Description: His right thumb is blackened and bruised, but otherwise he appears quite healthy. He usually wears his violet robe and has his flail always slung over his shoulder. His blonde hair is greasy and uncared for. His thin eyebrows rest above his beady violet eyes.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. A true patriot, Aldous would do anything for his country. He is fiercely protective of his fellow citizens and foreign allies.

History: Aldous was raised in a hard working conservative environment. His spouse left him for another, whom he beat to an almost bloody pulp. He did not win them back, but he came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. He has set out to sabotage the competition.

Motivation: He is unsatisfied with his job.

Ideals: Joker, Fighting. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Military, Job. Occupation: Assassin

Voice: Speaks with lips pursed

Possessions: 200 gp. Tiger eye turquoise (16 gp). Alexandrite (1200 gp). 1 Breastplate. 1 Breastplate. 1 Masterwork studded leather. 1 Half-Plate.

Description: This man is moderately tanned and has just the faintest trace of an accent. He wears a faded coat and loose pants complete with small hat. His tied-back hair is blonde. His eyes are likewise violet. His teeth are yellowed and unaligned.

Personality: Aggressive, abrasive, and angry, Hubert embodies much of what other species detest in the Humans. He is lazy, self-centered, vain, and jealous.

History: The child of southern immigrants he idolized his father. He couldn't stand his childhood mentor and eventually formed a pact with his mentor's previously failed apprentice to rebel. When their plan failed the mentor lashed out against both of them and fled. After a long history of fighting, Hubert and his spouse have recently divorced.

Motivation: To clean up the streets.

Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic, Selfish. Bonds: Immigrant, Mentor. Occupation: Fortune-teller

Voice: Excited and jittery

Possessions: 800 gp.

Description: This man is unhealthily muscled, almost every single one of his veins is visible when he is not flexing. His shirts and pants tend to be short and undersized for him due to the difficulty of finding a good tailor. He has wavy black hair. His face is scarred and worn.

Personality: He is a Sage first and foremost. He believes firmly that knowledge should be universal. He takes great joy in being the best Sage in town.

History: Patrick was raised in a hard working conservative environment. While he appears to be a normal Human, he's... not quite right. Perhaps he's slightly insane, or otherwise so mentally alien to the rest of the world that he plain doesn't fit in. He has achieved small success as a Sage.

Motivation: Further expansion of business; and expand his business

Ideals: Fighting, Athletic. Flaws: Ugly, Insane. Bonds: Job. Occupation: Sage

Voice: Spanish accent

Possessions: 300 gp. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: 5'7" and lanky with angular features, he is an attractive figure. He very much looks the part of a Performer. He wears a small hat to hide his balding. He wears a mask on his face.

Personality: He is extraordinarily passive and rarely speaks, let alone speaks his mind. He does suffer from mild PTSD, and the sight of goblins may trigger it at times.

History: Simon hails from a village terrorized by goblins. When money was particularly tight he was walking through alleys when he overheard a Performer hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. He made his way to the other competitor and parlayed his knowledge into a job. He ran away from his former home and has been making his living as a Performer for the past few years.

Motivation: Sabotage a competitor; and he is unsatisfied with his job

Flaws: Shy. Bonds: Job, Attractive, Enemies, Poor. Occupation: Performer

Voice: Speaks like tongue is numb

Possessions: 25000 sp.

Description: This malnourished man wears just a yellow suit. He wears a colorful flower in his red hair. His hazel eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. He has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.

Personality: He dislikes all the random violence that takes place in the south. He is afraid of women and trembles around them

History: He was born to loving parents in a slum to the south. When money was particularly tight he was walking through alleys when he overheard a Laborer hiring some criminals to sabotage a competitor. He made his way to the other competitor and parlayed his knowledge into a job. He remains aloof and afraid to be himself due to all the ideals others have placed upon him.

Motivation: To clean up the streets.

Ideals: Pacifist. Flaws: Addict, Shy. Bonds: Poor, Attractive. Occupation: Laborer

Voice: Whispers

Possessions: 800 gp. Red garnet (40 gp).