Description: This fat southern man has a bulbous nose and does not wear sleeves and tends to eschew shirts when he can avoid it. His skin is also unnaturally pale. His small hat is riddled with cuts and holes. His green eyes peer out from beneath his small green hat.

Personality: He is a hateful person. He taunts others and blames them for his problems. He is however nostalgic and wants to reunite with his old comrades. He has some compunction and patriotism and will work for the government before all other clients.

History: John was born into a poor family. Growing up, he dreamt of becoming a Paladin, to bring honor to his family’s name. When he came of age, he applied for a position with his town's local guard, looking to work his way up via merit and eventually become a Paladin in service of a powerful lord somewhere. Like his father and his brother before him, after school he went straight into learning to become a Junk Dealer. He inherited the family business which he has now maintained for 7 years.

Motivation: A need for knowledge about a nearby landmark; and he has passion for adventuring and risk

Flaws: Ugly, Antagonistic. Bonds: Adventurer, Poor, Job. Occupation: Junk Dealer

Voice: Prounounces S like Z

Possessions: 600 gp.

Description: This woman wears clothing that is held on in multiple layers but all of it is in poor condition. She is muscular with a powerful set of arms. Her auburn hair is greying along the sides and has receded to reveal a widow's peak. Her eyes, though not visible through her cowl, are violet.

Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. Her home and work are filled with various knick knacks she has acquired through the years. She cares a great deal for her adopted teenage son.

History: She was always a brilliant, if unscrupulous mind. Her first spouse was a Masseuse, they had one son, but her spouse won total custody. Without her spouse to temper her she grew out of control. She has since lost track of the people in her past.

Motivation: She is not mentally stable, and does not behave rationally.

Ideals: Joker, Logical. Flaws: Insane. Bonds: Poor, Family. Occupation: Detective

Voice: Loud with bravado

Possessions: 500 gp. Smoky quartz (80 gp).

Description: He wears tight fitting clothing which further accentuates his frame. He carries with him a set of pickaxes, each one with a topaz on the hilt. He only wears one on his belt and the other on his back. His golden hair is braided into rings. His green eyes dart around the room hyper actively observing anyone and anything.

Personality: Calm and collected, he is a well trained Barber. Despite his manner, he is extremely passionate and proud of his job, and he prides himself in being thorough and never missing a detail.

History: From birth he was tutored by a cruel and relentless mentor. His father was a soldier and died while he was still young. Godfrey was left his father's suit of armor and trained in its use and care. He became a Barber soon after.

Motivation: His religion dominates his actions; and to fight the greatest warriors and to fight in the greatest battles ever

Ideals: Fighting. Bonds: Attractive, Job, Mentor, Military, Religious. Occupation: Barber

Voice: Slow speaker

Possessions: 10 pp.

Description: This slender woman stands about 5'6". She wears a faded coat and loose pants complete with wide-brimmed hat. Her auburn hair is singed and shortened. Her amber eyes have a joyful gleam in them most of the time.

Personality: She is inclined to make off color jokes and interpret anything that could be construed as such as innuendo. She uses her nature as a weapon; she likes to lead opponents to think her in distress.

History: She was a bastard born out of an affair, and her mother always resented and mistreated her for it out of spite. She became part of the deadliest team of assassins in recent memory. A botched job caused the group to be disbanded. She has recently gotten a pet goose that steals things from people.

Motivation: A rival would like her out of the picture; and she is being blackmailed/forced/etc and this influences her actions

Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Ugly, Secretive, Antagonistic. Bonds: Criminal record. Occupation: Spice Merchant

Voice: Sore throat, cough

Possessions: Just what you see.