Description: He very much looks the part of a Unemployed. He is physically well-built. He keeps his long red hair kept up in a rat tail. He was beautiful and young once, which still shows through his age, but it is a faded beauty.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. Energy wise he seems alert and responsive.

History: Born the oldest of a large religious western family, he was no stranger to responsibility. Like his mother and his brother before him, after school he went straight into learning to become a Unemployed. He tends to his Unemployed job now, and dutifully fulfills any obligations he has.

Motivation: He has a rivalry with the Church that dominates his actions.

Ideals: Joker, Professionalism. Bonds: Job, Attractive, Religious. Occupation: Unemployed

Voice: Pronounces 'its' and 'is' like 'eats' and 'ease'

Possessions: 3000 gp. A pair of blacksmith’s puzzle; each has a pair of interlocked iron designs that users try to take apart and put back together (60 gp). Solid gold idol (300 gp). Carved harp of exotic wood with ivory inlay and zircon gems (300 gp). Eyepatch with mock eye of sapphire and moonstone (1200 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: An imposing man with a heavy stainless steel prosthetic right hand, he is generally well dressed albeit a few years behind the times. He has a golden handlebar mustache and slicked back golden hair. His face is feral with sharp distinguishing features. His spectacle hidden eyes are a deep gray.

Personality: He is mildly Elf supremacist, though he does not identify as such. He is a great chef.

History: He was raised happily, as a normal child born to his mother and father. His mother taught him the rudiments of the Masseuse arts, while his father instructed him in etiquette, music and courtly manner. Since his mother passed away years ago, his father had doted on him, and he came to think her himself as special and better than other people in town. A notion that was reinforced by his attractiveness, a trait in which he easily excels the other men of his town. He now mingles about in high society.

Motivation: Elven compassion.

Ideals: Gifted. Flaws: Racist. Bonds: Attractive, Rich. Occupation: Masseuse

Voice: Low range voice

Possessions: 3000 gp. Fire opal pendant on a fine gold chain (1300 gp). A miniature golden chest with tiny emeralds lining the top (110 gp). 1 Medium magic item.

Description: A hulking man with gigantic muscles, he wears clothing that is held on in multiple layers but all of it is in poor condition. He has a very tight haircut. His skin is flawless and his hazel eyes scan people very quickly.

Personality: He likes to be helpful to his clients. He likes to prescribe proper advice to his clients. He is submissive, is generally bored by everything, but will take part in whatever people ask of him. He is by nature obliging.

History: He was born to a pair of big game hunters, but was frequently ill as a child. A freak accident while working with his Crown-heir mother left him crippled. He tends to his Apothecary job now, and dutifully fulfills any obligations he has.

Motivation: Further expansion of business.

Flaws: Shy, Disease. Bonds: Poor, Attractive, Job. Occupation: Apothecary

Voice: Thin and wheezing

Possessions: 400 pp. Golden yellow topaz (700 gp). Silver pearl (120 gp). Deep blue spinel (700 gp).