Description: He wears brown leather gloves, a brown jacket, and tight pants. He carries a battered rapier and tarnished longsword as well. He sports a flattop hair cut. His eyes are likewise blue.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. Despite his manner, he is extremely passionate and proud of his job, and he prides himself in being thorough and never missing a detail.

History: Sold as a small child to a slaver, Corkitron was an assistant, and all too frequently test subject. He eventually earned his freedom when his former master disappeared. He was married off to the eldest child of a minor noble. His spouse died of illness and he inherited everything. He has set out to sabotage the competition.

Motivation: He is unsatisfied with his job; and balancing his hectic life and new barkeep responsibilities is difficult

Ideals: Fighting, Joker. Bonds: Job, Mentor, Rich. Occupation: Barkeep

Voice: Italian accent

Possessions: 500 gp. Deep green spinel (140 gp).

Description: This slender man stands about 5'8". He wears tattered old clothes. He sports a long chestnut beard, and similarly colored long hair. He wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.

Personality: He has a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor. He is not one for noise or eating so much, which is in direct contrast with his big mouthed big gutted partner. His partner is his best friend in the world. The two are very close despite being more or less each other's opposites. He disdains his fellow southerners, claiming they make him look unintelligent just for using an accent.

History: Hoshû was born to in a poor docking district. He spent his early days working in the same smith shop his mother was employed at, doing general labor. He moved out west to avoid the crime he committed. Recently he has begun working with bootleggers and crooks.

Motivation: A need for knowledge about a nearby landmark; and he has decided he is irredeemable

Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Adventurer, Immigrant, Poor, Criminal record. Occupation: Carter

Voice: pre-pubescent

Possessions: 600 gp.

Description: This malnourished man is typically in his Mayor uniform. He wears his white hair up. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He enjoys reading and quiet.

History: He got into the Mayor business at a young age. He was one of the best in his class, and was picked up by his current employer. He quickly showed his capability and was soon promoted to a head role. He routinely visits covens of witches but complains that many are fraudulent and lack true knowledge of magic.

Motivation: Expand his business; and to be a guard again

Ideals: Joker, Logical. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Job, Poor. Occupation: Mayor

Voice: Squeaky

Possessions: 2200 sp. 1 Good lock.

Description: A thin man, he clearly needs to put on some weight, but he still has a lot of muscle. He dresses well, wearing tan shirts, loose pants, and blazers most of the time. His golden hair is cut short with large spiked bangs in the front. His hazel eyes are slightly larger than normal.

Personality: Confrontational and typically high on some drug or another. The occasional robbery is his preferred attention getting crime, but he mainly uses his means for meeting his own perverse desires.

History: He was born several months after his father was called into army service. Ront was a troubled youth. He spent his days as a hard laborer instead of attending school, and spent his evenings with numerous mobsters and gang members. Ront decided he wanted neither the life of his father nor that of the evil petty criminals he associated with. During his early adolescence, he took a sudden opportunity while working the docks and commandeered a vessel that was left unmanned. Recently he has begun working with bootleggers and crooks.

Motivation: A rival would like him out of the picture; and he is a bit of a kleptomaniac

Ideals: Athletic. Flaws: Addict. Bonds: Attractive, Criminal record, Military. Occupation: Spy

Voice: Speaks through clenched teeth

Possessions: 300 gp. Lapis lazuli (5 gp). Jasper (60 gp). White pearl (80 gp). 1 Minor magic item.