Gunter Kirby, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: He prefers to wear flannel. His red hair is cut short with large spiked bangs in the front. He wears round tiny glasses practically rammed into his face.
Personality: He loves justice and goodness and right action. Anyone who does not fulfill this criteria perfectly will no doubt get a lecture from him. He is the most sanctimonious self-righteous Human in existence. He has the money to obtain near anything and knows that if you pay a man enough he will sell his own mother. Money is his most trusted friend.
History: He was raised in a white middle class family as the only child. He became part of the deadliest team of assassins in recent memory. A botched job caused the group to be disbanded. He has recently gotten a pet goose that steals things from people.
Motivation: He doesn't get along with people that don't share his tastes; and he is content
Ideals: Justice, Impeccable. Flaws: Mundane. Bonds: Rich, Criminal record. Occupation: Bookbinder
Voice: Adds syll-ab-les for em-pha-sis
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'4") Human, Chaotic Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 9
Hit Points 32 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 (-1) | 9 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 11 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +2 / 2d4-1, Ranged +2 / 2d4-1, Grapple -1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: Smoky quartz (80 gp). Sard (80 gp). 1 Masterwork Uncommon Weapon. 1 Masterwork Common Melee.
Patrick Kent, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: An older man who wears bulky brown painted plate armor, he is not a threatening figure. His red hair has been sun bleached extensively. He has green eyes and a brown hat with a red feather.
Personality: He seems absolutely devoid of it. He stares off into space and will respond with overly literal and minimalist answers to questions. As long as the job gets done he does not care how it got done.
History: He was born in the north. He took every job he could get his hands on, but the opportunities for Humans in the north were limited. One night he noticed a nearby shooting star which he hiked out to see where it landed. It turned out to be an ancient artifact of some kind. He has done his darndest to repair it but it is currently non-functional.
Motivation: He'd like to take his coworkers down a peg; and to find somewhere to settle down
Ideals: Professionalism, Persistence. Flaws: Mundane. Bonds: Immigrant, Job. Occupation: Mason
Voice: Pirate accent
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'4") Human, Chaotic Neutral (CR 5)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 48 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 11 (+0) | 17 (+3) | 9 (-1) | 13 (+1) | 8 (-1) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +3 / 2d4+0, Grapple +1
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 6000 sp.
Rosalind Windsor, Female Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: She has a missing left arm. She is wearing dark clothing and a heavy breastplate, keeping many of her physical features obscured. Her hair, while still mostly black, has prominent grey streaks. She wears large thick round spectacles.
Personality: She cares much about the opinion of others, both in good and in bad: when keeping in line with her opinion, she thinks highly of the other person, but when opinions clash, she can get violently argumentative. She takes great pride in her work and is very well organized. Her planner is full of calendar events.
History: From birth she was tutored by a cruel and relentless mentor. Her homeland was ravaged by war and she spent much of her life rebuilding it. She has drifted from career to career and currently works as a Knight.
Motivation: Wants to open a new tavern; and to be a navigator again
Ideals: Opinionated. Flaws: PTSD. Bonds: Job, Mentor. Occupation: Knight
Voice: Smooth and feminine
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'5") Human, Neutral Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 42 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) | 16 (+3) | 17 (+3) | 7 (-2) |
Senses Passive Perception 13
Languages Common, Celestial, Halfling, Orc
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +5 / 2d4+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 700 gp.
Everard Kinsley, Male Human [Permalink]
Personal [hide]
Description: A man with thick toned arms and a paunchy gut. He is generally well dressed albeit a few years behind the times. He keeps his brown hair in a flapper bob. His voice is smooth and creepy, always level, but somehow just slightly unnerving.
Personality: He is a sleazy, sleazy guy. He has no qualms about using his powers of suggestion to get people to do what he wants. The war was a terrible time for him, and Everard does not often speak of it. When he does, he does so with a strained expression and tears in his eyes.
History: He served in the navy to pay for his family's outstanding loans. He was an athlete and attended two major summer competitions. He never won. He is untrained/undisciplined, which makes him dangerous.
Motivation: Wants to work out more often.
Ideals: Athletic. Flaws: Insane, Depressed. Bonds: Attractive, Military. Occupation: Adventurer
Voice: Draws out vowels
Attributes [hide]
Medium (6'4") Human, Chaotic Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 34 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 (-1) | 14 (+2) | 10 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 10 (+0) |
Senses Passive Perception 12
Languages Common, Terran
Attacks Melee +2 / 2d4-1, Ranged +5 / 2d4+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 40000 cp. Alexandrite (700 gp). Alexandrite (700 gp). Rhodochrosite (16 gp). Malachite (16 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
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