Description: This man is very fat, and is generally shirtless and showing off his tattooed chest. His golden hair is drawn into a tight pony tail with a butterfly scrunchie. His eyes are likewise hazel.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is harsh and unforgiving.

History: Trained by his mother for as long as he can remember he had it drilled in his head that it was his duty to serve his country. His parents divorced when he was young, and his mother gained full cudstody. He was regularly beaten by his mother, who blamed him for driving them apart. He's since become an addict/alcoholic.

Motivation: To reunite with his absent mother; and his relatives are trying to arrange a marriage

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic, Addict. Bonds: Military, Family. Occupation: Adventurer

Voice: Smoker's lung

Possessions: 12000 cp.

Description: What flesh remains visible is marred by burns. He wears yellow painted combat armor at almost all times. His golden hair is braided into rings. He has a tattooed face.

Personality: He is not truly malevolent, but he is obsessed with writing. He constantly tries to fill his life with writing. He plays an instrument quite well.

History: His martial talent manifested at a young age. Aiming to upstage a rival house, his parents had him trained. A gypsy cursed him at a young age, leading to his ugly appearance. He has taken up leadership of the village's small militia in response to drow demanding more tribute than usual.

Motivation: Revenge; and a deep hatred of drow

Ideals: Artistic, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Enemies. Occupation: Mayor

Voice: Deep voice with rolling R's

Possessions: 400 gp. 2 Holy water. 3 Tanglefoot bags.

Description: This light-skinned male wears black robes with leather pauldrons. Though occasionally he wears more armor. He prefers to carry a falchion, but if one is not available he will default to his shortspear. He is tall, broad shouldered and powerfully built. He has done his best to style his black hair to look like a famous performer. His eyes are blue and beady.

Personality: He has two modes he varies between. On the job he is cold, steely and emotionless. Off the job he is a party animal. His actions favor neither the good nor the evil, as he answers to a power that mortal men fail to acknowledge.

History: He got into the Detective business at a young age. He went to a religious school and was inspired by the priests there in charitable deeds. He tends to his Detective job now, and dutifully fulfills any obligations he has.

Motivation: He'd like to take his coworkers down a peg; and expand his business

Flaws: Ugly, Disease. Bonds: Job, Religious. Occupation: Detective

Voice: Speaks through clenched teeth

Possessions: 500 gp. 1 Masterwork Light wooden shield. 1 Banded mail. 1 Buckler.

Description: A plain young-adult man, he is constantly adorned with expensive silk clothing, often dyed in bright red and blue, and wears rings and necklaces with large, colorful gems. His bronze crest is singed and shortened. His gold eyes are passionate and lively.

Personality: Dazzazn hangs on like a leech to those who appreciate him. It was this clingy personality that held back his writing career. He uses divination through singing.

History: Dazzazn was raised in a hard working conservative environment. His family was turned out during the war. He and his family wandered south to less war torn lands. He has set out to sabotage the competition.

Motivation: He is unsatisfied with his job.

Ideals: Artistic, Gifted. Flaws: Ugly, PTSD. Bonds: Rich, Job. Occupation: Beggar

Voice: Speaks fast with a slight lisp

Possessions: 600 gp.