Joser Swiftwhistle, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: This man is bedraggled and starved. He is typically in his Spice Merchant uniform. He wears his brown hair up. His violet eyes have a joyful gleam in them most of the time.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He will do just about anything if he becomes convinced it is for someone's true love, of this he is easily convinced.
History: Joser was born with his mother's beautiful face. Like his mother and his sister before him, after school he went straight into learning to become a Spice Merchant. He has gone from town to town working and never settling down anywhere, but has fallen for a local Detective. He hasn't told them the truth, but wants to settle down with them.
Motivation: Further expansion of business; and wants a kiss
Ideals: Joker. Bonds: Job, Poor, Has a crush, Attractive. Occupation: Spice Merchant
Voice: Low range voice
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'1") Halfling, Neutral Good (CR 6)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 38 (6d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 16 (+3) | 14 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 9 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Halfling, Aquan, Undercommon
Attacks Melee +3 / 2d6+0, Ranged +6 / 2d6+3, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: Just what you see.
Anselm Watson, Male Half-Elf [Permalink]
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Description: A man of a pale complexion, he is bundled in multiple layers and is prepared for a desert trek wearing a turban that covers his face most of the time. His hair is long and chestnut with streaks of golden, and is pulled back with small blue clips. His beard is golden, braided, and well cared for. He is missing an eye and his face is severely sunburned. His one remaining eye shines violet.
Personality: He is erratic and paranoid. He believes orcs are coming to abduct people. To his fellows he is seen as friendly and intelligent, but is angry and unforgiving to the so called fatcats and any who do and have associated with them.
History: He was born in a small desert village. When he came of age, he joined a caravan that would eventually take him to the capital. He would practice along the way and, when he arrived, be apprenticed to a Stylist. He has set out to sabotage the competition.
Motivation: He loathes his own lifestyle; and his name or reputation has been wronged in the past by orcs, and he desires to right it
Flaws: Ugly, Depressed. Bonds: Enemies, Nature, Job. Occupation: Stylist
Voice: Dark and ominous
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'3") Half-Elf, Chaotic Evil (CR 2)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 15 (2d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Elven, Goblin, Dwarven
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d6+0, Ranged +3 / 1d6+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 370 gp.
Bork Livingstone, Male Half-Orc [Permalink]
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Description: This late middle aged man wears yellow painted combat armor at almost all times and is in decent physical shape. He wears his silver hair down. Judging by the bloodshot nature of his eyes and the massive bags underneath them one would imagine he has not slept for days.
Personality: He resents people who mock his appearance or him, so he has learned to be the meanest son of a gun. He is vehemently anti-magic. All of it is evil and corrupting in his opinion.
History: Born in a small village he learned the ways of the warrior from his mother. His spouse left him for another, whom he beat to an almost bloody pulp. He did not win them back, but he came to a realization. To get what you want from life, you must take it. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.
Motivation: To get a good night's sleep.
Ideals: Opinionated, Fighting. Flaws: Insomniac, Ugly. Occupation: Barrister
Voice: Soft and melodious
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'2") Half-Orc, True Neutral (CR 5)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 55 (5d12)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17 (+3) | 16 (+3) | 17 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 16
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +6 / 2d4+3, Ranged +6 / 2d4+3, Grapple +3
Possessions: 500 gp.
Rimple Gimlen, Male Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: He wears dark leathers with embroidery. He sports a long silver beard, and similarly colored long hair. His gray eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. He has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.
Personality: Confrontational and typically high on some drug or another. He is obsessed with a lost civilization.
History: Rimple was born into a poor family. Growing up, he dreamt of becoming a Wizard, to bring honor to his family’s name. When he came of age, he applied for a position with his town's local guard, looking to work his way up via merit and eventually become a Wizard in service of a powerful lord somewhere. Like his mother and his brother before him, after school he went straight into learning to become a Sailor. He's since become an addict/alcoholic.
Motivation: To pay off his debts; and wants to open a new tavern
Flaws: Addict. Bonds: Adventurer, Poor, Job, Debt. Occupation: Sailor
Voice: Excited and jittery
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Gnome, Lawful Evil (CR 2)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 12 (2d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 17 (+3) | 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Gnome, Undercommon
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d6+2, Ranged +5 / 1d6+3, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 370 gp.
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