Anselm Fidget, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This man is bedraggled and starved. He wears a green costume with the symbols of strength on his torso. He wears his blonde hair up in a very large beehive style do. He has a very pronounced jaw and large eyebrows. He wears rectangular glasses with silver brims.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He also is a firm believer in the manly ideal.
History: He was born to a pair of big game hunters, but was frequently ill as a child. A few years later when the north was not economically sound they moved to his current location. He moves from town to town, unable to find a place to settle.
Motivation: Seeks redemption.
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Impulsive, Disease. Bonds: Poor, Immigrant. Occupation: Unemployed
Voice: Tuts and clicks tongue
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'4") Human, Chaotic Good (CR 4)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 24 (4d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 19 (+4) | 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Sylvan, Infernal, Halfling, Auran
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d10+2, Ranged +4 / 1d10+2, Grapple +3
Possessions: 100 gp.
Robert Gresham, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He is a small man, but exceptionally fit. He dresses in collared shirts and wears a proper scarf over his head. With bright auburn hair and a scraggly beard. His amber eyes are passionate and lively.
Personality: He is a very philanthropic person; he spends his free time working at various soup kitchens. He always tries to repair and not replace. It was this mentality that drove him into the Unemployed business.
History: He was born in the south. His mother was a mechanic, and taught him how to fix just about anything. He left for the south, certain he would find work there.
Motivation: His name or reputation has been wronged in the past by gnolls, and he desires to right it; and several ex partners dislike his way of doing things and want revenge
Ideals: Athletic, Philantrophist, Persistence. Bonds: Immigrant, Enemies. Occupation: Unemployed
Voice: Scratchy, weak
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'4") Human, Lawful Good (CR 4)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 18 (4d6)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 16 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 16 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Draconic, Sylvan, Elven
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d10+2, Ranged +3 / 1d10+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 | 3 |
Possessions: 300 gp.
Trym Wakefield, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A man with thick toned arms and a paunchy gut. He tends to wear a black poncho over his likewise colored trousers and shirt. His red hair is unkempt and raggedy. He has a dull look in his violet eyes.
Personality: He likes to be helpful to his clients. He likes to prescribe proper advice to his clients. He works hard and plays hard.
History: Trym was born to in a poor docking district. He spent his early days working in the same smith shop his father was employed at, doing general labor. He worked as a nervous Masseuse and found it very stressful. He became a Masseuse soon after.
Motivation: To be a Actor again; and wants to work out more often
Ideals: Athletic. Flaws: Ugly, Hedonist. Bonds: Poor, Job. Occupation: Masseuse
Voice: Rhymes sentences (sorry)
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'4") Human, Chaotic Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 31 (5d12)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 9 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +2 / 2d4-1, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +3
Possessions: 400 gp. Gold and topaz bottle stopper cork (1600 gp). Gold and topaz bottle stopper cork (1600 gp).
Justin Barney, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This man is bedraggled and starved. He is well dressed, constantly wearing a grey suit, blue shirt, and green tie. His wide-brimmed hat is riddled with cuts and holes. His eyes, though not visible through his cowl, are amber.
Personality: He can speak with the recently deceased. He keeps company with all sorts of races to see how they think and challenge minds foreign to his own.
History: Justin was born the youngest of three triplets. His mother disappeared, and while he tried to raise money to find his mother, he was betrayed dozens of times. By chance he met his sister recently and the two have been together since.
Motivation: An old rival family wants him found; and to unite with his sister
Ideals: Gifted. Flaws: Ugly, Insomniac. Bonds: Poor, Family. Occupation: Layabout
Voice: Irish accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'6") Human, Chaotic Good (CR 8)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 76 (8d12)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 8 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 9 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Aquan
Attacks Melee +6 / 2d10+3, Ranged +2 / 2d10-1, Grapple +2
Possessions: 1000 gp. Black opal (1600 gp). Citrine (30 gp). Chrysoprase (30 gp). Silver pearl (130 gp). Rock crystal (30 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Dustin Alton, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This petite short man is perpetually holding a beer of some kind. He is wearing the road beaten gear of a warrior, marred by beers. His long black hair reaches down to his waist. His ears are large.
Personality: Dustin wants to be seen as a stoic, levelheaded, noble Warrior, so he tries to act the part. He does a good job, for the most part... He is a great chef.
History: From birth he was tutored by a cruel and relentless mentor. After coming to the age of reason, Dustin took it upon himself to study the martial arts in their entirety; because of this, he was labeled a dark omen and banished from his homeland. He was granted martial powers by his dying brother.
Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and an old rival family wants him found
Ideals: Fighting, Disciplined, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Mentor, Family. Occupation: Performer
Voice: Mumbles to self between sentences
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'6") Human, Lawful Good (CR 6)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 32 (6d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 8 (-1) | 12 (+1) | 9 (-1) | 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d6+1, Ranged +2 / 2d6-1, Grapple +2
Possessions: 40 pp. Chrysoprase (40 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
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