Description: A moderately attractive man, he prefers to wear flannel. His black hair is cut jaggedly and amateurishly. He wears round tiny glasses practically rammed into his face.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He will often invite strangers home for dinner and talk their ears off. He cares deeply for his spouse and does his best to make sure his guests look presentable.

History: He was raised in a white middle class family as the only child. At a young age he wooed the heart of his future spouse and the two had a long relationship before they wed. Since then, he has sought to make the best of life.

Motivation: He is content.

Ideals: Joker, Optimist. Flaws: Mundane. Bonds: Attractive, In love. Occupation: Servant

Voice: Speaks with a cold

Possessions: 3000 gp. Azurite (12 gp). Jet (160 gp). Jasper (80 gp). Moss agate (12 gp). Banded agate (12 gp). Hematite (12 gp). Brown-green garnet (160 gp). 1 Minor magic item.

Description: A hulking man with gigantic muscles, he wears a brown shirt with thin violet vertical stripes and red pants. His auburn hair has been sun bleached extensively. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.

Personality: He is quiet and reserved most of the time, but warms up to people very quickly. Around friends he is liable to tell dirty jokes and enjoy himself. He can see the true alignment of people by looking at them, and uses this to pass judgement.

History: He was born into a rich family. He was part of a huge silver rush, which was taken over by a mining company. The company confiscated a lot of silver, but the shipment was lost. He has dedicated himself to building a better kind of golem.

Motivation: He is greedy.

Ideals: Joker, Gifted. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Rich, Adventurer. Occupation: Seamstress

Voice: Rhymes sentences (sorry)

Possessions: 2000 gp. Solid gold idol (900 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: This dark-skinned male wears a red cloak and cross-gartered yellow stockings. He is tall, broad shouldered and powerfully built. His auburn hair is drawn into a tight pony tail with a skull scrunchie. He wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.

Personality: He considers himself a man of culture and sophistication. He likes a good challenge to his wits. He is often prim and proper but will on occasion tell either really disgusting or offensive jokes, which seem out of character.

History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. His father was very strict, and drilled into him lessons on being the perfect gentleman. He has since lost track of the people in his past.

Motivation: His name or reputation has been wronged in the past by illithids, and he desires to right it; and an old rival family wants him found

Ideals: Impeccable, Joker. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Family, Enemies. Occupation: Stableman

Voice: Scottish accent

Possessions: 3000 gp. Old masterpiece painting (2100 gp). Solid gold idol (700 gp). Brass mug with jade inlays (200 gp). Black velvet mask with numerous citrines (170 gp). Gold dragon comb with red garnet eye (1300 gp). Sapphire pendant on gold chain (600 gp). Jeweled gold crown (6000 gp).