Description: Runty and weak-looking, he has the majority of his body covered in plate. He has shaved his head bald. His ears are large.

Personality: He is a jovial happy person, but he is convinced people are living their lives too quickly. He will often invite strangers home for dinner and talk their ears off. He cares deeply for his spouse and does his best to make sure his guests look presentable.

History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. When money was particularly tight he was walking through alleys when he overheard a Masseuse hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. He made his way to the other competitor and parlayed his knowledge into a job. He came across an abandoned tomb where he found a relic that called out to him. After picking it up he was cursed by a spirit.

Motivation: Wishes to resurrect an old love.

Ideals: Optimist. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Poor, In love. Occupation: Masseuse

Voice: Low and grunting

Possessions: 2000 cp.

Description: A middle-aged man, he wears a simple red robe with black stripes complete with hood, and is pretty ugly. His silver hair is kept up in a ponytail inside a top hat. His eyes, though not visible through his cowl, are green.

Personality: He is a hateful person. He taunts others and blames them for his problems. Energy wise he seems alert and responsive.

History: He was born in the south. When he was little, his rather wealthy family often ventured across the forest to a summer home near a ruined castle. He would wander through that ruined castle and adventure through it for days. One day while adventuring a terrible storm took place and he was stranded inside. His family spent the next few days looking for him, and could only assume he was dead when it came time to leave. The family never returned to the forest due to the painful memories there. Kyle took refuge in the ruined castle and found the beat up shield and armor he uses now. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.

Motivation: He has decided he is irredeemable.

Ideals: Professionalism. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Immigrant, Nature. Occupation: Layabout

Voice: Scandinavian accent

Possessions: 20 pp.

Description: This western man is abnormally tall. He is dressed in earthy colors with a blue and yellow handkerchief worn on his left side. His whole body is exceptionally muscular. His head has been shaved. His green eyes dart around the room hyper actively observing anyone and anything.

Personality: He is inclined to make off color jokes and interpret anything that could be construed as such as innuendo. He keeps company with all sorts of races to see how they think and challenge minds foreign to his own.

History: He was raised happily, as a normal child born to his mother and father. His mother taught him the rudiments of the Unemployed arts, while his father instructed him in etiquette, music and courtly manner. His homeland was ravaged by war and he spent much of his life rebuilding it. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.

Motivation: He is greedy.

Ideals: Joker, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly, PTSD. Bonds: Immigrant, Rich. Occupation: Unemployed

Voice: Pronounces difficult words wrong

Possessions: 400 gp.

Description: This slender man stands about 5'1". He wears white robes with leather pauldrons. Though occasionally he wears more armor. He prefers to carry a crossbow, but if one is not available he will default to his greataxe. His red hair is unkempt and raggedy. His ears are large.

Personality: He misses his glory days as an athlete. He does not mind his job, but it is boring in comparison. He has a small toy that he constantly fidgets with.

History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. When money was particularly tight he was walking through alleys when he overheard a Ruler hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. He made his way to the other competitor and parlayed his knowledge into a job. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.

Motivation: Wants to work out more often; and wishes to resurrect an old love

Ideals: Athletic. Flaws: Ugly, Addict. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Ruler

Voice: Dark and ominous

Possessions: 100 gp.

Description: An imposing man with a heavy stainless steel prosthetic right hand, he wears a simple black robe with tan stripes complete with hood. He has a silver handlebar mustache and slicked back silver hair. He is baby faced.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He loves his children and doesn't want them to worry about him. He loves to share his dancing with anyone who is interested.

History: He was born to a pair of big game hunters, but was frequently ill as a child. He moved from fad to fad and when he turned 15 he discovered dancing. He hopes to save up enough money to one day pay a cleric to cure him.

Motivation: Marry his sister to traveling adventurers; and his spouse's relatives view him with great suspicion

Ideals: Joker, Artistic. Flaws: Disease. Bonds: Family. Occupation: Priest

Voice: Adds syll-ab-les for em-pha-sis

Possessions: 12000 cp. Bloodstone (30 gp). Pink pearl (110 gp). Tourmaline (110 gp). 1 Minor magic item.