Hobart Underbough, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: This fat southern man has a bulbous nose and is typically in his Unemployed uniform. His skin is also unnaturally pale. His hair is cut close to his head. He has a very pronounced jaw and large eyebrows. He wears rectangular glasses with silver brims.
Personality: He is business-like. He takes instructions and follows them to the letter. He constantly seizes attention wherever he goes and has come to expect this respect from everyone. He likes to think of himself as merciful, but nonetheless is very strict.
History: He was raised in a forest tribe. His childhood dream was to be a Slave Trader, but he was a colossal failure. He tends to his Unemployed job now, and dutifully fulfills any obligations he has.
Motivation: To be a Slave Trader again; and expand his business
Ideals: Professionalism, Impeccable. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Job, Nature. Occupation: Unemployed
Voice: Speaks fast with a slight lisp
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Halfling, Chaotic Evil (CR 3)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 29 (3d10)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 (-1) | 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Halfling
Attacks Melee +1 / 1d8-1, Ranged +4 / 1d8+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 2700 sp. Moonstone (50 gp). Red garnet (90 gp). Black star sapphire (800 gp).
Frug Horcusporcus, Male Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: This petite short man is perpetually holding a beer of some kind. He wears a black collared shirt and brown pants. He accessorizes with a green scarf around the waist and a strap diagonally across his shirt, marred by beers. His hair is chestnut and curly. His gray eyes show the wear and tear of someone lonely with a great burden to carry.
Personality: He is almost excessively polite to everyone, even when angry. As long as the job gets done he does not care how it got done.
History: Born in the west his family was never financially stable. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He remains aloof and afraid to be himself due to all the ideals others have placed upon him.
Motivation: Retire the richest man in the west; and find a way to reverse the transformation of his brother
Ideals: Professionalism, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Ugly, Shy. Bonds: Poor. Occupation: Tailor
Voice: Draws out vowels
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'4") Gnome, Neutral Good (CR 9)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 60 (9d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 16 (+3) | 14 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Gnome, Auran, Celestial
Attacks Melee +2 / 3d4-1, Ranged +4 / 3d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 6 | 4 | 4 |
Possessions: 2000 gp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Fonkin Ironhide, Male Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: He wears a shirt that is too small, which lets his gut show, with a ratty green coat over it. He sports a flattop hair cut. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.
Personality: He will rave to anyone who will listen. On top of that he is swayed by a pretty face, and while loyalty to his employer will always come first he doesn't like to hit women.
History: He was born to a pair of big game hunters, but was frequently ill as a child. Fonkin abandoned his home at a very young age, living in the fields and plains. He survived everyday through hunting and stealing from passersby. He did whatever it took for him to survive. In his journeys he found a malevolent artifact. He wishes to return this artifact and its corrupting influence back to where it came.
Motivation: He's looking for his big break.
Flaws: Ugly, Insane, Disease. Bonds: Has a crush, Adventurer. Occupation: Mortician
Voice: Farmer accent
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'7") Gnome, Chaotic Good (CR 4)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 30 (4d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 20 (+5) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Gnome, Celestial
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d10+2, Ranged +3 / 1d10+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 6 | 6 | 3 |
Possessions: 29000 sp.
Cloak Of Passion, Male Tabaxi [Permalink]
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Description: He dresses in collared shirts and wears a proper scarf over his head. He is physically well-built. He keeps his long red fur kept up in a rat tail. His copper eyes dart around the room hyper actively observing anyone and anything.
Personality: A rambunctious noisy drunk he knows how to make people feel guilty. He takes great pride in his work and is very well organized. His planner is full of calendar events.
History: Born in a small village he learned the ways of the warrior from his father. His family was being driven out of business by several neighboring competitors. The father sought out extralegal help and others began closing their doors. He saw this and took pride in his father's willingness to do anything to win. He has worked as a Soapmaker like his father before him.
Motivation: Wants to have a good time and be beloved; and he'd like to take his coworkers down a peg
Ideals: Fighting, Optimist. Flaws: Depressed. Bonds: Job, Criminal record. Occupation: Soapmaker
Voice: Whispers
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'0") Tabaxi, Neutral Evil (CR 6)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 24 (6d4)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 17 (+3) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Terran, Giant
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d6+1, Ranged +5 / 2d6+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 90 pp. Alexandrite (700 gp). Rich purple corundum (1300 gp). Violet garnet (700 gp).
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