Description: His right thumb is blackened and bruised, but otherwise he appears quite healthy. He wears a tan armored body suit, with a simple violet line shooting up and back down. He has styled his blonde hair well, parting it to the right. His eyes are gray and beady.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He will often invite strangers home for dinner and talk their ears off. He cares deeply for his spouse and does his best to make sure his guests look presentable.

History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.

Motivation: Wishes to resurrect an old love; and wants to have a good time and be beloved

Ideals: Joker, Optimist. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: In love. Occupation: Farmer

Voice: Speaks with squeezed throat

Possessions: 1100 pp. Brown-green garnet (120 gp). Red garnet (120 gp). Deep blue spinel (200 gp). 1 Medium magic item.

Description: He is a husky man, who wears a brown vest with golden trim over his white shirt. His tan leather gloves and pants are well-kept, and his brown boots flare out at the collars. He wears his brown hair up. He has gleaming, smiling blue eyes.

Personality: He is curt in most of his responses. He prefers to keep his word usage to a minimum to avoid giving away unnecessary information. He takes great joy in being the best Spy in town.

History: He was born on a small isolated farm. From his teen years he was always beautiful and desirable, so people have always doted on him. He has worked as a Spy like his father before him.

Motivation: Regain custody of his daughter; and find a way to reverse the transformation of his sister

Flaws: Shy. Bonds: Job, Nature, Attractive, Family. Occupation: Spy

Voice: Boston accent

Possessions: Old masterpiece painting (2300 gp). A roughly beaten golden orb (150 gp). Large well-done wool tapestry (300 gp). Silver-plated steel longsword with jet jewel in hilt (700 gp). Eyepatch with mock eye of sapphire and moonstone (2300 gp).

Description: This tall, slender man very much looks the part of a Mortician. He has a blonde handlebar mustache and slicked back blonde hair. His violet eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. He has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.

Personality: He shows great sympathy to all travelers. He's the type to buy drinks and listen to their stories. He is a great chef.

History: His parents moved while he was still in utero so he is the first generation to be born here. A gifted student he started as a Miller, but he got bored and became a Mortician. He's also a talented Miller, but doesn't like to broadcast it.

Motivation: Balancing his hectic life and new Mortician responsibilities is difficult; and expand his business

Ideals: Philantrophist, Gifted. Flaws: Addict. Bonds: Job, Immigrant. Occupation: Mortician

Voice: Sounds elderly

Possessions: 1100 pp. A necklace of small pink pearls (1000 gp). Brass mug with jade inlays (500 gp). Jeweled anklet (2000 gp). A delicate silver chain set with a tourmaline (90 gp). Embroidered silk and velvet mantle with numerous moonstones (500 gp). Large well-done wool tapestry (500 gp). Gold dragon comb with red garnet eye (500 gp). Sapphire pendant on gold chain (500 gp). Eyepatch with mock eye of sapphire and moonstone (500 gp).