Pushkrimp Shirley, Male Half-Orc [Permalink]
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Description: This man is very fat, and wears a grey collared shirt and white pants. He accessorizes with a tan scarf around the waist and a strap diagonally across his shirt. His auburn hair is heavily combed to the left. His green eyes are slightly larger than normal.
Personality: He is a very happy person and has lots of energy. To put it simply, he's a very lovable idiot. Further he is a bit of a stoner and is frequently out of it.
History: Born to a Roofer, his mother struggled to pay the bills. He found a children's book about a Half-Orc Paladin who fought for good and justice and never realised it was just a child's story. He modeled his life after the story, seeing himself destined a hero. Since then, he has sought to make the best of life.
Motivation: He's looking for his big break; and meet up once more with his childhood friend
Ideals: Optimist. Flaws: Ugly, Addict. Bonds: Poor, Adventurer. Occupation: Body Guard
Voice: Jittery and nervous
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'5") Half-Orc, Chaotic Evil (CR 1)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 13 (1d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17 (+3) | 15 (+2) | 17 (+3) | 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Orc, Halfling, Dwarven, Abyssal
Attacks Melee +5 / 1d4+3, Ranged +4 / 1d4+2, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: Just what you see.
Amûg Bing, Male Half-Orc [Permalink]
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Description: His skin has the orange glow of too much sun. He tends to wear a large black jacket. He wears his brown hair down. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.
Personality: He loves justice and goodness and right action. Anyone who does not fulfill this criteria perfectly will no doubt get a lecture from him. He is the most sanctimonious self-righteous Half-Orc in existence. He does not regard money as being a problem because it has never been a problem for him. He lives in a bit of an ivory tower believing all problems are one quick intervention away from being solved.
History: He got into the Sellsword business at a young age. He went to a religious school and was inspired by the priests there in charitable deeds. He became a Sellsword soon after.
Motivation: He'd like to take his coworkers down a peg.
Ideals: Justice. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Rich, Job, Religious. Occupation: Sellsword
Voice: Rolls R's
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'10") Half-Orc, Neutral Evil (CR 7)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 71 (7d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 17 (+3) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d8+2, Ranged +4 / 2d8+1, Grapple +2
Possessions: 200 gp. Deep green spinel (120 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Dabbledob Fapplestamp, Male Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: He prefers to wear black clothing when he does not wear armor. His hair, while still mostly brown, has prominent grey streaks. His eyes are gray and catlike.
Personality: He tends to agree with only himself unless someone else's opinion sounds like he can profit from it. He tries to control his temper but he can't always stop himself from what he feels what must be done. He is often prim and proper but will on occasion tell either really disgusting or offensive jokes, which seem out of character.
History: He was a bastard born out of an affair, and his mother always resented and mistreated him for it out of spite. His mother was a mechanic, and taught him how to fix just about anything. He has achieved small success as a Miner.
Motivation: Nothing but the best is good enough for him; and balancing his hectic life and new miner responsibilities is difficult
Ideals: Joker, Persistence, Impeccable. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Job. Occupation: Miner
Voice: Switch between two voices
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'6") Gnome, Neutral Evil (CR 4)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 32 (4d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 17 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Gnome
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d10+1, Ranged +2 / 1d10+0, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
Possessions: 9000 cp. Jet (40 gp). Lapis lazuli (9 gp). Moonstone (40 gp). Azurite (9 gp). 1 Minor magic item.
Eberdeb Turen, Male Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: This younger middle-aged man wears tan leather gloves, a tan jacket, and tight pants, and a wedding ring on his left hand. He has no hair. His amber eyes peer out from beneath his Stetson tan hat.
Personality: He will rave to anyone who will listen. He does not believe in violence as a means to an end. He is a dedicated Layabout but believes his peers are too gung-ho.
History: Born in the east to a Layabout, Eberdeb learned a great deal about his mother's area of expertise. He worked as a nervous Layabout and found it very stressful. He has worked as a Layabout like his mother before him.
Motivation: Balancing his hectic life and new Layabout responsibilities is difficult.
Ideals: Pacifist. Flaws: Ugly, Insane. Bonds: In love, Job. Occupation: Layabout
Voice: Whispers
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'4") Gnome, Neutral Evil (CR 4)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 20 (4d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Gnome, Aquan
Attacks Melee +3 / 1d10+1, Ranged +3 / 1d10+1, Grapple +1
Possessions: 400 gp.
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