Joser Wiseacre, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: A thin man, he clearly needs to put on some weight, but he still has a lot of muscle. He wears a fancy white suit. He sports a long chestnut beard, and similarly colored long hair. His violet unseeing eyes seem to look past you.
Personality: His tongue was cut out and he uses sign language. He also is a firm believer in the manly ideal.
History: Joser hails from a village terrorized by illithids. His mother disappeared, and while he tried to raise money to find his mother, he was betrayed dozens of times. He hopes to save up enough money to one day pay a cleric to cure him.
Motivation: Doesn't want to be a Actor and was forced into it by his family; and regain custody of his son
Ideals: Athletic. Flaws: Disease, Impulsive. Bonds: Attractive, Enemies, Family. Occupation: Actor
Voice: Jamaican accent
Attributes [hide]
Small (2'10") Halfling, Neutral Evil (CR 10)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 37 (10d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 16 (+3) | 12 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +6 / 3d6+2, Ranged +7 / 3d6+3, Grapple +3
Possessions: 140 pp. Black pearl (1000 gp). Onyx (20 gp). Hematite (6 gp). Deep blue spinel (1000 gp). Amethyst (40 gp). 1 Minor magic item.
Cairn Bliss, Male Tiefling [Permalink]
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Description: He is bundled in multiple layers and is prepared for a desert trek wearing a turban that covers his face most of the time. His hair, while still mostly brown, has prominent grey streaks. He is missing an eye and his face is severely sunburned. His one remaining eye shines red.
Personality: He is overprotective of those who hire his services. He is very protective of his business, his home, and his spouse. He is willing to work with less than legal methods but maintains the front of legitimacy.
History: Born to a Tailor, his father struggled to pay the bills. He became part of the deadliest team of assassins in recent memory. A botched job caused the group to be disbanded. He would ruin relationships and cause injury. He was reprimanded several times before being given his current form and forced to learn humility.
Motivation: To protect his home; and a rival would like him out of the picture
Flaws: Ugly, Depressed. Bonds: Guardian, Criminal record, Poor. Occupation: Masseuse
Voice: Adds syll-ab-les for em-pha-sis
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'2") Tiefling, Chaotic Evil (CR 8)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 29 (8d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 (-2) | 14 (+2) | 6 (-2) | 14 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Druidic, Halfling
Attacks Melee +1 / 2d10-2, Ranged +5 / 2d10+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 1100 gp.
Eldon Tarkelby, Male Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: He wears a blue armored body suit, with a simple green line shooting up and back down, but does not cut a very imposing figure. He walks with a slouch but will stand straight to his full 3'4" when asserting himself. His long chestnut hair is drawn into a two foot long braid. His fierce green eyes like to dwell on things.
Personality: A grumpy guy he will invite people to lunch so he can critique them. Yet he still seems generally likeable, like a lovable grump. A fanatic, his devotion to his small selection of gods is unquestionable. He claims to be doing their will and will base all his actions on whether or not they would be pleasing to the gods.
History: Born in a small village he learned the ways of the warrior from his father. His parents divorced when he was young, and his father gained full cudstody. He was regularly beaten by his father, who blamed him for driving them apart. After a long history of fighting, Eldon and his spouse have recently divorced.
Motivation: He is compelled to act according to his religious beliefs; and his religion dominates his actions
Ideals: Philantrophist, Fighting. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Religious. Occupation: Adventurer
Voice: Middle-eastern accent
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'4") Gnome, True Neutral (CR 10)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 95 (10d10)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 6 (-2) | 18 (+4) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 6 (-2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Gnome, Celestial
Attacks Melee +5 / 3d6+1, Ranged +2 / 3d6-2, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
Possessions: 900 gp. Rich purple corundum (1100 gp). Citrine (40 gp). Rose (40 gp). Hematite (12 gp). Obsidian (12 gp). Amber (70 gp). Lapis lazuli (12 gp). Onyx (40 gp). 1 Minor magic item.
Foxilon Wiseacre, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: A man with thick toned arms and a paunchy gut. He wears tight fitting clothing which further accentuates his frame. His hair is long and chestnut with streaks of silver, and is pulled back with small red clips. His beard is silver, braided, and well cared for. His face is covered beneath a completely black helmet.
Personality: He is witty, but his monotone delivery comes off as unnerving He can see the true alignment of people by looking at them, and uses this to pass judgement.
History: Foxilon was born to in a poor docking district. He spent his early days working in the same smith shop his father was employed at, doing general labor. When money was particularly tight he was walking through alleys when he overheard a Glassblower hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. He made his way to the other competitor and parlayed his knowledge into a job. He was granted necromantic powers by his dying sister.
Motivation: Wants to work out more often; and he feels that his past leaves him morally obligated to help
Ideals: Athletic, Joker, Gifted. Bonds: Attractive, Poor. Occupation: Glassblower
Voice: Pronounces difficult words wrong
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'4") Halfling, Chaotic Neutral (CR 6)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 42 (6d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 16 (+3) | 16 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d6+2, Ranged +6 / 2d6+3, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 3 |
Possessions: 7000 sp.
Herleva Gresham, Female Human [Permalink]
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Description: This late middle aged woman is wearing a tight grey one piece outfit complete with pants, hood, and a cape and is in decent physical shape. She wears her blonde hair down. Her gray eyes dart from person to person to random spaces in the air.
Personality: She is curt in most of her responses. She prefers to keep her word usage to a minimum to avoid giving away unnecessary information. She is fiercely devoted to her father, and views her father's ex-spouse as an evil person for separating her from her legal half-sister.
History: She was born in the south, but her parents moved at a very young age to the east. Her father took her hunting and taught her how to get in the mind of other creatures. She left for the south, certain she would find work there.
Motivation: Retire the richest woman in the south; and her spouse's relatives view her with great suspicion
Ideals: Entrepeneur. Flaws: Shy. Bonds: Family, Immigrant, Nature. Occupation: Priest
Voice: Farmer accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'1") Human, Neutral Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 9 (1d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 8 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 16 (+3) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d4+3, Ranged +3 / 1d4+1, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 500 sp. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon.
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