Description: This fat southern man has a bulbous nose and is wearing colorful clothing, dressed as a Sellsword. His skin is also unnaturally pale. His hair is long and golden with streaks of chestnut, and is pulled back with small black clips. His beard is chestnut, braided, and well cared for. His green eyes show the wear and tear of someone lonely with a great burden to carry.

Personality: He seems absolutely devoid of it. He stares off into space and will respond with overly literal and minimalist answers to questions. He is used to getting what he wants. In part because he is a meticulous planner.

History: Born in a small village he learned the ways of the warrior from his father. His spouse left him for another, whom he beat to an almost bloody pulp. He did not win them back, but he came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. He has been a successful dealer in antiques buying low and selling high.

Motivation: He wants revenge against illithids; and to fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever

Ideals: Professionalism, Fighting, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Ugly, Mundane. Bonds: Enemies. Occupation: Sellsword

Voice: German accent

Possessions: 500 gp. Sardonyx (40 gp). Violet garnet (700 gp). Blue quartz (9 gp). Alexandrite (700 gp).

Description: He is of a modest build and height, but he carries himself more imposing than he is. He wears rags and sports a simple walking cane. His chestnut hair is lengthy and is close to two feet long. He has gray eyes and a brown hat with a tan feather.

Personality: He has a massive crush on the younger sibling of the Unemployed who has hired him part-time. He always tries to repair and not replace. It was this mentality that drove him into the Unemployed business.

History: He was born blind and as such lacked many opportunities for work. His father was a mechanic, and taught him how to fix just about anything. He is searching for what he claims is his rightful reward.

Motivation: Meet up once more with his childhood friend; and he's repulsed by the pc

Ideals: Persistence. Flaws: Disease, Antagonistic. Bonds: Poor, Has a crush, Adventurer. Occupation: Unemployed

Voice: Booming voice

Possessions: 30 pp. Jeweled anklet (1000 gp). Gold music box (1000 gp). Fire opal pendant on a fine gold chain (1400 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: This man is very fat, and is bundled in multiple layers and is prepared for a desert trek wearing a turban that covers his face most of the time. His golden hair is unkempt and raggedy. He has a tattooed face.

Personality: His voice, at times compared to that of a Nymph, lambasts those who consider themselves "civilized" with snide, belittling remarks; the subtle growl he speaks with growing louder in doing so, one can find it most pronounced, despite the otherwise natural purity of his tone. He loves teas. He is very sensitive about his face. To blow off anger he lifts weights and to control his otherwise explosive temper he works out a lot.

History: Born to a poor family in the city he treasured whatever gifts he got. His martial abilities were realized during a raid on his village. Recently a tribe of illithids attacked the village and all able bodies who could hold a blade were quickly armed and sent to the walls. Aldous fought at the side of some of the regions greatest heroes but was never overshadowed.

Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and meet up once more with his childhood friend

Ideals: Fighting, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly, Cynical. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Sage

Voice: Booming voice

Possessions: 200 gp. Jet (70 gp). Jet (70 gp). Pink pearl (70 gp). Sardonyx (80 gp). 1 Minor magic item.

Description: A middle-aged man, he wears tight fitting pants and leather jackets. He usually doesn't wear a shirt, and is pretty ugly. He is bald on top and has large chestnut tufts of hair around his ears. His thin eyebrows rest above his beady green eyes.

Personality: He takes his job very seriously, in part because he fears he cannot get a new one. He is a font of random trivia from the lore and stories he has discovered

History: He grew up in a lower middle class home, but living comfortably wasn't enough. A few years later when the west was not economically sound they moved to his current location. He routinely visits covens of witches but complains that many are fraudulent and lack true knowledge of magic.

Motivation: A strong sense of loyalty to Human people; and to find somewhere to settle down

Ideals: Logical. Flaws: Ugly, Mundane, Racist. Bonds: Job, Immigrant. Occupation: Soapmaker

Voice: Low and grunting

Possessions: 30 pp.

Description: What flesh remains visible is marred by burns. He wears a suit in poor condition. It has not been laundered in sometime and has been worn in activities one would not normally wear a suit during. He wears a Stetson hat to cover his moderate length chestnut hair. His hazel unseeing eyes seem to look past you.

Personality: While he acts the brute, he is far gentler than he would appear. As long as the job gets done he does not care how it got done.

History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He now travels the world, in search of power and loot.

Motivation: To reunite with his old friends; and a need for knowledge about a nearby landmark

Ideals: Fighting, Professionalism. Flaws: Ugly, Disease. Bonds: Adventurer. Occupation: Assassin

Voice: Can't modulate volume

Possessions: Just what you see.