Hugh Haley, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He is a small man, but exceptionally fit. He wears a well pressed and immaculate suit (or dress). He wears a top hat to hide his balding. His eyes are a pleasant green.
Personality: A skeptical and narcissistic man, Hugh's first love is himself. His second love is also himself. He is terrible with names forgetting people's names several times before they finally stick; this causes him no end of embarrassment.
History: Born the oldest of a large religious southern family, he was no stranger to responsibility. As a young adult he joined a group advocating for an improvement in Human conditions. One night he noticed a nearby shooting star which he hiked out to see where it landed. It turned out to be an ancient artifact of some kind. He has done his darndest to repair it but it is currently non-functional.
Motivation: He feels the way he acts is they only way to get by in the world; and nothing but the best is good enough for him
Ideals: Athletic, Impeccable. Flaws: Forgetful, Racist. Bonds: Religious. Occupation: Carpenter
Voice: Old Prospector
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'1") Human, Neutral Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 40 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 8 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 15 (+2) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +5 / 2d4+2, Grapple +5
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Agatha Soames, Female Human [Permalink]
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Description: She is a pot bellied western woman with a big hulking figure and broad shoulders. She is wearing a perfectly clean shirt and pair of pants. She has moderate length blonde hair. Her eyes are a pleasant gray.
Personality: She is a very happy person and has lots of energy. To put it simply, she's a very lovable idiot. She always tries to repair and not replace. It was this mentality that drove her into the Unemployed business.
History: Sold as a small child to a brothel owner, Agatha was an assistant, and all too frequently test subject. She eventually earned her freedom when her former master disappeared. Agatha liked to wander the woods near her home when she was young, something she still likes to do at least once a week. She never liked modest clothing or shoes, so she would wander the woods barefoot and lightly dressed, and she developed a good sense of balance and learned how to climb and swim well. Since then, she has sought to make the best of life.
Motivation: Wants to have a good time and be beloved; and wants to work out more often
Ideals: Athletic, Optimist, Persistence. Bonds: Attractive, Mentor, Nature. Occupation: Unemployed
Voice: Irish accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'3") Human, Lawful Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 36 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 16 (+3) | 16 (+3) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Sylvan, Undercommon, Ignan
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d4+2, Ranged +5 / 2d4+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 30000 cp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Patrick Nibley, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: He is lean but muscular and wears a robe, a symbol of the four houses of cards around his neck, and a greatsword on his belt. His chestnut hair is cut short with large spiked bangs in the front. He was beautiful and young once, which still shows through his age, but it is a faded beauty.
Personality: A skeptical and narcissistic man, Patrick's first love is himself. His second love is also himself. He does not believe in violence as a means to an end. He is a dedicated Sage but believes his peers are too gung-ho.
History: He was raised happily, as a normal child born to his father and mother. His father taught him the rudiments of the Sage arts, while his mother instructed him in etiquette, music and courtly manner. His father was very strict, and drilled into him lessons on being the perfect gentleman. He leaves a trail of broken hearts and full pockets wherever he goes.
Motivation: Money/treasure; and he doesn't get along with people that don't share his tastes
Ideals: Fighting, Impeccable, Pacifist. Bonds: Attractive, Rich. Occupation: Sage
Voice: Speaks with squeezed throat
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'4") Human, Chaotic Neutral (CR 5)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 25 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 (-1) | 10 (+0) | 9 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 15
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +2 / 2d4-1, Ranged +3 / 2d4+0, Grapple +0
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: Rhodochrosite (13 gp). Aquamarine (1200 gp). Chrysoberyl (150 gp).
Melissa Riley, Female Human [Permalink]
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Description: This younger middle-aged woman wears a black tunic with grey highlights, and long pastel pants that bunch up around her shoes, and a wedding ring on her right hand. She has dyed her greying golden hair a little too much giving a sharp golden color. Her thin eyebrows rest above her beady hazel eyes.
Personality: She believes mankind has become decadent and spoiled by the march of civilization and an end should come to life as we know it. She is cautious and jumpy. She reacts to every sound and lacks any concept of subtlety.
History: Born in the north her family was never financially stable. She became part of the deadliest team of assassins in recent memory. A botched job caused the group to be disbanded. She bought a monstrous two handed axe and has really upped her game hunting, due to her understanding of decoy and ambush.
Motivation: She has comitted a past crime that haunts her to this day; and she is wracked by social anxiety
Flaws: Ugly, Fearful. Bonds: In love, Nature, Poor, Criminal record. Occupation: Jeweler
Voice: Low rumbling, strings words together
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'3") Human, Chaotic Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 8
Hit Points 47 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19 (+4) | 7 (-2) | 14 (+2) | 17 (+3) | 6 (-2) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 8
Languages Common, Orc, Ignan, Giant
Attacks Melee +7 / 2d4+4, Ranged +1 / 2d4-2, Grapple +4
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 9 |
Possessions: 4000 sp. Red-brown spinel (100 gp). Alexandrite (500 gp). Moonstone (40 gp). Fire opal (500 gp).
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