Description: This fat eastern man has a bulbous nose and is generally shirtless and showing off his tattooed chest. His skin is also unnaturally pale. His auburn hair is matted, messy, and big. His blue eyes dart from person to person.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is able to make almost anything out of random pieces of junk.

History: He was born to loving parents in a slum to the east. His martial abilities were realized during a raid on his village. He has recently gotten a pet goose that steals things from people.

Motivation: He is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally; and a rival would like him out of the picture

Ideals: Joker, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly, Insane. Bonds: Poor, Criminal record. Occupation: Knight

Voice: Can't modulate volume

Possessions: 800 gp. Peridot (80 gp). Rock crystal (80 gp). Black star sapphire (1000 gp). Amber (120 gp).

Description: An imposing man with a heavy stainless steel prosthetic right hand, he wears long strands of aquamarine and short brown dresses (or suits) accompanied by the proper stockings and shoes, with gloves of varying lengths. His chestnut hair is braided into rings. He wears large thick round spectacles.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. A fanatic, his devotion to his small selection of gods is unquestionable. He claims to be doing their will and will base all his actions on whether or not they would be pleasing to the gods.

History: He was a bastard born out of an affair, and his father always resented and mistreated him for it out of spite. He went to a religious school and was inspired by the priests there in charitable deeds. He has built up a small fortune and can afford his own way.

Motivation: His religion dominates his actions.

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Rich, Religious. Occupation: Engraver

Voice: Strong lisp

Possessions: 700 gp. Rose (30 gp). Moonstone (30 gp). Lapis lazuli (5 gp). Blue sapphire (600 gp). Rock crystal (30 gp).

Description: He wears loose pants and a collared shirt complete with sweater beneath his coat, and he perpetually has his longsword ready. He has done his best to style his brown hair to look like a famous performer. His blue eyes dart from person to person.

Personality: Quiet and reserved he prefers to listen than to talk. He will nod occasionally and communicate nonverbally. As long as the job gets done he does not care how it got done.

History: Cockaby was born with his father's beautiful face. He dropped out of school before completing his studies. He routinely visits covens of witches but complains that many are fraudulent and lack true knowledge of magic.

Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and to protect his home

Ideals: Fighting, Professionalism, Logical. Flaws: Shy. Bonds: Attractive. Occupation: Layabout

Voice: Posh accent

Possessions: 400 gp. Red-brown spinel (140 gp). Blue sapphire (1200 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: He wears a well pressed and immaculate suit (or dress). He has brown hair. His black eyes lackadaisically let the world flow into them.

Personality: Always inclined to offer people food he seems plenty friendly. He constantly seizes attention wherever he goes and has come to expect this respect from everyone. He likes to think of himself as merciful, but nonetheless is very strict.

History: Melech was raised in a hard working conservative environment. Cursed with vampirism at a very young age, Melech has worked very hard to control his curse. He became a Painter soon after.

Motivation: Regain custody of his daughter; and nothing but the best is good enough for him

Ideals: Philantrophist, Impeccable. Flaws: Disease. Bonds: Job, Family. Occupation: Painter

Voice: Deep voice with rolling R's

Possessions: 1200 gp. Rich purple corundum (500 gp). 1 Minor magic item.

Description: His skin is bronze and flawless. He wears a worn and beaten armor. He is an epitome of beauty. His brown hair is cut short. His half smiles and gray eyes are beguiling and draw you in.

Personality: He considers himself the perfect gentleman. He makes a point to always show proper etiquette and frequently critiques the etiquette of others. He misses his home and complains about the freezing weather, even in summer.

History: His parents moved while he was still in utero so he is the first generation to be born here. When he came of age, he joined a caravan that would eventually take him to the capital. He would practice along the way and, when he arrived, be apprenticed to a Assassin. He left for the south, certain he would find work there.

Motivation: He doesn't get along with people that don't share his tastes.

Ideals: Impeccable. Bonds: Attractive, Immigrant, Job. Occupation: Assassin

Voice: Speaks with back of mouth

Possessions: Just what you see.