Description: He is in excellent shape and wears a well pressed and immaculate suit (or dress). His golden hair is greasy and uncared for. His gray eyes dart from person to person to random spaces in the air.

Personality: He can speak with the recently deceased. He is a font of random trivia from the lore and stories he has discovered

History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. His parents enrolled him in a Wizard school at a young age so that he could practice his divine talents. He routinely visits covens of witches but complains that many are fraudulent and lack true knowledge of magic.

Motivation: To share knowledge with the world; and he loathes his own lifestyle

Ideals: Athletic, Gifted, Logical. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Detective

Voice: Sounds elderly

Possessions: 25000 sp. Hematite (14 gp). Rhodochrosite (14 gp). Golden pearl (140 gp).

Description: A thin man, he clearly needs to put on some weight, but he still has a lot of muscle. He wears clothing that is held on in multiple layers but all of it is in poor condition. With a patchy silver beard and wild silver hair. His hazel unseeing eyes seem to look past you.

Personality: He loves justice and goodness and right action. Anyone who does not fulfill this criteria perfectly will no doubt get a lecture from him. He is the most sanctimonious self-righteous Elf in existence. Only to laugh say gotcha and shoot double pistol fingers at the fooled target.

History: He was born to loving parents in a slum to the east. When money was particularly tight he was walking through alleys when he overheard a Sage hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. He made his way to the other competitor and parlayed his knowledge into a job. He hopes to save up enough money to one day pay a cleric to cure him.

Motivation: Wants to work out more often; and he is content

Ideals: Athletic, Justice, Joker. Flaws: Disease. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Sage

Voice: Irish accent

Possessions: 2000 gp. Silver pearl (120 gp). Deep blue spinel (800 gp). Emerald (600 gp). Black pearl (800 gp). Golden pearl (120 gp). 1 Minor magic item.

Description: A man of a pale complexion, he wears brown trousers with violet and yellow striped suspenders. He wears various colorful collared shirts. He has moderate length blonde hair. His ears are large.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. Animals are drawn to him, and he is able to talk to them.

History: He was born into a rich family. He was taken from his home at a very young age. He knows his nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but him.

Motivation: Money/treasure; and he is greedy

Ideals: Joker, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Rich, Slave. Occupation: Soapmaker

Voice: Old thin voice

Possessions: 3000 gp. Amethyst (130 gp). Moss agate (15 gp). Tiger eye turquoise (15 gp). Rock crystal (60 gp). Lapis lazuli (15 gp). Hematite (15 gp). Alexandrite (1400 gp). Smoky quartz (60 gp). Rhodochrosite (15 gp). Jade (130 gp). Red-brown spinel (130 gp). Lapis lazuli (15 gp). 1 Medium magic item.