Description: Runty and weak-looking, he does not wear sleeves and tends to eschew shirts when he can avoid it. His crest is blue and curly. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is obsessed with his god.

History: Born the oldest of a large religious western family, he was no stranger to responsibility. His father was supposedly a charlatan fortune teller, but he insists his father was legitimate. He is untrained/undisciplined, which makes him dangerous.

Motivation: He is compelled to act according to his religious beliefs; and he has a rivalry with the church that dominates his actions

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Insane. Bonds: Poor, Religious. Occupation: Tanner

Voice: Booming voice

Possessions: 90 pp.

Description: He has a missing right leg. He wears a faded coat and loose pants complete with Stetson hat. His auburn hair is cut jaggedly and amateurishly. He wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.

Personality: He acts crazy and hedonistic. He has the money to obtain near anything and knows that if you pay a man enough he will sell his own mother. Money is his most trusted friend.

History: He was born on a small isolated farm. When the war came and ruined his parents he was left adrift. He was a hard man then and has only learned to fight more as time goes on. He knows his nephew is from a royal line that had remained secret for centuries, but promised not to tell anyone. So far, no-one knows but him.

Motivation: He has money and likes to spend it.

Flaws: Hedonist, PTSD. Bonds: Rich, Nature. Occupation: Locksmith

Voice: Smoker's lung

Possessions: 380 gp.

Description: He wears baggy yellow pantaloons and a black scarf. He has shaved his head bald. His fair skin shows little sign of his aristocratic breeding.

Personality: He loves justice and goodness and right action. Anyone who does not fulfill this criteria perfectly will no doubt get a lecture from him. He is the most sanctimonious self-righteous Half-Elf in existence. He is cautious and jumpy. He reacts to every sound and lacks any concept of subtlety.

History: Born to a poor family in the city he treasured whatever gifts he got. He has had some formal writing training, and achieved minor success. He has made many enemies by not giving into corruption and outing many instances of it.

Motivation: He is terrified, and will act out of fear.

Ideals: Justice, Artistic. Flaws: Fearful. Bonds: Attractive, Poor. Occupation: Doctor

Voice: Draws out vowels

Possessions: 800 gp.

Description: He wears tight fighting clothing, which leaves very little to the imagination. He is portly but not overly obese. He has wavy white hair. This green eyed easterner is not easily forgotten.

Personality: He runs his personal life as if detached from it. He organizes appointments and outings based on perceived benefits he will get from it. He is terrible with names forgetting people's names several times before they finally stick; this causes him no end of embarrassment.

History: When he was but 4 years old his parents immigrated from the east. At a young age he wooed the heart of his future spouse and the two had a long relationship before they wed. He moves from town to town, unable to find a place to settle.

Motivation: To fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever; and wishes to resurrect an old love

Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Selfish, Forgetful. Bonds: Immigrant, In love. Occupation: Banker

Voice: Australian accent

Possessions: 700 gp.