Description: He is of a modest build and height, but he carries himself more imposing than he is. He wears a well pressed and immaculate suit (or dress). His head has been shaved. His face is covered beneath a completely black helmet.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He cannot deal with unfamiliar people for more than a few minutes at a time and if they persist he will grow angry at them.

History: He grew up in a lower middle class home, but living comfortably wasn't enough. Through the years after Umpen was born, his father became increasingly distant from his family, instead choosing to pursue power in the east. Umpen's father didn't care for him much, and the feeling was mutual. After a long history of fighting, Umpen and his spouse have recently divorced.

Motivation: He is content; and to find somewhere to settle down

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic, Mundane. Occupation: Tanner

Voice: Cold and demanding tone

Possessions: 20000 sp. Jet (80 gp). Amber (80 gp).

Description: Standing 3'2", this man wears a worn and beaten armor. His hair is greying and his face has many wrinkles. His face possesses mild wrinkles. His smile is extraordinarily sincere though he does not smile often.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is a great chef.

History: Gifted from a young age, Kelter studied abroad. As a young adult he joined a group advocating for an improvement in Halfling conditions. He hopes to save up enough money to one day pay a cleric to cure him.

Motivation: Revenge; and halfling compassion

Ideals: Joker, Gifted. Flaws: Racist, Disease. Bonds: Enemies. Occupation: Priest

Voice: Hollow voice

Possessions: 5000 cp. Rhodochrosite (5 gp).

Description: Standing 6'6", this man wears a custom-built plate barding that's adorned with grey lining and desert motifs. He sports a flattop hair cut. He is missing an eye and his face is severely sunburned. His one remaining eye shines silver.

Personality: He likes to be helpful to his clients. He likes to prescribe proper advice to his clients. Despite his manner, he is extremely passionate and proud of his job, and he prides himself in being thorough and never missing a detail.

History: He was born at the edge of vast plains. His family was turned out during the war. He and his family wandered west to less war torn lands. He ran away from his former home and has been making his living as a Junk Dealer for the past few years.

Motivation: He's looking for his big break; and he desires power and/or immortality

Flaws: Ugly, PTSD. Bonds: Job, Nature, Adventurer. Occupation: Junk Dealer

Voice: Hollow voice

Possessions: 1700 sp. Freshwater pearl (10 gp).

Description: Dark and lean, he is a relatively plain man. He is wearing a long, white, dusty cloak. His crest is short and rusty. He was beautiful and young once, which still shows through his age, but it is a faded beauty.

Personality: He is someone who is used to having a large amount of sex appeal. He also lacks a concept of privacy and shares just about everything. The war was a terrible time for him, and Fax does not often speak of it. When he does, he does so with a strained expression and tears in his eyes.

History: Fax was born the youngest of three triplets. Over the years he perfected his riding and shooting skills. He has since lost track of the people in his past.

Motivation: He wants revenge against dire rats; and to reunite with his absent father

Flaws: Depressed. Bonds: Attractive, Military, Family, Nature, Enemies. Occupation: Beggar

Voice: Whispers

Possessions: 1400 gp. White opal (900 gp). Banded agate (14 gp). Black opal (900 gp). Chalcedony (60 gp). Malachite (14 gp). 1 Minor magic item.

Description: His skin is bronze and flawless. He wears a blue tunic with brown highlights, and long grey pants that bunch up around his shoes. He is an epitome of beauty. Sporting a blonde mohawk and bushy mustache this man's hair draws a lot of attention. He has a very pronounced jaw and large eyebrows. He wears rectangular glasses with silver brims.

Personality: He likes to be helpful to his clients. He likes to prescribe proper advice to his clients. Despite his manner, he is extremely passionate and proud of his job, and he prides himself in being thorough and never missing a detail.

History: He grew up in a lower middle class home, but living comfortably wasn't enough. His first spouse was a Blacksmith, they had one son, but his spouse won total custody. Without his spouse to temper him he grew out of control. By chance he met his sister recently and the two have been together since.

Motivation: He is currently in port desperately looking for someone to get him out; and his spouse's relatives view him with great suspicion

Flaws: Mundane. Bonds: Attractive, Poor, Job, Family, Slave. Occupation: Carter

Voice: Sighs a lot, exhausted

Possessions: 30000 cp. Gold and topaz bottle stopper cork (400 gp).