Description: This fat eastern man has a bulbous nose and wears a custom-built plate barding that's adorned with grey lining and desert motifs. His skin is also unnaturally pale. His hair is short and auburn. He has several tiny opal earrings on each ear.

Personality: He is witty, but his monotone delivery comes off as unnerving He is lazy, self-centered, vain, and jealous.

History: His history is one of pain. He was disowned by both parents and raised among the slaves his parents kept. He was taken as a slave by a traveling circus and forced to perform He knows his nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but him.

Motivation: He is greedy.

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Selfish. Bonds: Rich, Slave. Occupation: Sage

Voice: Russian accent

Possessions: 17000 cp.

Description: He wears rags and sports a simple walking cane. He wears a deerstalker hat to cover his moderate length red hair. His ears are large.

Personality: He never swears and excessively uses polite adverbs when speaking. He receives visions of the future at random moments

History: Gifted from a young age, Thomas studied abroad. He was a friend to animals and a trickster. In his defense of animals however he would do severe harm to people. He now travels the world, in search of power and loot.

Motivation: He wants to meet his childhood hero.

Ideals: Optimist, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor, Nature, Adventurer. Occupation: Sellsword

Voice: Switch between two voices

Possessions: 200 gp. Red-brown spinel (80 gp).

Description: An older man who is wearing a long, white cloak, he is not a threatening figure. His hair is greying and his face has many wrinkles. His green eyes peer out from beneath his broad white hat.

Personality: He likes to brag about his accomplishments and constantly tries to beat others to the punch. He is often prim and proper but will on occasion tell either really disgusting or offensive jokes, which seem out of character.

History: His mother raised him in a mountain cabin. He made a point of taking high paying jobs and getting most of it up front. He has dedicated himself to building a better kind of golem.

Motivation: He would like to get married and retire; and he's in love

Ideals: Passionate, Joker. Bonds: Nature, Adventurer, Has a crush. Occupation: Bounty Hunter

Voice: Speaks through clenched teeth

Possessions: 1200 gp. Deep blue spinel (800 gp). 1 Minor magic item.

Description: A man with a friendly, welcoming air about him, he wears a brown broad hat and brown clothes. His hair is black and curly. He wears an eyepatch.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is a bit of a xeno-phobe, disliking non-Humans.

History: He was born in the north. When he came of age, he joined a caravan that would eventually take him to the capital. He would practice along the way and, when he arrived, be apprenticed to a Animal Trainer. He has set out to sabotage the competition.

Motivation: Obtaining odd cultural Human artifacts is his passion; and a strong sense of loyalty to human people

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Racist. Bonds: Immigrant, Job, Adventurer. Occupation: Animal Trainer

Voice: High pitched and raspy

Possessions: 2000 sp.

Description: He is scrawny and has patchy blonde stubble. He wears a brown costume with the symbols of the sun god on his torso. He has a hunchback. His long blonde hair reaches down to his waist. He wears large thick round spectacles.

Personality: He tends to agree with only himself unless someone else's opinion sounds like he can profit from it. He tries to control his temper but he can't always stop himself from what he feels what must be done. He is used to getting what he wants. In part because he is a meticulous planner.

History: Born in the west to a Farmer, Arnold learned a great deal about his mother's area of expertise. He helped his mother out around the business and became quite the natural. When his spouse passed he lost his only source of income but claims to his sons to still be retired.

Motivation: Find a way to reverse the transformation of his brother; and marry his brother to traveling adventurers

Ideals: Professionalism. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Job, Family. Occupation: Farmer

Voice: Sighs a lot, exhausted

Possessions: 4000 sp. 1 Minor magic item.