Description: His skin has the orange glow of too much sun. He is wearing colorful clothing, dressed as a Mortician. He wears a broad hat to cover his moderate length white hair. His face is full, his cheeks are rosy, and he always seems to sport a perfect smile and a twinkle in his brown eyes.

Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He is vehemently anti-magic. All of it is evil and corrupting in his opinion.

History: A studious child he never was much for a social life, not because he was unlikable, but because he did not seek it out. He moved out east to avoid the crime he committed. He has recently gotten a pet goose that steals things from people.

Motivation: Sabotage a competitor; and wants to open a new tavern

Ideals: Joker, Opinionated, Gifted. Bonds: Attractive, Criminal record, Job. Occupation: Mortician

Voice: Sounds elderly

Possessions: Moonstone (40 gp). Blue star sapphire (1600 gp). Amethyst (110 gp).

Description: This man is armored in gleaming platemail with gilded edges. A flowing white cape and mantle trimmed with soft violet waves gently in the breeze, and sports empty pouches on his belt. His silver hair is cut short. His violet eyes are slightly larger than normal.

Personality: He has a good heart but also a terrible temper. He will forgive often but not before yelling and berating someone for whatever they have done wrong. He always tries to repair and not replace. It was this mentality that drove him into the Bowyer business.

History: He was born to a wealthy landowner in a frontier town, living a normal and happy childhood. His first spouse was a Weaver, they had one son, but his spouse won total custody. Without his spouse to temper him he grew out of control. He's also a talented Weaver, but doesn't like to broadcast it.

Motivation: To unite with his sister; and marry his sister to traveling adventurers

Ideals: Persistence. Flaws: Antagonistic. Bonds: Rich, Family, Job. Occupation: Bowyer

Voice: Switch between two voices

Possessions: Peridot (30 gp).

Description: She wears tight fitting pants and leather jackets. She usually doesn't wear a shirt, and carries axes. She wears her hair in dreadlocks. Her face is covered beneath a completely black helmet.

Personality: She seems absolutely devoid of it. She stares off into space and will respond with overly literal and minimalist answers to questions. She has a hair trigger and will fly into rage over the tiniest perceived slights.

History: The child of southern immigrants she idolized her mother. Through the years after Oriel was born, her mother became increasingly distant from her family, instead choosing to pursue power in the south. Oriel's mother didn't care for her much, and the feeling was mutual. She used her abilities to travel the world and help people.

Motivation: She's repulsed by the PC; and to end her boredom

Ideals: Fighting, Philantrophist. Flaws: Mundane, Antagonistic. Bonds: Immigrant. Occupation: Interpreter

Voice: pre-pubescent

Possessions: 1000 sp.

Description: This man is well dressed, constantly wearing a brown suit, black shirt, and blue tie, and sports empty pouches on his belt. His black hair is thinning but still full. He has a tattooed face.

Personality: He loves justice and goodness and right action. Anyone who does not fulfill this criteria perfectly will no doubt get a lecture from him. He is the most sanctimonious self-righteous Human in existence. He seeks to pay back kindness whenever he gets the chance. Whether it be in the form of unwanted serenades or the latest gossip he always seeks to do solids for his friends.

History: Roger was born to in a poor docking district. He spent his early days working in the same smith shop his father was employed at, doing general labor. He was one of the best in his class, and was picked up by his current employer. He quickly showed his capability and was soon promoted to a head role. He has set out to sabotage the competition.

Motivation: He feels that his past leaves him morally obligated to help; and he is unsatisfied with his job

Ideals: Justice, Philantrophist. Bonds: Poor, Job, Criminal record. Occupation: Body Guard

Voice: Can't modulate volume

Possessions: 300 gp.