Joser Honeypot, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: A hulking man with gigantic muscles, he prefers to wear black clothing when he does not wear armor. With bright red hair and a scraggly beard. He has a very pronounced jaw and large eyebrows. He wears rectangular glasses with silver brims.
Personality: Here is a man who knows he is the smartest in the room. He talks down to others constantly. The war was a terrible time for him, and Joser does not often speak of it. When he does, he does so with a strained expression and tears in his eyes.
History: Trained by his mother for as long as he can remember he had it drilled in his head that it was his duty to serve his country. In his 10th year, his parents were killed by a orcs raid, leaving Joser alone in the world. After a stint in an orphanage, he was adopted. He then took over the family business and is one of the better Carpenter for hire.
Motivation: He wants random interesting trinkets and junk, hates to throw anything away; and he loathes his own lifestyle
Ideals: Impeccable. Flaws: Depressed, Greedy. Bonds: Military, Enemies, Job. Occupation: Carpenter
Voice: Middle-eastern accent
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'1") Halfling, Lawful Neutral (CR 6)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 37 (6d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Halfling, Elven
Attacks Melee +3 / 2d6+0, Ranged +4 / 2d6+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
Possessions: 50 pp.
Solomon Radcliffe, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: A plain young-adult man, he prefers to wear the grand gowns of high society. He carries his fan with him everywhere and carries himself as the perfect gentleman. His golden hair is cut short. He was beautiful and young once, which still shows through his age, but it is a faded beauty.
Personality: He is a melancholic, but persistent worker. He resents family life and as such spurns the advances of admirers. He is very protective of his business, his home, and his spouse. He is willing to work with less than legal methods but maintains the front of legitimacy.
History: Born to a pair of adventurers, Solomon grew up listening to his father's many stories. He found a children's book about a Human Barbarian who fought for good and justice and never realised it was just a child's story. He modeled his life after the story, seeing himself destined a hero. He has drifted apart from his friends and has been working freelance. Each gave each other a copy of their signature morningstar.
Motivation: A rival would like him out of the picture; and he feels kind of lost in life
Flaws: Depressed. Bonds: Rich, Attractive, Criminal record, Adventurer. Occupation: Soapmaker
Voice: Old thin voice
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'6") Human, True Neutral (CR 11)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 89 (11d12)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 15
Languages Common, Gnome, Aquan
Attacks Melee +5 / 3d8+1, Ranged +6 / 3d8+2, Grapple +2
Possessions: 390 pp.
Efferil Cithreth, Male Elf [Permalink]
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Description: He is typically in his Roofer uniform, and carries sais. His hair is long and golden with streaks of silver, and is pulled back with small violet clips. His beard is silver, braided, and well cared for. His ears are large.
Personality: He has schizophrenia that causes him to hear things that aren't there and will sometimes respond to them. He is a ruthless business man, a trait he acquired from his mother.
History: Born in a small village he learned the ways of the warrior from his mother. His childhood dream was to be a Seamstress, but he was a colossal failure. He became a Roofer soon after.
Motivation: Wants to open a new tavern; and balancing his hectic life and new roofer responsibilities is difficult
Ideals: Fighting, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Ugly, Disease. Bonds: Job. Occupation: Roofer
Voice: Mumbles to self between sentences
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'9") Elf, True Neutral (CR 4)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 17 (4d6)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Elven, Draconic
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d10+1, Ranged +2 / 1d10+0, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 20000 sp. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon. 1 Masterwork Common Ranged Weapon. 1 Masterwork Common Ranged Weapon.
Valorean Pfaphnyrennish, Male Dragonborn [Permalink]
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Description: A pudgy man standing about 6'4" has a big stupid grin on his face most of the time. He wears a black cloak and cross-gartered green stockings. His bronze crest is matted, messy, and big. He wears a mask on his face.
Personality: He is cool and collected. He likes to make quips and puns whenever he does anything. He also makes a point to compliment his superiors and flatter them. He is a font of random trivia from the lore and stories he has discovered
History: He was born blind and as such lacked many opportunities for work. Valorean was born on a far northern desert where he grew up under the tutelage of his father, an expert Ruler. He hopes to save up enough money to one day pay a cleric to cure him.
Motivation: To get a good night's sleep.
Ideals: Disciplined, Logical. Flaws: Ugly, Disease. Bonds: Immigrant. Occupation: Ruler
Voice: Whispers
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'4") Dragonborn, Lawful Neutral (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 12 (1d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 9 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 18 (+4) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d4+1, Ranged +4 / 1d4+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 110 gp. Brown-green garnet (90 gp).
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