Description: A moderately attractive man, he is well dressed, but even with his fine clothing he looks run-down. He keeps his silver hair in a flapper bob. His violet eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. He has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is susceptible to being scared and is in actuality easily frightened. He likes to tell stories.

History: When he was but 6 years old his parents immigrated from the north. In his 20th year, while out on a day-trip, he returned to find his hometown burning and destroyed. He found his mother impaled in their home, and his father beheaded. He saw the man who walked out, and charged him in a blind rage. The man easily evaded and defeated him, leaving him to live broken and terrified. He got away from his former life and has fallen to alcoholism.

Motivation: Wants to have a good time and be beloved; and he feels threatened by others

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Addict, Fearful. Bonds: Attractive, Immigrant. Occupation: Tanner

Voice: Hollow voice

Possessions: 4000 gp. White opal (1300 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: A stocky lighter skinned man, he is typically in his Mortician uniform. He sports a long red beard, and similarly colored long hair. Judging by the bloodshot nature of his eyes and the massive bags underneath them one would imagine he has not slept for days.

Personality: He is a very philanthropic person; he spends his free time working at various soup kitchens. Only to laugh say gotcha and shoot double pistol fingers at the fooled target.

History: He was born in the west. Like his father and his brother before him, after school he went straight into learning to become a Mortician. He now spends his time doing works of charity.

Motivation: He'd like to take his coworkers down a peg; and balancing his hectic life and new mortician responsibilities is difficult

Ideals: Philantrophist, Joker. Flaws: Insomniac. Bonds: Job, Immigrant. Occupation: Mortician

Voice: Boston accent

Possessions: 3000 gp. Fire opal (1300 gp). Red garnet (70 gp). Deep blue spinel (1300 gp). Brown-green garnet (70 gp). Iolite (80 gp). Amethyst (70 gp). Deep blue spinel (1300 gp). Tourmaline (70 gp).

Description: This fat eastern man has a bulbous nose and wears a black vest with golden trim over his white shirt. His red leather gloves and pants are well-kept, and his black boots flare out at the collars. His skin is also unnaturally pale. His black hair is still thick. His ears are large.

Personality: He runs his personal life as if detached from it. He organizes appointments and outings based on perceived benefits he will get from it. He is afraid of women and trembles around them

History: Raer was raised in a hard working conservative environment. He struck it rich when he found rare goods in large quantities. He has set out to sabotage the competition.

Motivation: To be a Mortician again; and money/treasure

Flaws: Ugly, Selfish, Shy. Bonds: Job, Rich. Occupation: Server

Voice: Ums and uhs a lot

Possessions: A necklace of small pink pearls (4000 gp). Carved harp of exotic wood with ivory inlay and zircon gems (1000 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.