Description: A middle-aged woman, she is typically in her Unemployed uniform, and is pretty ugly. She sports a flattop hair cut. She wears crescent spectacles with a black brim.

Personality: She acts crazy and hedonistic. She loves teas. She is very sensitive about her face. To blow off anger she lifts weights and to control her otherwise explosive temper she works out a lot.

History: She was raised in a island tribe. There was a wharf not far from home where she often wandered off to fish. She now owns her own business.

Motivation: Balancing her hectic life and new Unemployed responsibilities is difficult; and expand her business

Ideals: Fighting. Flaws: Ugly, Hedonist. Bonds: Job, Nature. Occupation: Unemployed

Voice: Squeaky

Possessions: 400 gp. Violet garnet (1400 gp). Star ruby (600 gp). Black pearl (1400 gp). Blue star sapphire (600 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: A moderately attractive man, he dresses in black turtlenecks beneath a blue coat with white slacks. He has moderate length golden hair. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.

Personality: He is a jovial happy person, but he is convinced people are living their lives too quickly. He lacks moral complications. He does what he is told to by employers but not much else. He spends his money on whatever he fancies at the time.

History: He was born the only child of a wealthy merchant. His childhood dream was to be a Body Guard, but he was a colossal failure. He struck the Mortician job and began his own company from there.

Motivation: He'd like to take his coworkers down a peg.

Ideals: Optimist, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Attractive, Job. Occupation: Mortician

Voice: Sore throat, cough

Possessions: 600 gp.

Description: He wears tight fighting clothing, which leaves very little to the imagination. His hair is silver and curly. His amber eyes peer out from beneath his feathered white hat.

Personality: He considers himself the perfect gentleman. He makes a point to always show proper etiquette and frequently critiques the etiquette of others. He invites people to come help in his community garden.

History: He was born blind and as such lacked many opportunities for work. Ostracized due to the druidic powers of his oldest sister, he and his siblings struck out on their own. In the process these unassuming Humans became a terror of the countryside. He was granted druidic powers by his dying sister.

Motivation: Nothing but the best is good enough for him; and he feels the way he acts is they only way to get by in the world

Ideals: Fighting, Impeccable, Philantrophist, Gifted. Flaws: Disease. Occupation: Mortician

Voice: Pronounces O like U

Possessions: 400 gp. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.

Description: An older man who wears bulky black painted plate armor, he is not a threatening figure. His hair is greying and his face has many wrinkles. His fierce amber eyes like to dwell on things.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. As long as the job gets done he does not care how it got done.

History: He comes from a rich southern family. He has chosen to use the inheritance that was left to him frivolously. He now owns his own business.

Motivation: Sabotage a competitor; and retire the richest man in the south

Ideals: Joker, Professionalism, Entrepeneur. Bonds: Rich, Job. Occupation: Priest

Voice: Indian accent

Possessions: 700 gp. Carnelian (30 gp).