Heward Marston, Male Human [Permalink]
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Description: A man with a cold, calculating air about him, he wears a green collared shirt and tan pants. He accessorizes with a black scarf around the waist and a strap diagonally across his shirt. He has shaved his head bald. He has gleaming, smiling brown eyes.
Personality: In the realm of puns, he cannot help himself. He feels obliged to make them. He feeds upon the attention of others.
History: Heward was raised in a hard working conservative environment. His childhood dream was to be a Sculptor, but he was a colossal failure. Due to his spouse's obsession with being a Sculptor they were divorced and he won custody of their daughter. He worked as a Merchant, and he later adopted a second daughter.
Motivation: He wants to meet his childhood hero; and he is unsatisfied with his job
Ideals: Joker. Bonds: Attractive, Job, Family, Adventurer. Occupation: Merchant
Voice: Can't modulate volume
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'8") Human, Lawful Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 11
Hit Points 41 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 (+1) | 12 (+1) | 16 (+3) | 12 (+1) | 13 (+1) | 16 (+3) |
Senses Passive Perception 11
Languages Common, Celestial
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +4 / 2d4+1, Grapple +4
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 600 gp. Violet garnet (1400 gp). Black pearl (1400 gp).
Margery Hayley, Female Human [Permalink]
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Description: Dark and lean, she is a relatively plain woman. She wears a simple burlap shirt and baggy pants. She conceals her pickaxe with her veritable burlap sack of a shirt. She has silver hair. She wears a mask on her face.
Personality: In the realm of puns, she cannot help herself. She feels obliged to make them. She is obsessed with finding treasure.
History: She got into the Slave Trader business at a young age. Her mother disappeared, and while she tried to raise money to find her mother, she was betrayed dozens of times. She has dedicated herself to building a better kind of golem.
Motivation: She is wracked by social anxiety; and she desires power and/or immortality
Ideals: Joker. Flaws: Fearful. Bonds: Adventurer, Job, Family. Occupation: Slave Trader
Voice: Speaks through clenched teeth
Attributes [hide]
Medium (4'7") Human, Neutral Good (CR 5)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 27 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 (-1) | 10 (+0) | 13 (+1) | 9 (-1) | 15 (+2) | 13 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 15
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +2 / 2d4-1, Ranged +3 / 2d4+0, Grapple +0
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 100 gp. Amber (80 gp). Chalcedony (50 gp). Citrine (50 gp). Blue quartz (9 gp).
Anne Lindsay, Female Human [Permalink]
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Description: This fat southern woman has a bulbous nose and wears many layers of old clothing at all times. Her skin is also unnaturally pale. She keeps her blonde hair in a pixie cut. Her hazel eyes have a joyful gleam in them most of the time.
Personality: She is very quiet and rarely speaks above a whisper. She disdains her fellow southerners, claiming they make her look unintelligent just for using an accent.
History: She was born blind and as such lacked many opportunities for work. She worked as a nervous Carpenter and found it very stressful. She has set out to sabotage the competition.
Motivation: She'd like to take her coworkers down a peg.
Flaws: Ugly, Shy, Disease. Bonds: Poor, Immigrant, Job. Occupation: Carpenter
Voice: Soft and melodious
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'5") Human, Neutral Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 12
Hit Points 25 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 (+1) | 14 (+2) | 10 (+0) | 17 (+3) | 12 (+1) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 15
Languages Common, Halfling, Giant, Ignan
Attacks Melee +4 / 2d4+1, Ranged +5 / 2d4+2, Grapple +2
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
Ahlyssa Reed, Female Human [Permalink]
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Description: This southern woman is abnormally tall. She wears a shirt that is too small, which lets her gut show, with a ratty blue coat over it. Her whole body is exceptionally muscular. She wears a wide-brimmed hat to cover her moderate length black hair. She has a very pronounced jaw and large eyebrows. She wears rectangular glasses with silver brims.
Personality: She has two modes she varies between. On the job she is cold, steely and emotionless. Off the job she is a party animal. She is frequently practicing swordplay.
History: She is the product a well kept family trust fund and as such has never really known need. She helped her father out around the business and became quite the natural. She ran away from her former home and has been making her living as a Fletcher for the past few years.
Motivation: Wants to open a new tavern.
Flaws: Ugly. Bonds: Immigrant, Job, Military, Rich. Occupation: Fletcher
Voice: Thin and wheezing
Attributes [hide]
Medium (5'2") Human, Lawful Evil (CR 5)
Armor Class 10
Hit Points 38 (5d10)
Speed 30 ft.
| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 (+3) | 10 (+0) | 12 (+1) | 8 (-1) | 11 (+0) | 12 (+1) |
Senses Passive Perception 10
Languages Common
Attacks Melee +6 / 2d4+3, Ranged +3 / 2d4+0, Grapple +3
| DC | 0 | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | |
| Spell /Day | 11 | 0 | 0 |
Possessions: 700 gp. Emerald (1000 gp). Azurite (7 gp). Eye agate (7 gp). 1 Minor magic item. 1 Minor magic item.
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