Arnold Shelly, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: His right thumb is blackened and bruised, but otherwise he appears quite healthy. He is wearing a long, white, dusty cloak. His hair is always cut to a buzz. His amber eyes lackadaisically let the world flow into them.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is a font of random trivia from the lore and stories he has discovered
History: He was a bastard born out of an affair, and his father always resented and mistreated him for it out of spite. A serious injury left his father unemployed and in need of constant care. His family became saddled with debt trying to care for his infirm father. He routinely visits covens of witches but complains that many are fraudulent and lack true knowledge of magic.
Motivation: He feels the way he acts is they only way to get by in the world; and he's repulsed by the pc
Ideals: Joker, Logical, Impeccable. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Debt. Occupation: Painter
Voice: Forgets to breathe while speaking
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'0") Human, Neutral Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 38 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 10 (+0) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common, Auran, Orc
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +5 / 2d4+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 |
Possessions: 400 gp. 1 Masterwork Common Melee. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon. 1 Masterwork Common Melee. 1 Masterwork Common Melee.
Lance Conway, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A moderately attractive man, he wears grey painted combat armor at almost all times. His hair, while still mostly auburn, has prominent grey streaks. He has amber eyes.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He will often invite strangers home for dinner and talk their ears off. He cares deeply for his spouse and does his best to make sure his guests look presentable.
History: Lance was born in the west. At a young age he loved to build and create. Since his mother passed away years ago, his father had doted on him, and he came to think her himself as special and better than other people in town. A notion that was reinforced by his attractiveness, a trait in which he easily excels the other men of his town. He has since married many spouses, only to have them die. He claims to not be responsible.
Motivation: Wants to have a good time and be beloved; and to settle down with his crush
Ideals: Joker, Optimist. Bonds: Attractive, In love. Occupation: Miner
Voice: Raspy
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'6") Human, Chaotic Neutral (CR 5)
Armor Class 8
Hit Points 38 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 7 (-2) | 11 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d4+2, Ranged +1 / 2d4-2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 500 gp. Eye agate (8 gp).
Rohesia Blyth, Female Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: She is scrawny and has patchy golden stubble. She wears pastel painted combat armor at almost all times. She has a hunchback. She has a very tight haircut. She has a tattooed face.
Personality: She is mildly Human supremacist, though she does not identify as such. She lacks moral complications. She does what she is told to by employers but not much else. She spends her money on whatever she fancies at the time.
History: From birth she was tutored by a cruel and relentless mentor. She was one of the best in her class, and was picked up by her current employer. She quickly showed her capability and was soon promoted to a head role. She's also a talented Layabout, but doesn't like to broadcast it.
Motivation: Human compassion; and further expansion of business
Flaws: Ugly, Racist. Bonds: Job, Mentor. Occupation: Sculptor
Voice: High pitched, excited
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'10") Human, Neutral Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 14
Hit Points 39 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 19 (+4) | 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) | 15 (+2) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Giant, Druidic
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +7 / 2d4+4, Grapple +4
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 700 gp.
Avice Roscoe, Female Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: Standing 4'8", this woman wears a brown costume with the symbols of strength on her torso. She wears her silver hair up in a very large beehive style do. She wears a mask on her face.
Personality: Here is a woman who knows she is the smartest in the room. She talks down to others constantly. When she's not drinking or sleeping the drinks off, she's doing painting.
History: The child of southern immigrants she idolized her father. While she appears to be a normal Human, she's... not quite right. Perhaps she's slightly insane, or otherwise so mentally alien to the rest of the world that she plain doesn't fit in. She has never given up on her painting dream.
Motivation: She has a rivalry with the Church that dominates her actions; and she feels the way she acts is they only way to get by in the world
Ideals: Impeccable, Artistic. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Immigrant, Religious. Occupation: Assassin
Voice: Hard of hearing, loud
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'8") Human, Lawful Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 46 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 (-1) | 8 (-1) | 16 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 9 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +2 / 2d4-1, Ranged +2 / 2d4-1, Grapple -1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 500 gp. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon. 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon. 1 Masterwork Common Ranged Weapon.
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