Mary Kinsley, Female Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: This light-skinned female wears skinny pants and wears a brown and tan robe with the hood down. She is tall, broad shouldered and powerfully built. Her brown hair is long and unkept. She tend to wears goggles to shield her eyes.
Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She is afraid of women and trembles around them
History: Her history is one of pain. She was disowned by both parents and raised among the slaves her parents kept. She worked as a nervous Weaver and found it very stressful. She ran away from her former home and has been making her living as a Weaver for the past few years.
Motivation: Wants to open a new tavern.
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Shy. Bonds: Slave, Job. Occupation: Weaver
Voice: Posh accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'0") Human, Neutral Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 40 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 18 (+4) | 6 (-2) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 8
Languages Common, Celestial, Elven, Goblin, Aquan
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d4+2, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 9 |
Possessions: 20000 cp. Brass mug with jade inlays (600 gp).
Sarah Ashton, Female Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: She wears tight fitting pants and leather jackets. She usually doesn't wear a shirt. She carries a battered spear and tarnished sickle as well. She has shaved her head bald. She has gleaming, smiling brown eyes.
Personality: She considers herself the protector of her home. She feels this is her duty and calling. When she's not drinking or sleeping the drinks off, she's doing singing.
History: Her mother raised her in a mountain cabin. In her formative years she discovered how persuasive she was. She began using that to her advantage selling useless wares at inflated prices. She has been a successful dealer in antiques buying low and selling high.
Motivation: She has a crush on the local Courier; and she wants to get laid
Ideals: Fighting, Artistic, Entrepeneur. Bonds: Guardian, Nature, Has a crush. Occupation: Stylist
Voice: Sore throat, cough
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'6") Human, Neutral Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 13
Hit Points 41 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 17 (+3) | 11 (+0) | 10 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +6 / 2d4+3, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 40000 cp.
Patrick Cromwell, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: The man speaks with an almost imperceptible accent. He seems to always be the slightest bit damp as if he got out from a pool a few moments ago. He is constantly adorned with expensive silk clothing, often dyed in bright red and brown, and wears rings and necklaces with large, colorful gems. His hair is long and silver with streaks of brown, and is pulled back with small red clips. His beard is brown, braided, and well cared for. He is very pretty but has cold, dead eyes.
Personality: He is shy and timid. He has not had much interaction with people and is skittish around them. He receives visions of the future at random moments
History: He is the product a well kept family trust fund and as such has never really known need. After coming to the age of reason, Patrick took it upon himself to study the arcane arts in their entirety; because of this, he was labeled a dark omen and banished from his homeland. He is untrained/undisciplined, which makes him dangerous.
Motivation: He has money and likes to spend it; and he is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally
Ideals: Gifted. Flaws: Shy, Insane. Bonds: Rich, Immigrant, Attractive. Occupation: Beggar
Voice: Sighs a lot, exhausted
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'4") Human, Neutral Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 46 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 (+2) | 10 (+0) | 14 (+2) | 14 (+2) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Dwarven, Infernal
Attacks Melee +5 / 2d4+2, Ranged +3 / 2d4+0, Grapple +5
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 800 gp.
Williamina Addington, Female Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: Standing 4'11", this woman wears a blue armored body suit, with a simple tan line shooting up and back down. She keeps her red hair in a flapper bob. She has a dull look in her gray eyes.
Personality: She loves justice and goodness and right action. Anyone who does not fulfill this criteria perfectly will no doubt get a lecture from her. She is the most sanctimonious self-righteous Human in existence. She also is a firm believer in the womanly ideal.
History: She was born the only child of a wealthy merchant. A gifted student she started as a Soapmaker, but she got bored and became a Scribe. She became a Scribe soon after.
Motivation: Sabotage a competitor; and she is unsatisfied with her job
Ideals: Justice, Entrepeneur. Flaws: Impulsive. Bonds: Job. Occupation: Scribe
Voice: Prounounces S like Z
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'11") Human, Chaotic Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 37 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18 (+4) | 11 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 8 (-1) | 11 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Infernal
Attacks Melee +7 / 2d4+4, Ranged +3 / 2d4+0, Grapple +4
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 10 |
Possessions: 300 gp. White pearl (50 gp). Iolite (20 gp). Obsidian (9 gp). Lapis lazuli (9 gp).
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