Description: This fat northern man has a bulbous nose and does not wear sleeves and tends to eschew shirts when he can avoid it. His skin is also unnaturally pale. He has a blonde handlebar mustache and slicked back blonde hair. He has a tattooed face.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He refers to his adoptive mother for almost all things he is unsure about, which are numerous. He is very much still a child and has not developed a drive for self-dependency.

History: He was born to a wealthy landowner in a frontier town, living a normal and happy childhood. He graduated from the Naval Academy and went to see the world at the rank of Ensign. He advanced relatively quickly due to his good work ethic, understanding of the chain of command, and natural leadership ability. He has built up a small fortune and can afford his own way.

Motivation: He is greedy; and money/treasure

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Family, Rich, Military. Occupation: Layabout

Voice: Old thin voice

Possessions: 3000 gp. Embroidered and bejeweled glove (1000 gp). A delicate silver chain set with a tourmaline (10 gp). Solid gold idol (1200 gp). Large well-done wool tapestry (200 gp). A roughly beaten golden orb (80 gp). A pair of silk slippers encrusted with tiny pearls. (80 gp). Brass mug with jade inlays (200 gp). Large well-done wool tapestry (200 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: This man is moderately tanned and has just the faintest trace of an accent. He wears a brown armored body suit, with a simple green line shooting up and back down. His golden hair is thinning but still full. His face is covered beneath a completely black helmet.

Personality: He will use flattery and sarcasm to attack and weaken his opponents. Despite his formidable combat skills he remains a coward. He is susceptible to being scared and is in actuality easily frightened. He likes to tell stories.

History: He was born to a wealthy landowner in a frontier town, living a normal and happy childhood. His spouse left him for another, whom he beat to an almost bloody pulp. He did not win them back, but he came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. He has built up a small fortune and can afford his own way.

Motivation: He is greedy; and he feels threatened by others

Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Fearful. Bonds: Immigrant, Rich. Occupation: Bricklayer

Voice: Rolls R's

Possessions: 5000 gp. A delicate brass dragon egg (10 gp). Fire opal pendant on a fine gold chain (1500 gp).

Description: Wearing a closed helm and plate, one would not know what he was had he not made sure his armor was more form fitting than normal. Outside of the suit he typically wears a sleeveless long coat of deep violet leather and dull brown iron scale mail. His black hair is long and unkept. He wears large thick round spectacles.

Personality: He is always cheerful, even with a hangover, and is always willing to go through all sorts of trouble to help his friends. He considers everything a fun event and doesn't hold grudges. He will do just about anything if he becomes convinced it is for someone's true love, of this he is easily convinced.

History: He was always a brilliant, if unscrupulous mind. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. Since then, he has sought to make the best of life.

Motivation: He is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally; and to share knowledge with the world

Ideals: Optimist, Logical. Flaws: Ugly, Insane. Bonds: Has a crush. Occupation: Guard

Voice: Irish accent

Possessions: 2000 gp. Star rose quartz (50 gp). Amethyst (70 gp). Aquamarine (1100 gp). Blue star sapphire (1100 gp). White pearl (70 gp). Deep blue spinel (1100 gp). Black pearl (1100 gp). Moonstone (50 gp). Deep green spinel (70 gp). Moss agate (12 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.