Theodoric Read, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This malnourished man wears brown trousers with yellow and black striped suspenders. He wears various colorful collared shirts. His white hair is braided into rings. His eyes are likewise brown. His teeth are yellowed and unaligned.
Personality: Always inclined to offer people food he seems plenty friendly. His respect, as difficult as one would find it to earn, is unwavering; those who more than prove themselves to him, a bar set well above any reasonable standard, he tolerates in varying degrees. Though less modest and more hasty in his reactions to snap at those who irritate him, Theodoric is combative with any and all who dare try his patience in the slightest.
History: Sold as a small child to a wizard, Theodoric was an assistant, and all too frequently test subject. He eventually earned his freedom when his former master disappeared. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.
Motivation: To find somewhere to settle down; and he desires power and/or immortality
Ideals: Philantrophist, Justice. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor, Mentor. Occupation: Animal Trainer
Voice: Jamaican accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'2") Human, Neutral Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 24 (5d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Aquan
Attacks Melee +3 / 2d4+0, Ranged +3 / 2d4+0, Grapple +0
Possessions: 400 gp. Silver-plated steel longsword with jet jewel in hilt (800 gp). Cloth of gold vestments (40 gp). Brass mug with jade inlays (100 gp). Large well-done wool tapestry (100 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Tim Darby, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: This petite short man is perpetually holding a chocolate of some kind. He wears a robe, a symbol of his god around his neck, and a hand crossbow on his belt, marred by chocolates. His hair is always cut to a buzz. He has green eyes.
Personality: He is calm most of the time but flees social interaction. He receives visions of the future at random moments
History: He was born in the north, but his parents moved at a very young age to the south. He always admired druidic-users and wanted to develop the talent, but never had the affinity for it. He left for the north, certain he would find work there.
Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and to end his boredom
Ideals: Fighting, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly, Shy. Bonds: Immigrant. Occupation: Cartwright
Voice: Adds syll-ab-les for em-pha-sis
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'9") Human, Neutral Good (CR 8)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 18 (8d6)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 7 (-2) | 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 6 (-2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Goblin, Orc
Attacks Melee +6 / 2d10+3, Ranged +4 / 2d10+1, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
Possessions: 200 gp.
Guy Thorpe, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He prefers to wear green clothing when he does not wear armor. He has relatively light skin and is very physically imposing due to his abundance of muscles. He has a small bristly mustache and wavy red hair. His otherwise smooth face is marked with small tiny scars.
Personality: Confrontational and typically high on some drug or another. He uses divination through singing.
History: From birth he was tutored by a cruel and relentless mentor. While studying, he fell in love. They married and had a daughter. He was granted arcane powers by his dying sister.
Motivation: He wants revenge against illithids; and someone believes him a fraud
Ideals: Gifted. Flaws: Addict. Bonds: Mentor, In love, Enemies. Occupation: Jeweler
Voice: Shortens vowels
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'8") Human, Neutral Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 32 (5d6)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 16 (+3) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Gnome
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +3 / 2d4+0, Grapple +4
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
Possessions: 20000 cp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Wymar Presley, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He very much looks the part of a Junk Dealer. He has a moderate pudge and is not very fit. He has no hair. He wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.
Personality: He has schizophrenia that causes him to hear things that aren't there and will sometimes respond to them. Only to laugh say gotcha and shoot double pistol fingers at the fooled target.
History: He was born on a small isolated farm. When he came of age, he joined a caravan that would eventually take him to the capital. He would practice along the way and, when he arrived, be apprenticed to a Junk Dealer. He ran away from his former home and has been making his living as a Junk Dealer for the past few years.
Motivation: Sabotage a competitor; and wants to open a new tavern
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Disease. Bonds: Job, Nature. Occupation: Junk Dealer
Voice: Speaks with a cold
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'5") Human, Lawful Good (CR 4)
Armor Class 8
Hit Points 16 (4d6)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 7 (-2) | 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 15
Languages Common, Celestial, Elven
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d10+2, Ranged +0 / 1d10-2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 500 gp.
Robert Spaulding, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: This man has the majority of his body covered in plate, and sports empty pouches on his belt. He has a very tight haircut. He wears an eyepatch.
Personality: He never swears and excessively uses polite adverbs when speaking. He has zero loyalty and will suck up to whomever is within range, in the hopes of being moved to a better position.
History: He was born to a wealthy landowner in a frontier town, living a normal and happy childhood. He inherited a moderately successful company from his mother. Under his leadership it has flourished, and using capital from his venture he effectively owns an entire region. He has built up a small fortune and can afford his own way.
Motivation: Wants to have a good time and be beloved.
Ideals: Optimist. Flaws: Ugly, Fearful. Bonds: Rich. Occupation: Laborer
Voice: Can't modulate volume
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'4") Human, Chaotic Good (CR 6)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 51 (6d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 9 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 15
Languages Common, Draconic, Druidic
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d6+1, Ranged +5 / 2d6+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 300 gp.
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