Lance Read, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This southern man's face is deformed and paralyzed on one side. As such, he slurs his words together. He is armored in gleaming platemail with gilded edges. A flowing tan cape and mantle trimmed with soft violet waves gently in the breeze. His hair is golden and curly. He wears a mask on his face.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is a great chef.
History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. He was married off to the eldest child of a minor noble. His spouse died of illness and he inherited everything. He eventually got the idea of being the protector of his homeland from reading books, and has made it his duty.
Motivation: To clean up the streets.
Ideals: Joker, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Rich, Guardian. Occupation: Fletcher
Voice: Hissing voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'5") Human, Neutral Good (CR 6)
Armor Class 8
Hit Points 8 (6d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 (-2) | 7 (-2) | 8 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +1 / 2d6-2, Ranged +1 / 2d6-2, Grapple -2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 4 | 3 |
Possessions: 400 gp. Silver ewer (40 gp). Black velvet mask with numerous citrines (110 gp). 1 Minor magic item.
Gerald Badger, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He is a pot bellied southern man with a big hulking figure and broad shoulders. He wears an amalgamation of clothes and depending on the season will wear more layers of the continuing hodge podge. His long silver hair reaches down to his waist. He wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.
Personality: He takes his job very seriously, in part because he fears he cannot get a new one. He also hits on women, regardless of circumstances.
History: He got into the Shepherd business at a young age. He found a children's book about a Human Wizard who fought for good and justice and never realised it was just a child's story. He modeled his life after the story, seeing himself destined a hero. He moves from town to town, unable to find a place to settle.
Motivation: He is terrified, and will act out of fear; and he feels threatened by others
Ideals: Athletic. Flaws: Fearful. Bonds: Job, Has a crush, Adventurer, Immigrant. Occupation: Shepherd
Voice: Adds syll-ab-les for em-pha-sis
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'4") Human, Chaotic Good (CR 3)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 9 (3d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17 (+3) | 12 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Undercommon, Ignan
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d8+3, Ranged +3 / 1d8+1, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 100 gp. Malachite (5 gp).
Dean Soames, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: What flesh remains visible is marred by burns. He wears a fine chain shirt which he covers with blue colored cloaks and clothing. He keeps his long red hair kept up in a rat tail. His amber eyes dart from person to person to random spaces in the air.
Personality: He is envious of other's things. He hoards treasure, art, food, wine, and anything that he so desires. He is terrible with names forgetting people's names several times before they finally stick; this causes him no end of embarrassment.
History: Born in the south to a Shoemaker, Dean learned a great deal about his mother's area of expertise. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He moves from town to town, unable to find a place to settle.
Motivation: Wants to open a new tavern; and he wants random interesting trinkets and junk, hates to throw anything away
Flaws: Ugly, Greedy, Forgetful. Bonds: Job, Immigrant. Occupation: Shoemaker
Voice: Hard of hearing, loud
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'7") Human, Neutral Good (CR 7)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 67 (7d12)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 17 (+3) | 16 (+3) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Aquan, Giant, Orc
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d8+2, Ranged +5 / 2d8+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 800 gp. Gold dragon comb with red garnet eye (1400 gp). Gold music box (2000 gp). A large tome filled with over one hundred recipes written by a former royal chef. (150 gp). Solid gold idol (300 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Anselm Springfield, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A man with a warm, jovial air about him, he wears very tight pants and wife beaters, though occasionally he sports a black coat. He has wavy white hair. He has a dull look in his green eyes.
Personality: A rambunctious noisy drunk he knows how to make people feel guilty. He is afraid of women and trembles around them
History: He was born to loving parents in a slum to the north. When money was particularly tight he was walking through alleys when he overheard a Detective hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. He made his way to the other competitor and parlayed his knowledge into a job. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.
Motivation: His name or reputation has been wronged in the past by illithids, and he desires to right it; and a deep hatred of illithids
Flaws: Depressed, Shy, Ugly. Bonds: Poor, Enemies. Occupation: Detective
Voice: Indian accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'8") Human, Chaotic Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 22 (5d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d4+2, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
Possessions: 500 gp. Old masterpiece painting (1100 gp). Solid gold idol (200 gp). Gold music box (1000 gp).
Alex Snowdon, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: His skin has the orange glow of too much sun. He wears professional attire. His silver hair is cut short with large spiked bangs in the front. He is very pretty but has cold, dead eyes.
Personality: He considers himself the protector of his home. He feels this is his duty and calling. He believes the world needs to unite to get rid of brigands once and for all.
History: He was born at the edge of vast forest. Alex liked to wander the woods near his home when he was young, something he still likes to do at least once a week. He never liked modest clothing or shoes, so he would wander the woods barefoot and lightly dressed, and he developed a good sense of balance and learned how to climb and swim well. Days after completing his studies, news broke out that his hometown was attacked by brigands. Alex was horrified and prayed that his mother was alright. However, he heard that his mother had died fighting off the brigands.
Motivation: His name or reputation has been wronged in the past by brigands, and he desires to right it; and someone believes him a fraud
Bonds: Attractive, Poor, Guardian, Enemies, Nature. Occupation: Bricklayer
Voice: Speaks with lower jaw sticking out
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'5") Human, Neutral Good (CR 3)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 23 (3d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 16 (+3) | 9 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d8+3, Ranged +3 / 1d8+1, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 300 gp.
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