Description: A well shaped man just over fifty, he does not wear sleeves and tends to eschew shirts when he can avoid it. He has a small bristly mustache and wavy blonde hair. He has a dull look in his brown eyes.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He also has developed a complete distrust of the Dilettante profession.

History: Alston was born to in a poor docking district. He spent his early days working in the same smith shop his father was employed at, doing general labor. From his teen years he was always beautiful and desirable, so people have always doted on him. He has worked as a Herbalist like his father before him.

Motivation: To unite with his sister; and find a way to reverse the transformation of his sister

Ideals: Joker. Bonds: Job, Poor, Attractive, Family. Occupation: Herbalist

Voice: Creaky witch voice

Possessions: 130 pp. 1 Masterwork Common Melee.

Description: This man wears a green Stetson hat and green clothes. He has a penchant for wearing a ring with an oversized sapphire on his left hand. His long blue hair is drawn into a two foot long braid. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.

Personality: He has a massive crush on the younger sibling of the Layabout who has hired him part-time. He will pursue extreme courses of action in the short term, confident that they cannot fail.

History: Born to a pair of adventurers, Zephan grew up listening to his father's many stories. He was an apprentice working in his father's forge. He is untrained/undisciplined, which makes him dangerous.

Motivation: He is unsatisfied with his job; and expand his business

Flaws: Insane, Impulsive. Bonds: Rich, Has a crush, Adventurer, Job. Occupation: Layabout

Voice: Speaks with a cold

Possessions: 6000 gp. Smoky quartz (20 gp). Azurite (6 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: Dark and lean, she is a relatively plain woman. She wears a worn and beaten armor. Her golden hair is wavy and long. Her face is covered beneath a completely black helmet.

Personality: She has a good heart but also a terrible temper. She will forgive often but not before yelling and berating someone for whatever they have done wrong. Energy wise she seems alert and responsive.

History: Sarah was born the youngest of three triplets. Her spouse left her for another, whom she beat to an almost bloody pulp. She did not win them back, but she came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. Recently a tribe of goblins attacked the village and all able bodies who could hold a blade were quickly armed and sent to the walls. Sarah fought at the side of some of the regions greatest heroes but was never overshadowed.

Motivation: She wants random interesting trinkets and junk, hates to throw anything away; and her relatives are trying to arrange a marriage

Ideals: Professionalism, Fighting. Flaws: Antagonistic, Greedy. Bonds: Family. Occupation: Roofer

Voice: Slurs words

Possessions: 1 Masterwork Common Ranged Weapon.

Description: He wears a well pressed and immaculate suit (or dress), and he perpetually has his spear ready. His red hair is thinning but still full. His amber eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. He has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.

Personality: He likes to be helpful to his clients. He likes to prescribe proper advice to his clients. He feeds upon the attention of others.

History: He was born to loving parents in a slum to the east. His spouse left him for another, whom he beat to an almost bloody pulp. He did not win them back, but he came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. He struck the Marshal job and began his own company from there.

Motivation: To be a Guard again; and sabotage a competitor

Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Addict. Bonds: Job, Attractive, Poor. Occupation: Marshal

Voice: Squeaky

Possessions: 700 gp.

Description: This exceptionally lanky woman is well dressed, but even with her fine clothing she looks run-down. She has wavy chestnut hair. She has several tiny amethyst earrings on each ear.

Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She has all her life been fascinated with singing.

History: From birth she was tutored by a cruel and relentless mentor. From there she went from mercenary job to mercenary job. She has never given up on her singing dream.

Motivation: To reunite with her old friends; and she has money and likes to spend it

Ideals: Joker, Artistic. Bonds: Rich, Mentor, Adventurer. Occupation: Farmer

Voice: Voice breaks

Possessions: 12000 sp. A miniature golden chest with tiny emeralds lining the top (130 gp). Embroidered silk and velvet mantle with numerous moonstones (2800 gp). Large well-done wool tapestry (600 gp).