Wymar Warwick, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He is a small man, but exceptionally fit. He wears a faded coat and loose pants complete with Stetson hat. He is bald on top and has large white tufts of hair around his ears. His face is covered beneath a completely black helmet.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. Only to laugh say gotcha and shoot double pistol fingers at the fooled target.
History: He was born a particularly ugly child, much to the horror of his parents. At a young age he wooed the heart of his future spouse and the two had a long relationship before they wed. He was recently attacked on the road and savagely beaten by bandits.
Motivation: Wants to work out more often.
Ideals: Athletic, Joker. Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: In love. Occupation: Gardener
Voice: Thin and wheezing
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'5") Human, Lawful Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 22 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 14
Languages Common, Infernal
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 600 gp. 1 Minor magic item.
Dean Garfield, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: This petite short man is perpetually holding a tea of some kind. He wears a pastel vest with golden trim over his white shirt. His violet leather gloves and pants are well-kept, and his pastel boots flare out at the collars, marred by teas. He has done his best to style his auburn hair to look like a famous performer. His eyes are likewise hazel. His teeth are yellowed and unaligned.
Personality: While he acts the brute, he is far gentler than he would appear. He pushes his goals aggressively. He is also a coward if confronted.
History: He was born blind and as such lacked many opportunities for work. He worked as a nervous Locksmith and found it very stressful. He now owns his own business.
Motivation: He'd like to take his coworkers down a peg.
Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Ugly, Fearful, Disease. Bonds: Job. Occupation: Locksmith
Voice: Eastern European accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'1") Human, Chaotic Neutral (CR 5)
Armor Class 8
Hit Points 33 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 7 (-2) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Orc
Attacks Melee +6 / 2d4+3, Ranged +1 / 2d4-2, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 |
Possessions: 4000 sp. Fiery yellow corundum (1100 gp). Hematite (8 gp). Malachite (8 gp). Hematite (8 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Griselda Ansley, Female Human [Permalink]
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Description: This woman stands a little under 5'1" and is a bit bulky. She is very muscular particularly in the legs. She dresses well, wearing pastel shirts, loose pants, and blazers most of the time. She has done her best to style her white hair to look like a famous performer. Her brown eyes show the wear and tear of someone lonely with a great burden to carry.
Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She can see the true alignment of people by looking at them, and uses this to pass judgement.
History: Griselda was born into a poor family. Growing up, she dreamt of becoming a Paladin, to bring honor to her family’s name. When she came of age, she applied for a position with her town's local guard, looking to work her way up via merit and eventually become a Paladin in service of a powerful lord somewhere. From her teen years she was always beautiful and desirable, so people have always doted on her. She spent several years traveling with her friend, before both settled down to enjoy the fruits of their adventures.
Motivation: She's looking for her big break; and she desires power and/or immortality
Ideals: Joker, Gifted. Bonds: Attractive, Poor, Adventurer. Occupation: Layabout
Voice: Posh accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'1") Human, Lawful Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 36 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 10 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +5 / 2d4+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 200 gp. Iolite (80 gp).
Yvonne Yorke, Female Human [Permalink]
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Description: She is a paragon of her species. She is larger and stronger than most Humans. Her skin is light but she possesses many black ritualistic tattoos. She is dressed in earthy colors with a white and black handkerchief worn on her right side. Her hair is short and auburn. She wears an eyepatch.
Personality: She is a hateful person. She taunts others and blames them for her problems. She is a big fan of imagination and believes people should spend more time reading and writing.
History: Her parents moved while she was still in utero so she is the first generation to be born here. While studying, she fell in love. They married and had a daughter. She left for the south, certain she would find work there.
Motivation: Wants a kiss; and wants her loneliness to end
Ideals: Logical. Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Immigrant, In love, Has a crush. Occupation: Apothecary
Voice: Speaks in third person
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'0") Human, Chaotic Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 48 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 (-2) | 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 15
Languages Common, Ignan, Halfling
Attacks Melee +1 / 2d4-2, Ranged +5 / 2d4+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 5000 sp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
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