Description: This fat southern man has a bulbous nose and wears a weathered and beat up set of banded mail beneath an oversized white coat. His skin is also unnaturally pale. With bright red hair and a scraggly beard. His green eyes show the wear and tear of someone lonely with a great burden to carry.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. His temper goes off on the smallest of things. He tends to lash out at those around him.

History: He was a bastard born out of an affair, and his mother always resented and mistreated him for it out of spite. His parents divorced when he was young, and his mother gained full cudstody. He was regularly beaten by his mother, who blamed him for driving them apart. He was betrayed by a partner and left for dead, teaching him a humbling lesson in trusting others.

Motivation: He's repulsed by the PC.

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Rich. Occupation: Armorer

Voice: growls and snarls, animalistic

Possessions: 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: A middle-aged man, he wears many layers of old clothing at all times, and is pretty ugly. He has black hair. He has blue eyes.

Personality: He loves justice and goodness and right action. Anyone who does not fulfill this criteria perfectly will no doubt get a lecture from him. He is the most sanctimonious self-righteous Half-Elf in existence. He will often invite strangers home for dinner and talk their ears off. He cares deeply for his spouse and does his best to make sure his guests look presentable.

History: He was raised in a white middle class family as the only child. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. Since then, he has sought to make the best of life.

Motivation: Wants to have a good time and be beloved; and to end his boredom

Ideals: Justice, Optimist. Flaws: Ugly, Mundane. Bonds: Poor, In love. Occupation: Cook

Voice: Timid voice

Possessions: 1000 gp. Blue sapphire (400 gp). Rhodochrosite (7 gp). Freshwater pearl (7 gp). Rock crystal (40 gp). Tourmaline (110 gp). Silver pearl (110 gp). Citrine (40 gp). Bloodstone (40 gp). Azurite (7 gp). Malachite (7 gp). Black pearl (400 gp). Amber (110 gp). Chalcedony (40 gp). Onyx (40 gp). Jasper (40 gp). Onyx (40 gp). Fire opal (400 gp). Moss agate (7 gp). Hematite (7 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: Dark and lean, he is a relatively plain man. He wears a simple burlap shirt and baggy pants. He conceals his hand crossbow with his veritable burlap sack of a shirt. He has red fur. He wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.

Personality: He is happy with his job as a Cook. He turns his eye from what people do, preferring to live and let live. He is a bit of a macho man and will challenge people to random contests of strength and skill, and invite them to random hunting and fishing trip.

History: He got into the Cook business at a young age. He struck it rich when he found rare goods in large quantities. He has been a successful dealer in antiques buying low and selling high.

Motivation: Sabotage a competitor; and expand his business

Ideals: Fighting, Entrepeneur. Bonds: Job, Nature, Rich. Occupation: Cook

Voice: Sighs a lot, exhausted

Possessions: 110 pp.

Description: He wears a fine chain shirt which he covers with white colored cloaks and clothing. He is portly but not overly obese. He has dyed his greying brown hair a little too much giving a sharp brown color. He wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.

Personality: He is not truly malevolent, but he is obsessed with music. He constantly tries to fill his life with music. He never wears the same outfit twice, unless he absolutely has to.

History: He comes from a rich western family. He was married off to the eldest child of a minor noble. His spouse died of illness and he inherited everything. He remains aloof and afraid to be himself due to all the ideals others have placed upon him.

Motivation: He has money and likes to spend it; and wants to have a good time and be beloved

Ideals: Artistic, Optimist. Flaws: Shy. Bonds: Rich. Occupation: Shoemaker

Voice: Breathy voice

Possessions: 4000 sp. Fire opal (400 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.