Description: This fat northern man has a bulbous nose and wears a worn and beaten armor. His skin is also unnaturally pale. He has white hair. This green eyed northerner is not easily forgotten.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is vehemently anti-magic. All of it is evil and corrupting in his opinion.

History: He grew up in a lower middle class home, but living comfortably wasn't enough. His homeland was ravaged by war and he spent much of his life rebuilding it. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.

Motivation: He is content; and to end his boredom

Ideals: Joker, Opinionated. Flaws: Ugly, Mundane, PTSD. Occupation: Spice Merchant

Voice: Sounds elderly

Possessions: 60 pp. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: Relatively heavier built than your average man, he is not imposing. He wears loose pants and a collared shirt complete with sweater beneath his coat. He wears a small hat to hide his balding. He has amber eyes.

Personality: Abrasive and pushy, he has a hard time making friends. Only to laugh say gotcha and shoot double pistol fingers at the fooled target.

History: Born to a Bather, his father struggled to pay the bills. A gifted student he started as a Bather, but he got bored and became a Bricklayer. He has drifted from career to career and currently works as a Bricklayer.

Motivation: He'd like to take his coworkers down a peg; and he wants to get laid

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Poor, Job, Has a crush. Occupation: Bricklayer

Voice: Hissing voice

Possessions: 2500 sp.

Description: He wears a custom-built plate barding that's adorned with black lining and desert motifs. He is physically well-built. His long blonde hair reaches down to his waist. He has gleaming, smiling blue eyes.

Personality: Calm and collected, he is a well trained Spice Merchant. His actions favor neither the good nor the evil, as he answers to a power that mortal men fail to acknowledge.

History: A child with a great deal of writing talent his parents made sure he got the chance to thrive. When he came of age, he joined a caravan that would eventually take him to the capital. He would practice along the way and, when he arrived, be apprenticed to a Spice Merchant. He hasn't been sleeping well lately.

Motivation: Further expansion of business; and a deep hatred of dire rats

Ideals: Artistic. Flaws: Insomniac. Bonds: Job, Religious, Enemies. Occupation: Spice Merchant

Voice: Puts emphasis on the wrong words

Possessions: 500 gp.

Description: A man with a cold, calculating air about him, he wears a brown shirt with thin green vertical stripes and violet pants. His lavender fur is knotted and matted. His blue eyes are desperate and heavily dilated. He has the appearance of someone under the heavy influence of drugs.

Personality: He is quiet and anti-social and can barely make it a few minutes in conversation before his hampering stammer kicks in. He is obsessed with a lost civilization.

History: He was born blind and as such lacked many opportunities for work. His mother was very strict, and drilled into him lessons on being the perfect gentleman. During his travels, Two Llamas and his party rested in a cavern that was (unknown to them) infused with powerful dark magic. Upon awakening, Two Llamas discovered the rest of his party dead, transformed into horrible, mindless undead versions of their former selves. Two Llamas fled the cavern, stopping for breath at a small pool, and only then realizing his own horrible transformation.

Motivation: Meet up once more with his childhood friend; and to reunite with his old friends

Ideals: Impeccable. Flaws: Addict, Shy, Disease. Bonds: Adventurer. Occupation: Banker

Voice: Smoker's lung

Possessions: 6000 cp. Silver-plated steel longsword with jet jewel in hilt (200 gp).