Lance Wordsworth, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This man is very fat, and usually wears his green robe and has his hammer always slung over his shoulder. His hair is always cut to a buzz. He wears an eyepatch.
Personality: He is shy and timid. He has not had much interaction with people and is skittish around them. He seeks to pay back kindness whenever he gets the chance. Whether it be in the form of unwanted serenades or the latest gossip he always seeks to do solids for his friends.
History: He grew up in a lower middle class home, but living comfortably wasn't enough. Ostracized due to the divine powers of his oldest brother, he and his siblings struck out on their own. In the process these unassuming Humans became a terror of the countryside. He now spends his time doing works of charity.
Motivation: To end his boredom; and to find somewhere to settle down
Ideals: Philantrophist, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly, Shy, Mundane. Occupation: Courier
Voice: Scandinavian accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'6") Human, Neutral Good (CR 3)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 16 (3d6)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 9 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 8 (-1) | 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d8+2, Ranged +1 / 1d8-1, Grapple +2
Possessions: 300 gp. Jade (50 gp). Moonstone (20 gp). 1 Masterwork Common Melee. 1 Masterwork Common Melee. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon.
Thomas Kenley, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He has a missing right arm. He wears rags and sports a simple walking cane. His hair is black, silky, and of moderate length. He tend to wears goggles to shield his eyes.
Personality: He is almost excessively polite to everyone, even when angry. He will do just about anything if he becomes convinced it is for someone's true love, of this he is easily convinced.
History: Thomas hails from a village terrorized by goblins. From his teen years he was always beautiful and desirable, so people have always doted on him. He remains aloof and afraid to be himself due to all the ideals others have placed upon him.
Motivation: He wants revenge against goblins.
Flaws: Shy. Bonds: Poor, Attractive, Has a crush, Enemies. Occupation: Sailor
Voice: Low rumbling, strings words together
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'1") Human, Neutral Good (CR 7)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 34 (7d8)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 16 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d8+2, Ranged +5 / 2d8+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 7000 sp.
Dustin Lindsay, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He is wearing colorful clothing, dressed as a Bounty Hunter. He has a moderate pudge and is not very fit. He has no hair. His eyes are gray and he is always smoking a pipe.
Personality: He's a bit of a prankster. He knows he is clumsy and seen as such and will often feign amnesia after injury. He refers to his adoptive father for almost all things he is unsure about, which are numerous. He is very much still a child and has not developed a drive for self-dependency.
History: The child of northern immigrants he idolized his father. He helped his father out around the business and became quite the natural. By chance he met his sister recently and the two have been together since.
Motivation: Balancing his hectic life and new Bounty Hunter responsibilities is difficult; and he is content
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Mundane. Bonds: Family, Immigrant, Job. Occupation: Bounty Hunter
Voice: Uses lots of figures of speech
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'6") Human, Lawful Good (CR 3)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 29 (3d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Draconic, Ignan
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d8+3, Ranged +2 / 1d8+0, Grapple +3
Possessions: 3100 sp.
Geoffrey Blythe, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He is dressed in earthy colors with a green and tan handkerchief worn on his left side. He is portly but not overly obese. His brown hair is slicked back into a classic pompadour. His eyes are brown and he is always smoking a pipe.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He invented a lineage for himself and claims to be descended from several legendary heroes.
History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. His father had invested heavily in several trade routes and wanted him to inherit them. He now travels the world, in search of power and loot.
Motivation: A need for knowledge about a nearby landmark; and he is wracked by social anxiety
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Fearful. Bonds: Adventurer, Rich. Occupation: Mayor
Voice: Low range voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'2") Human, Lawful Good (CR 3)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 20 (3d6)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 11 (+0) | 17 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 8 (-1) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 9
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d8+3, Ranged +2 / 1d8+0, Grapple +3
Possessions: 200 gp.
Charles Upton, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This younger middle-aged man dresses well, typically a more casual-formal manner, and a wedding ring on his right hand. He wears a feathered hat to cover his moderate length blonde hair. His brown eyes are slightly larger than normal.
Personality: He misses his glory days as an athlete. He does not mind his job, but it is boring in comparison. He refers to his adoptive father for almost all things he is unsure about, which are numerous. He is very much still a child and has not developed a drive for self-dependency.
History: He was born blind and as such lacked many opportunities for work. At a young age he wooed the heart of his future spouse and the two had a long relationship before they wed. Some 8 years later his spouse died after the birth of his son. Heartbroken, Charles never married again. Instead he focused his life to raising his son whom he trained as his father had trained him before.
Motivation: His relatives are trying to arrange a marriage.
Ideals: Athletic. Flaws: Disease. Bonds: Attractive, In love, Family. Occupation: Glassblower
Voice: Pirate accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'6") Human, Neutral Good (CR 4)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 20 (4d6)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 8 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d10+0, Ranged +4 / 1d10+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 9 |
Possessions: 70 pp. Chalcedony (20 gp). Red-brown spinel (50 gp). Smoky quartz (20 gp). Zircon (20 gp).
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