Joser Hilltopple, Male Halfling [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This dark-skinned male is wearing a long, grey cloak. He is tall, broad shouldered and powerfully built. His hair is blonde and curly. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.
Personality: Joser is a sociable creature first and foremost. He loves to listen to people at length before talking their ear off. He can carry on conversation for hours and will do so. He always tries to repair and not replace. It was this mentality that drove him into the Unemployed business.
History: Trained by his mother for as long as he can remember he had it drilled in his head that it was his duty to serve his country. While he appears to be a normal Halfling, he's... not quite right. Perhaps he's slightly insane, or otherwise so mentally alien to the rest of the world that he plain doesn't fit in. He then took over the family business and is one of the better Unemployed for hire.
Motivation: Wants to raise his children well; and to reunite with his absent mother
Ideals: Extrovert, Persistence. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Military, Job, Family. Occupation: Unemployed
Voice: Thin and wheezing
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'0") Halfling, Chaotic Good (CR 1)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 5 (1d4)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 15 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Halfling, Undercommon, Gnome
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d4+2, Ranged +2 / 1d4+0, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 400 sp.
Roge Deephollow, Male Halfling [Permalink]
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Description: This man is unhealthily muscled, almost every single one of his veins is visible when he is not flexing. His shirts and pants tend to be short and undersized for him due to the difficulty of finding a good tailor. He has a small bristly mustache and wavy red hair. He has a very pronounced jaw and large eyebrows. He wears rectangular glasses with silver brims.
Personality: Prone to second guessing himself, he comes off as nervous. A fanatic, his devotion to his small selection of gods is unquestionable. He claims to be doing their will and will base all his actions on whether or not they would be pleasing to the gods.
History: He was born to a wealthy landowner in a frontier town, living a normal and happy childhood. He inherited a moderately successful company from his father. Under his leadership it has flourished, and using capital from his venture he effectively owns an entire region. He tends to his Herbalist job now, and dutifully fulfills any obligations he has.
Motivation: Sabotage a competitor; and wants to work out more often
Ideals: Fighting, Athletic. Flaws: Shy. Bonds: Religious, Rich, Job. Occupation: Herbalist
Voice: Boston accent
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'3") Halfling, Lawful Evil (CR 4)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 17 (4d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Halfling, Gnome, Auran
Attacks Melee +2 / 1d10+0, Ranged +4 / 1d10+2, Grapple +4
Possessions: 500 gp.
Wiggens Leffery, Male Gnome [Permalink]
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Description: This eastern man's face is deformed and paralyzed on one side. As such, he slurs his words together. He typically wears yellow cloth garments or leather armor. His hair is always cut to a buzz. His eyes are blue and he is always smoking a pipe.
Personality: He likes to make people angry or surprised. He does not believe in violence as a means to an end. He is a dedicated Laborer but believes his peers are too gung-ho.
History: He was a bastard born out of an affair, and his mother always resented and mistreated him for it out of spite. He was an apprentice working in his mother's forge. He's since become an addict/alcoholic.
Motivation: Balancing his hectic life and new Laborer responsibilities is difficult.
Ideals: Pacifist. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic, Addict. Bonds: Job. Occupation: Laborer
Voice: Tuts and clicks tongue
Attributes [hide]
Small (3'2") Gnome, Lawful Neutral (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 31 (5d6)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 14
Languages Common, Gnome, Aquan, Abyssal, Sylvan
Attacks Melee +3 / 2d4+0, Ranged +3 / 2d4+0, Grapple +0
Possessions: 800 gp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Vondal Brazzik, Male Dwarf [Permalink]
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Description: He wears violet trousers with grey and brown striped suspenders. He wears various colorful collared shirts. His attire stands in sharp contrast to his bastard sword, which is beautifully polished and possesses an ornate carving of a butterfly on it. His silver hair is smooth and relatively long. He wears an eyepatch.
Personality: He runs his personal life as if detached from it. He organizes appointments and outings based on perceived benefits he will get from it. He constantly seizes attention wherever he goes and has come to expect this respect from everyone. He likes to think of himself as merciful, but nonetheless is very strict.
History: He was born on a small isolated farm. A serious injury left his mother unemployed and in need of constant care. His family became saddled with debt trying to care for his infirm mother. He bought a bastard sword and has really upped his game hunting, due to his understanding of decoy and ambush.
Motivation: He made a deal with a demon which lead to his current lot in life, and he's becoming increasingly nervous about it.
Ideals: Impeccable. Flaws: Ugly, Selfish. Bonds: Nature, Debt. Occupation: Cook
Voice: Rolls R's
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'2") Dwarf, Lawful Neutral (CR 2)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 17 (2d8)
Speed 20 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 11 (+0) | 18 (+4) | 9 (-1) | 15 (+2) | 16 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Dwarven
Attacks Melee +4 / 1d6+2, Ranged +2 / 1d6+0, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 230 gp.
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