Description: A pudgy woman standing about 6'1" has a big stupid grin on her face most of the time. She is constantly adorned with expensive silk clothing, often dyed in bright black and brown, and wears rings and necklaces with large, colorful gems. Her crest is brass and curly. Her eyes are gold and she is always smoking a pipe.

Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She believes the world needs to unite to get rid of orcs once and for all.

History: She was born the only child of a wealthy merchant. In her 18th year, her parents were killed by a orcs raid, leaving Rezena alone in the world. After a stint in an orphanage, she was adopted. She has taken up leadership of the village's small militia in response to orcs demanding more tribute than usual.

Motivation: To find somewhere to settle down; and she wants revenge against orcs

Ideals: Joker, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Mundane. Bonds: Rich, Enemies. Occupation: Scribe

Voice: Uses sign language

Possessions: 500 gp.

Description: She is wearing a perfectly clean shirt and pair of pants. She is bristling with hidden weapons, mostly tridents and kukris. Her white hair is heavily combed to the right. She wears large thick round spectacles.

Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. When triggered she is a bloodthirsty maniac, stopping at nothing and killing everything for almost an hour.

History: A powerful necromancer made her what she is. She was married off to the eldest child of a minor noble. Her spouse died of illness and she inherited everything. She would ruin relationships and cause injury. She was reprimanded several times before being given her current form and forced to learn humility.

Motivation: She is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally.

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Attractive, Criminal record, Mentor, Rich. Occupation: Bellfounder

Voice: Puts emphasis on the wrong words

Possessions: 210 gp. Solid gold idol (600 gp). Brass mug with jade inlays (200 gp).

Description: She wears tattered old clothes. She carries with her a set of greataxes on her belt, each one with a amber on the hilt. She has no hair. Her face is covered beneath a completely black helmet.

Personality: She is highly sensitive about her name. She loathes it, but will not take any guff about it from anyone. She disdains her fellow easterners, claiming they make her look unintelligent just for using an accent.

History: Her parents moved while she was still in utero so she is the first generation to be born here. Her spouse left her for another, whom she beat to an almost bloody pulp. She did not win them back, but she came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. She left for the east, certain she would find work there.

Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and she is compelled to act according to her religious beliefs

Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Ugly, Sensitive. Bonds: Immigrant. Occupation: Cook

Voice: Spanish accent

Possessions: 200 gp.

Description: He is wearing a long, blue cloak. His white hair has been sun bleached extensively. His blue unseeing eyes seem to look past you.

Personality: He loves justice and goodness and right action. Anyone who does not fulfill this criteria perfectly will no doubt get a lecture from him. He is the most sanctimonious self-righteous Gnome in existence. He is underhanded and not above using his wealth and body to get others to do his bidding.

History: Frouse was raised in a hard working conservative environment. Since his mother passed away years ago, his father had doted on him, and he came to think her himself as special and better than other people in town. A notion that was reinforced by his attractiveness, a trait in which he easily excels the other men of his town. By chance he met his brother recently and the two have been together since.

Motivation: Wants a kiss; and wants to open a new tavern

Ideals: Justice. Flaws: Disease. Bonds: Attractive, Job, Family, Has a crush. Occupation: Fortune-teller

Voice: Hollow voice

Possessions: 350 gp. Gold and topaz bottle stopper cork (400 gp). Carved harp of exotic wood with ivory inlay and zircon gems (200 gp). Ceremonial electrum dagger with a star ruby in the pommel (400 gp).

Description: She is an average looking western female in her early mid-life. She wears many layers of old clothing at all times. She has dyed her greying black fur a little too much giving a sharp black color. She has yellow eyes.

Personality: She has schizophrenia that causes her to hear things that aren't there and will sometimes respond to them. She is a bit of a macho woman and will challenge people to random contests of strength and skill, and invite them to random hunting and fishing trip.

History: She was raised in a white middle class family as the only child. A gypsy cursed her at a young age, leading to her ugly appearance. She hopes to save up enough money to one day pay a cleric to cure her.

Motivation: She seems to be bored by most things; and to end her boredom

Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Ugly, Disease, Mundane. Bonds: Poor, Nature. Occupation: Cook

Voice: Spits and sputters

Possessions: 19000 sp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.