivation: She is greedy; and she is unsatisfied with her job

Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Rich, Nature, Job. Occupation: Carpenter

Voice: Timid voice

Possessions: White opal (1200 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: A 4'10" southern woman, she is wearing a long, blue cloak. Her hair, while still mostly silver, has prominent grey streaks. She has gleaming, smiling blue eyes.

Personality: She is not truly malevolent, but she is obsessed with singing. She constantly tries to fill her life with singing. She enjoys reading and quiet.

History: She was raised in a white middle class family as the only child. She helped her mother out around the business and became quite the natural. She ran away from her former home and has been making her living as a Dilettante for the past few years.

Motivation: She is content; and she wants to get laid

Ideals: Artistic, Logical. Flaws: Mundane. Bonds: Job, Has a crush. Occupation: Dilettante

Voice: Sensual and smooth

Possessions: 600 gp.

Description: An imposing woman with a heavy stainless steel prosthetic right hand, she wears a grey cloak and cross-gartered brown stockings. Her hair is long and red with streaks of black, and is pulled back with small grey clips. Her face is scarred and worn.

Personality: She can speak with the recently deceased. Her respect, as difficult as one would find it to earn, is unwavering; those who more than prove themselves to her, a bar set well above any reasonable standard, she tolerates in varying degrees. Though less modest and more hasty in her reactions to snap at those who irritate her, Whurdred is combative with any and all who dare try her patience in the slightest.

History: Her psionic talent manifested at a young age. Aiming to upstage a rival house, her parents had her trained. After coming to the age of reason, Whurdred took it upon herself to study the psionic arts in their entirety; because of this, she was labeled a dark omen and banished from her homeland. She was granted psionic powers by her dying brother.

Motivation: Her religion dominates her actions.

Ideals: Gifted, Justice, Logical. Flaws: Ugly. Occupation: Fortune-teller

Voice: Soothing and warm

Possessions: Just what you see.

Description: She wears a lot of dark rich colors, with gold accents. She is portly but not overly obese. Her hair is black and very short. Her gray eyes dart around the room hyper actively observing anyone and anything.

Personality: She is quite gentle and does not know the full extent of her strength. She works very hard to maintain that gentleness. She cannot deal with unfamiliar people for more than a few minutes at a time and if they persist she will grow angry at them.

History: Her parents moved while she was still in utero so she is the first generation to be born here. In her youth she was part of a gang. She got caught, but did not rat out her comrades and served her time in prison. She has recently gotten a pet goose that steals things from people.

Motivation: She has comitted a past crime that haunts her to this day; and a rival would like her out of the picture

Ideals: Disciplined. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Attractive, Immigrant, Criminal record. Occupation: Cook

Voice: Whispers

Possessions: 6000 cp. Banded agate (4 gp).

Description: A thin woman, she clearly needs to put on some weight, but she still has a lot of muscle. She tends to wear a large yellow jacket. Her small hat is riddled with cuts and holes. She has several tiny aquamarine earrings on each ear.

Personality: She resents people who mock her appearance or her, so she has learned to be the meanest son of a gun. She is a bit of a xeno-phobe, disliking non-Half-Elves.

History: She was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of her parents. She helped her father out around the business and became quite the natural. She has gone from town to town till she finds a spot where she can set up a sustainable business.

Motivation: She feels the way she acts is they only way to get by in the world; and she is unsatisfied with her job

Ideals: Athletic, Impeccable. Flaws: Ugly, Racist. Bonds: Rich, Job. Occupation: Sage

Voice: High pitched and raspy

Possessions: 300 gp. Rich purple corundum (1000 gp). Sardonyx (50 gp).

Description: This southern man wears an amalgamation of clothes and depending on the season will wear more layers of the continuing hodge podge. His clothes are grease stained in places. His auburn hair is greasy and uncared for. His ears are large.

Personality: He is mildly Gnome supremacist, though he does not identify as such. He plays an instrument quite well.

History: Wiggens lived on a farm with his mother, near the main road leading to a nearby town. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. Due to his spouse's obsession with being a Junk Dealer they were divorced and he won custody of their daughter. He worked as a Servant, and he later adopted a second daughter.

Motivation: An old rival family wants him found.

Ideals: Artistic. Flaws: Ugly, Racist. Bonds: Poor, Immigrant, Family. Occupation: Servant

Voice: Posh accent

Possessions: 500 gp. 2 Holy water.